[ SECRET POST #2377 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2377 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I have no interest in it either but I get annoyed by the way people need to make a big deal about how they just. don't. get. it!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's okay to not get things. Nobody cares either way as long as you don't make a big deal of it yourself. Move on.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, if this secret were about "not! getting!" slash, there'd be so much more backlash about "who cares if you don't" but the principle doesn't seem to apply here fsr. it's the same damn thing people YKINMK and anybody who needs to shout about how they don't get it is obnoxious

mentioning once the topic is brought up is one thing but this? this is obnoxious OP

[(Anonymous)]

Using the slash comparison is disingenuous. Homosexual people exist, alpha/beta/omega people don't.

"Not getting" something that really happens is really different than "not getting" something purely fictional.

[(Anonymous)]

I love the word "disingenuous".

Loathe Omegaverse though.

[(Anonymous)]

oh please like yaoi really happens in real life. when someone says "i don't get slash" they don't mean "i don't understand homosexual people" they mean "i don't understand why so many people like to consume fanfic and fanart about fantasy m/m pairings"

world of difference

[(Anonymous)]

spoilers: it's still homophobic to be like 'gosh I just CANT. GET. how people would be interested in homosexualsssss~'

[(Anonymous)]

That...doesn't quite track, because most slash isn't at all realistic. It serves the needs of certain peoples' fantasies.

[(Anonymous)]

Slash is not about real-life homosexuals.

[(Anonymous)]

I think people feel the need to point it out because a) it seemed to come out of nowhere and b) it's incredibly pervasive. It's kinda like walking down the street one day and suddenly everyone is wearing fruit hats and raving about the best pineapples to use and you're puzzled how it happened.

[inkdust]

This is a great comparison.

[(Anonymous)]

(sa)

Heh, thanks. It was the best I could think of that would convey the strangeness without coming off as unintentionally judgey :)

DA

[(Anonymous)]

so much secondhand embarrassment about the pineapples tbh why would anybody do that ????

I'm not judging though, not at all

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

That's what bothers me. If you're going to say you think a kink is weird just say it. "Your kink embarrass me by existing but I'm not kinkshaming you" is the stupidest thing ever.

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

I know, if it was grapes or regular apples or something I could understand it, but pineapples? It's just so strange to me. But yeah, if pineapples is what it takes for some, go for the pineapples...

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

i get so embarrassed every time i look at them though

no judging

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

Are you pineapple phobic? I judge you.

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

It's not even about the pineapples.

Why is everyone wearing the fruit hats? They look ridiculous. They attract flies. They smell bad after awhile. When did this become a thing? They're everywhere.

[(Anonymous)]

...so, like homestuck troll cosplayers walking down the street and talking about nooks and moirails??

:0 suddenly i understand everything

[forgottenjester]

I want this to happen. I want fruit hats. Anon, why must you taunt me with a future that will never be?!

[(Anonymous)]

This is a good comment and you should feel good for making it.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Yes, this.

Especially when we're talking about a fandom that has absolutely no supernatural or magical features (say, I don't know, Hannibal) and half the kinkmeme is MAGICAL OMEGA WORLD.

If it gets your motor going, great - and I mean that - but you have to admit, from an objective standpoint, it's a little strange and so oddly specific.

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. I still don't know where it came from.

[cat63]

It's kinda like walking down the street one day and suddenly everyone is wearing fruit hats and raving about the best pineapples to use and you're puzzled how it happened.

This. Very much this.

The first time I saw an abo fic I thought it was an AU that particular author had cooked up and thought no more of it. And then I scrolled down the page and there was another one, and another. And then they started cropping up in other fandoms I was reading and I just wondered where it had all come from, because I'm nosey like that.

The other thing I wonder about (although not enough to actually read the stories) is where the betas fit in - because despite the "ABO" label, all the summaries only ever seem to mention the Alphas and Omegas....

Also, I like your analogy very much indeed.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

The beta class seems to either mean normal</I. people, or be a way of shunting unwanted characters off as being non-threatening to the fic's main pairing.

[cat63]

Ah, thank you.

or be a way of shunting unwanted characters off as being non-threatening to the fic's main pairing.

As opposed to, oh, I dunno, not writing about them in the first place? People are weird....