[ SECRET POST #2414 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2414 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Akumu-chan / My Little Nightmare]


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03.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deanna Troi]


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04.
[The Borgias]


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05.
[Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya from Yu-gi-oh!]


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06.
[Spring Breakers]


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07.
[Murder Rooms]


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08.
[Twin Peaks]


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09.
[Mass Effect]


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10.
[Despicable Me 2]


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11.
[Ice Age]


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12.
[Arrested Development]


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13.
[Super Junior]


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14.
[Halloween]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #345.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/Fmp3yf9.jpg
[Spring Breakers]

[(Anonymous)]

I mainly write smut because there is nothing that arouses me more than verbalizing my fantasies.

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT?

[dragonimp]

"Who the fuck faps to their own smut"

Um.....

That's why I write smut.

[type_wild]

Is that Alphonse Elric in your icon

[(Anonymous)]

I can't get off to my own smut for some reason. It'll get me in the mood, but it won't deliver. So I always have to go searching for something anyways.

[scrubber]

Who saw that movie though.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm surprised anyone was expecting anything "epic" out of this movie, let alone some sort of fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

This honestly. And nothing I've seen about it makes me interested in even watching it, let alone shipping the characters for femslash.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really know the show, but I assume it's kind of like Girls Gone Wild - aren't those women often exploited/tricked into doing those things? Correct me if I'm wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Nevermind, got it confused with something else, I think.

[fingalsanteater]

1.) No one saw this movie.

2.) Who doesn't fap to their own smut?

[(Anonymous)]

i Pretty much dont to anything else

OOPS

[ariakas]

Why else would you write smut?

[(Anonymous)]

It may have something to do with the "Harmonie Korine I love your films, but I feel like a dirty old man watching them" problem.

[pantasma]

The biggest disappointment was the actors who thought this was a great movie to get them out of the cutesy Disney channel niche into "real" movies.

[(Anonymous)]

that was a movie?

[(Anonymous)]

Creepy male gaze pretty much turned me off so..

[(Anonymous)]

I could never fap to my own smut.

[(Anonymous)]

Skanky tattoos and their roots growing out. No thanks, I couldn't fap to that unless it was explicity mentioned in-fic that they'd just gotten their roots touched up.

Even so, maybe not.

You're making god knows how much starring in this movie. And you can't afford a $10 box of hair dye or a slightly more expensive trip to the salon? Please. I have kawaii animu girls with no blemishes I can get off to.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is four women acting in the movie "Spring Breakers". They're all wearing bikinis and have hair reaching their shoulders or just past them, and they are standing lined up looking kinda coy or something in front of a huge car grill? The first one has light hair dyed a almost sort of pink and has light olive skin. She is wearing a bright blue bikini and has a red tattoo on the left side of her abdomen and is whispering something to the woman standing next to her. Next to her is a woman with slightly more tanned olive skin with blonde hair and a magenta bikini. She has a similar red tattoo on her left shoulder. Next to her is a woman with dark hair and olive skin wearing an orange bikini. She has a sort of glyph-like tattoo on the right side of her abdomen. Finally is a woman with slightly shorter blonde hair and a light bright pink bikini, with a similar glyph tattoo on the top of her right breast, near the middle of her chest.]

For a whole year leading up to this movie being released, I looked forward to the EPIC amounts of femslash it was bound to inspire.

Fandom, I am disappoint. (Or at least I would be if there were an actual fandom to speak of.)

Secret because: "Write it yourself!" Yeah, yeah... but who the fuck faps to their own smut?

[(Anonymous)]

I...fap...to my own smut.

Shit, why else would I be writing it? I dig getting my specific fantasies down on paper and being able to revisit them at will. It's both fun and effective!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda surprised so many people fap to their own smut. My writing is still writing and I'm still too critical of it to whack off while re-reading what I wrote, but maybe I'm just weird?

[(Anonymous)]

Why do people continue to think there'll be fic for shitty movies? It's a shitty movie, barely anyone will care for it beyond how bad it is.

Also that picture makes me feel like a creep, ugh.

[(Anonymous)]

much too male gaze-y, i think

besides, who saw this? if it has 'cult status' appeal, give it a couple years. otherwise, methinks you'll have to write yer own fic, anon