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⌈ Secret Post #2695 ⌋

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y/y?

Shouldn't the choices be Y/Judas?

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

dethtoll - 2014-05-20 23:37 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-20 23:42 (UTC) - Expand

Nope.

Does Jesus want to bang me?

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the_missing_y - 2014-05-20 23:32 (UTC) - Expand

Not with that long hair I wouldn't. Also, he has been dead for a while so...

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kallanda_lee - 2014-05-21 00:28 (UTC) - Expand

If I was single and he was alive and wanted to, sure. It would be a good talking point.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-20 23:40 (UTC) - Expand

I'd probably feel guilty about taking him away from sick people he could be healing or something instead.

I don't do zombies. So no.

I don't do short guys. Plus, I highly doubt he was able to bathe very often so he was probably dirty.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-21 00:32 (UTC) - Expand

I dunno, wouldn't want Jesus to get me pregnant. That couldn't end well.

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greenvelvetcake - 2014-05-21 00:52 (UTC) - Expand

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kallanda_lee - 2014-05-21 00:54 (UTC) - Expand

If his wife Mary Magdalene was cool with it, maybe a foursome with her and Judas too.

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dethtoll - 2014-05-20 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-20 23:56 (UTC) - Expand

Is this Sexy Modern Jesus of recent films, or Likely Historical Jesus, underfed and unwashed and unshaven with rotting teeth?

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otakugal15 - 2014-05-21 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

Eh...no...I would listen to him talk and help him organize stuff.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-21 00:11 (UTC) - Expand

Sure. That would be a hell of a story to tell.

When I was little I thought the depictions of him in those bibles and other religious material for children was hella cute, and pretended I was his girlfriend. I was never meant to take religion seriously, it seems.

Nowadays, absolutely not.

Why isn't "table flipping contest" an option.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-21 00:12 (UTC) - Expand

Baby Jesus, or muscular-adult-dying-on-the-cross Jesus?

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the_missing_y - 2014-05-21 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

I hear carpenters are good with their fingers...

nah, lack of experience is a major turn-off.

Jesus? You mean the second grade teacher at the school I work at? No, he's married. I teach his kid.

Nice guy though.

/slowclap

Congrats on respecting other people's religious beliefs.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-21 10:29 (UTC) - Expand

Nah, he was a sweet kid in the cello section one year, never got any queer vibes off him.

Nah, I don't like beards.

No. Not into married guys.

No, but I'd watch him and Judas go at it....

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