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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-05-20 06:32 pm

[ SECRET POST #2695 ]


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Would you bang Jesus?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
y/y?

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't the choices be Y/Judas?

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope.
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[personal profile] dancing_clown 2014-05-20 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Does Jesus want to bang me?

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[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2014-05-20 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not with that long hair I wouldn't. Also, he has been dead for a while so...

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[personal profile] vethica 2014-05-20 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was single and he was alive and wanted to, sure. It would be a good talking point.

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[personal profile] sarillia 2014-05-20 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd probably feel guilty about taking him away from sick people he could be healing or something instead.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't do zombies. So no.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't do short guys. Plus, I highly doubt he was able to bathe very often so he was probably dirty.

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[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-05-20 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, wouldn't want Jesus to get me pregnant. That couldn't end well.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If his wife Mary Magdalene was cool with it, maybe a foursome with her and Judas too.

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[personal profile] ariakas 2014-05-20 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this Sexy Modern Jesus of recent films, or Likely Historical Jesus, underfed and unwashed and unshaven with rotting teeth?

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[personal profile] inkdust 2014-05-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh...no...I would listen to him talk and help him organize stuff.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. That would be a hell of a story to tell.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
When I was little I thought the depictions of him in those bibles and other religious material for children was hella cute, and pretended I was his girlfriend. I was never meant to take religion seriously, it seems.

Nowadays, absolutely not.
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[personal profile] cloud_riven 2014-05-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why isn't "table flipping contest" an option.

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[personal profile] the_missing_y 2014-05-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Baby Jesus, or muscular-adult-dying-on-the-cross Jesus?

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[personal profile] intrigueing 2014-05-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I hear carpenters are good with their fingers...

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
nah, lack of experience is a major turn-off.
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[personal profile] forgottenjester 2014-05-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus? You mean the second grade teacher at the school I work at? No, he's married. I teach his kid.

Nice guy though.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-21 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
/slowclap

Congrats on respecting other people's religious beliefs.

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[personal profile] cbrachyrhynchos 2014-05-21 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, he was a sweet kid in the cello section one year, never got any queer vibes off him.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't like beards.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
No. Not into married guys.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2014-05-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I'd watch him and Judas go at it....