[ SECRET POST #2721 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2721 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 084 secrets from Secret Submission Post #389.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - not!secrets ]

[(Anonymous)]

What does men writing these scenes have to do with anything?

[(Anonymous)]

It wasn't like they were rubbing all over the sofa like a cat in heat. I only know the Sherlock scene, but she sat in the chair for all of 3 minutes or so. If she is having so much discharge that sitting 3 minutes on a sofa if going to get it grody, she needs to see a doctor.

[(Anonymous)]

Upholstery cleaner exists?

[rubbertea]

what kind of vagina problems do you have to not be able to sit 10 minutes without having discharge

[(Anonymous)]

I'm all for bringing attention to unrealistic BS but this, not so much. I mean, nobody likes buttcouch/coochcouch/dickcouch, I guess but discharge and shit? I'm not feeling you, OP. They'd have to get all up on that couch for it to be an issue.

[(Anonymous)]

You deserve a LMAO, anon.

So LMAO.

FWIW, I do think it's gross when people put their bare privates on surfaces other people will come in contact with. But if they're properly washed up in those areas, and aren't touching the surface for very long, it isn't that bad.

[(Anonymous)]

I put it in the realm of "no one goes to the bathroom unless it's relevant to the plot" and "sex where there's no wet spot". Things happen differently in TV land.

(And taking a break to show them laying down a towel first most likely isn't plot relevant. Why yes, I do run around my apartment in the buff often. It's my place and my furniture, so why not?)

[darkmanifest]

Maybe it's the finicky Virgo in me, but every time I see naked people of any gender sitting on pale upholstery, I fret about this. Like, even if they're fresh out of the bath so there's not a "skidmark" issue, there's a reason people put underwear between our genitals and clothes these days. It gets real humid down there.

[(Anonymous)]

These aren't comparable scenes at all, though.

This thread reveals that people are just super skeeved by genitals.

[fingalsanteater]

Vaginas and anuses are usually not leaky faucets. Vaginal discharge is usually kept in check by the inner and outer labia. Unless you are super wet, you aren't going to be leaving a wet spot. Your anus is also likely not going to be touching the upholstery unless you have no ass. Go sit naked on a chair sometime. It's a liberating feeling.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd get more worried about whatever lingering germs might be on the surface getting into my vagina than getting discharge, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

I am actually shocked that this many people are weirded out by people being naked and (gasp!) sitting places while naked. Not everyone has that much discharge? I certainly don't. If I sit on the couch naked I am more likely to sweat on it than anything else.

TMI time

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, vagina owner here to say that it's entirely possible for a person to sit with no cooch covering garments on a surface for a rather short period of time without leaving any "evidence". (I tested this once. Got up after a few minutes as I was intensely uncomfortable doing it*, but THERE WAS NO STAIN. Success!)

(*Maybe you have this psychological barrier too, and that's what's squicking you out?)
(And before anyone asks, it was my own computer chair which no one else uses, so relax everybody.)

[(Anonymous)]

I personally understand people's comments saying that even though vaginal discharge isn't constant, it can emerge at unexpected times.

However, I...uh...don't think vaginal discharge is gross? At all? It doesn't stain anything that isn't white or suede, it's mostly colorless, and it smells nice. Just wipe it up if it gets on something, and don't sit on that fancy white suede davenport. It's not piss or snot.

[(Anonymous)]

lol I walk around naked in my house all the time. I can go ten minutes without...discharging everywhere.

[greenvelvetcake]

uh what? Yes some women have often discharge, but that doesn't mean no women ever sits on things - gasp - naked. Do you think nudists just leave snail trails wherever they go? Shit, I've sat naked on couches when I was on my period and didn't leave a stain or anything.

You should try hanging around your own house naked more, anon. It's nice.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you the same OP of the secret about being jealous of women who don't wear panties under their dresses because you're always worried about discharge? If so, you are awfully fixated on other women's discharge...

[(Anonymous)]

It's fairly easy to sit in such a way that one's parts do not come into direct contact with the surface underneath, especially if it's only for a few minutes. Sheesh.

[(Anonymous)]

actually in the summer I spend all of my indoors time naked, except when I have periods. never had a problem. some vaginas are less talkative than others I suppose

[(Anonymous)]

OP, did you know that the actresses who played the women in this secret sat on those couches naked and most likely managed not to leak discharge everywhere? And that other women enjoy being naked in the privacy of their own home and also don't get discharge everywhere?

I mean, if this really were a thing for every woman everywhere, no woman would ever sleep naked.

[(Anonymous)]

It's fiction.

In fiction, people don't do disgusting things like leaving marks on sofas.

[silvereriena]

Well, as long as the furniture they're sitting on is easily cleanable?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not worried about my vagina touching the furniture. I'm worried about what's on the furniture touching my vagina.

[(Anonymous)]

I live with someone who almost never wears pants at home. She just Winnie-the-Pooh's it all over the apartment - shirt, no pants or anything else. For hours a day. She's never gotten anything on any of the furniture.

I can't not wear pants, but that's me.