[ SECRET POST #359 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #359 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS. Also, one possibly triggering image!

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 10 pages, 240 secrets from Secret Submission Post #052.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 ] repeats, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] huh?
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, December 30th, 2007.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/__fantine/]

5. FUCK YEAH, KENPACHI.
God, I don't even like muscular manly men in the slightest and if he* pointed at me and said "Now!", I think my clothes would spontaneously combust or something.
*You can replace this with "Uruhara" and it will still be true.

21. I feel guilty too, so I just tend to stay out of it when people are squealing over Ten/Rose or whatever. I don't care if people see me as a crazed yaoi/yuri shipper, het's just not my thing, so I just don't talk about it that much. It's easier than pretending to like something you don't.

[oddityangel.livejournal.com]

#13 thinks that because life is sometimes sexist (or racist, or homophobic, etc) you should stop examining, questioning or trying improve things. Critical reading is for 'feminist cunts'. Isn't that fucking SPECIAL?

Or he's a troll, either way I LOL'd.

Edited for typos

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[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Lol, are you freaking serious? What makes you think that us "feminist cunts" who talk about sexism in video games don't care about women in Iran or any other feminist issue?

Oh, and guess what, fucktard? Guys like you are the reason feminism exists. Good job!

Re: 13

[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I call troll on that one. It seems like such an intentional wank-starter to me.

[wavekill.livejournal.com]

3. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A SECRET BUT STILL THANK YOU FOR SHARING HAHAHHAHAH
18. I dunno, I have a myspace and only my close friends know I like anime, not a one knows that I do anything more than watch it, especially not that I read/look at porn of it


not!secret 2: I call troll

#23 AND #31

[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

#23: I know how you feel. But to this day, I still can't decide if I like "Episodes 1-3" or not. They just feel so AU to me at so many points.

#31: I think that folks doing the math in HBP depended entirely on whether or not they liked Snape as a character. I think that those who liked him were more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as far as being a "Double/Triple Agent."

Oh, I just remembered that I wrote a post on the subject after reading HBP for the first time...wow. (http://numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com/120146.html)

Re: #23 AND #31

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

#31: I think that folks doing the math in HBP depended entirely on whether or not they liked Snape as a character. I think that those who liked him were more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as far as being a "Double/Triple Agent."

Maybe in some cases, but not so for me. I hadn't thought much of Snape throughout the first five books (teachers bullying children for a power trip = FAIL), but once I put together what had happened in HBP, I was suddenly very intrigued by him.

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[(Anonymous)]

...like there's an abundance of male cosplayers anywhere else?

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[annwyd.livejournal.com]

plz let this be a troll, and not a real person. Because, seriously, a man who says that there will never be true gender equality and people who try for it are ungrateful cunts who make him hate all women? Yeah. :|

Re: 13

[aishiteru.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'm calling troll. I mean, come on. "I really wish there were no girls on the internet"? rofl, welcome to LJ fandom, for one. and for two, everyone knows there aren't any GUYS on LJ. clearly this is a manufactured lie. please god don't let anyone take that seriously

[mojotmonkey.livejournal.com]

7. They're still married. XD

10. ...Everything you just listed is why I love Tenipuri so much. Most series take themselves too seriously. Tenipuri knows what it is: cracked out tennis manga about boys who defy physics on a daily basis. I find it refreshing~

[fandaban.livejournal.com]

Heh. :) I was going to comment about both those secrets, but you hit the nail on the head perfectly.

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

Not secret 1: While I basically agree with you for the most part, here's a Big Truth. Making a secret with light text on a light background? BURNS PEOPLE'S EYES.

Not secret 2: in b4 wank lol

13. You had me until the "there will never be true equality, just deal and be grateful you've got it as good as you do". Who are you to tell us we're not allowed to wish things were better in real life? That we should just sit down, shut up and take it because our being annoyed is pissing you off? I call misogynist. Or shit-stirring troll.

26. Sakura #2 looks hotter.

34. ...what the hell does this have to do with fandom? Also, TMI.

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Though I do agree that if someone's gonna complain about women's rights, they should be rallying for something in the REAL WORLD, not some pointless fandom or entertainment thing.

Who says that people who complain about sexism and misogyny in fiction aren't also protesting real-world issues?

"Go do something REAL, like helping oppressed Muslim women!" is one of the most popular ways to shut down discussion of sexism in fiction. Oddly, the people who trot it out rarely themselves care much about the poor oppressed Muslim women. They just want to shut down discussion.

[(Anonymous)]

13. I agree, and I'm a woman.

(posting this anon because I don't really feel like getting jumped today)

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahaha, I'm with you. Let us hide.

[(Anonymous)]

Trollish secret or funny attempt at irony? Either way, the point was killed by the blantatly sexist ranting at the end.

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[ex-impasse.livejournal.com]

I'm playing RE:Chain of Memories? :D;; But seriously, I guess the card system kind of puts people off...? (I'm halfway through the game, and I only just realised that I'm actually using them all wrong. |D)

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[ketchupblood.livejournal.com]

10. But by not being in fandom anymore, you miss things like Echizen's new move! =0 I don't know what the move actually is, but I do know that its name is "Super Ultra Great Delicious Crazy Mountain Storm." </deadpan>

But I do know exactly what you're talking about. Reading manga that actually has plot makes me all kinds of happy now, and I thank TeniPuri and that idiot Konomi for that.

[aishiteru.livejournal.com]

13. I feel like this secret reeks of troll and is not worth dignifying with an actual response. (in before wank?)

16. Dude, I played it. Got all the way through Riku's story only to get stuck on the second to last battle. Sigh.

25. ... That's .. not a good thing. You should probably .. I don't know. Seek some sort of help? I swear I'm not trying to be condescending; that's worrisome.

[ambiance.livejournal.com]

not!secret 2: BUT WHAT ABOUT DUMBLEDORE?

oh god, i'm gonna lol if one of them is like younger dumbledore or something. i don't really read/like harry potter, sry2say. ಠ_ಠ in b4 pitchforks.

25: i just

wow

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BNF: serious fucking business?

[raven-scarlett.livejournal.com]

not!secret 2: One is. Someone just apparently didn't like JKR's announcement.

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[selarne]

10. I'm seriously only in this fandom for the crack it provides to me. I've still gotta finish the anime...>_>

16. I tried to play it, but I kinda fail at all KH games...I recruited my brother to take out all the big baddies for me.

[(Anonymous)]

25 needs to get down on her knees and suck my balls

[(Anonymous)]

IS THAT YOU, 13 OP?

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[starchildorion.livejournal.com]

16. You know, I was just talking to one of my friends about that yesterday. Sigh. Don't feel bad, I know that I played it! ... except most of my friends just turned around and asked me what happened in. And they all own either an Advance or a DS.

Random

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Your icon is gorgeous. :o

[raven-scarlett.livejournal.com]

Gah... I could bite so many of these lines cast out today, but I'm not feeling so confrontational.

All I have to say is:

26. I'm with ya; that pisses me off more than it should... At that age, Sakura's still flat as a board!!! I can't believe Sakura can still get me so blasted worked up over this series XD. At least we'll apparently be getting some more focus on her in the upcoming year <3.

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[geckophobe.livejournal.com]

1. Is it shameful to love him? I have been into him from the opening credits and have exclaimed aloud that he is "hot"!

5. Ken-chaaaaaan! Pointy incisors and bloodlust > hair noodles.

OP 1

[(Anonymous)]

It's not so much shameful to love him as much as I felt ashamed for laughing at that person, then falling in love myself and being haunted by that any time I thought about Ryuk. I'm very much open to the fact that I think Ryuk is one of the greatest fictional characters ever and I'm always happy to find people that feel the same way!

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus fuck, what is with all these unreadable secrets today?

7. Oops.

13. In b4 wank?

19. Mine too.

24. I KNOOOOOOW.

26. FUCKING HELL YES. Seeing small-chested girls grow 3 cup sizes in doujinshi pisses me off so much.

[wazira-sharira.livejournal.com]

13. I'm a feminist in fandom. That being said, I can see that some of them are kind of whiny. But I do NOT want an either-or statement (if you're bitching about Kingdom Hearts, you can't possibly care about women's rights in the real world? That's a load of bovine excrement and you know it.) You're a misogynist fuckwad, and I don't want those on my Internet any more than you seem to want girls on yours. Problem is, neither of us seem to be going anywhere.

Damn, I need an icon of someone other than Jafar for feminist posts.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I like this one :-P

[vontriz.livejournal.com]

11. That's quite sad. That occurance was the turning point from me kinda liking the series to loving it. So, yes, quite a sad secret.

13. I lawled. Cue wank!

[gunfuck.livejournal.com]

6. I remember I found this epic Saix cosplay on Cure and was like "holyshit this guy is so hot slfksahfsa" and then...it turned out it was a girl and it was v. disappointing. SO I AGREE WITH THIS SECRET. Though I don't think there's anything wrong with having girls crossplay at all--some of them are so freaking amazing it isn't even funny, it just yeah would be nice to see some guys out there doing it too.

19. I laughed, but you're not alone trust me. Sometimes I hear things from like FAMILY members that sounds oh-so suggestive and I laugh to myself.

34. Um....wow. The only thing I can suggest is to get help, no matter how good it might feel, it's only going to be worse in the end for you and might have some dire consequences. Though on a fandom related note...when I was a lot younger I used to wish I had tuberculosis for the sole fact that it seemed like every anime character I was obsessed with ended up coughing blood at SOME point in their role. So I don't see it as foolish, but it's not exactly helping you to get better if that's how you picture it.

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[subversive.livejournal.com]

D: I PLAYED IT. Hell, I bought a Game Boy Advance for the sole purpose of playing it. ._.;;; And I.. well, I'm not quite done with Re:CoM because the card system was painful enough the first few times around, but I'm at least three fourths of the way finished. How I hate the card system. Hate.

Re: 16

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Hell, I bought a Game Boy Advance for the sole purpose of playing it.

Hahah, same.

How I hate the card system. Hate.

Fucking SIGNED. That's why I won't buy Re:CoM no matter how many extra cutscenes there are. >_>;;