[ SECRET POST #3142 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3142 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fantastic Four (2015)]


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03.
[Final Fantasy XIV]


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04.
[Hunter x Hunter]


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05.
[TES4:Oblivion]


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06.
[Yukigumi, Otozuki Kei]


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07.
[Vocaloid]


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08.
[Sailor Moon -~ Petite Étrangère~ / Takarazuka OG]


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09.
[A Fire Upon the Deep]


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10.
[clockwise from top right: Static Shock, The Justice Friends, Teen Titans]


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11.
[Sugar Sugar Rune]


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12.
[Sword Art Online]


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13.
(Little Shop Of Horrors)


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14.
[Rookie Blue]


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15.
[Final Fantasy VII]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 051 secrets from Secret Submission Post #449.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/kWQEH0M.png
[Fantastic Four (2015)]

[(Anonymous)]

The kid playing Johnny Storm is, honestly, the only appealing thing about this movie to me. Everyone else looks bored and dead eyed in the trailers. Except the Thing, I guess, who just looks too fake.

[(Anonymous)]

Except he wasn't cast due to talent, only because he was a personal friend of the director's, and is apparently playing the same character he played in Chronicles. He's also been really dismissive and rude towards fans.

[(Anonymous)]

Where are you at? All I hear is how awful it is and no one is going "RACISSSSTTTT!" Are you specifically hanging out on SJW's tumblrs?

[(Anonymous)]

People are laying into the film like there's no tomorrow at the Mary Sue blog (feminist and pop culture focused) and believe me, people would cry racist if there was any foundation but no one's saying anything. Are you just paranoid of and wanting to make a point about those awful terrible SJWs or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm guessing the secret was submitted before the movie came out. And before it did, people would cry RACIST if you tried to say the movie was going to be bad.

[iggy]

I'm wondering if this secret was submitted before the film came out and everyone realized how bad it was. I've seen no love for the film since it actually came out.

[(Anonymous)]

Everybody hates it

Which is a shame because the cast is fucking amazing

[(Anonymous)]

Well they ought to have been in a Spider-Man movie instead then, oughtn't they?

[kallanda_lee]

The cast doesn't remotely remind people of the Fantastic 4, though, which is part of the issue. the other issues are that apparently a) the screenplay sucks and b) the studio made them cut out parts so now it makes even less sense.

[fingalsanteater]

I'm pretty sure everyone says this movie sucks. I've not seen anything about racism?

[morieris]

Points for you, Confessor! You're righter than you'd ever believe you'd be!

Though I must admit, I don't hate it. It's a wreck, sure, especially the second half, but there are some redeeming parts.

If Fox goes through with a sequel, please, just retcon it and make it with Doom and Johnny sniping at each other.

[(Anonymous)]

"everything they're changing" so you're a racist who hates that a black man has infiltrated your snow white fandom?

[(Anonymous)]

please don't

[(Anonymous)]

Not very subtle.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the cast looks awesome but I haven't seen any trailers (nor do I really have a lot F4 history knowledge) so the only thing that had me scratching my head was I thought Sue and Johnny were brother and sister, so why isn't Sue black as well? (Unless they made them adopted or their parents are one white/one black and then it'd work, just wondering if it gets mentioned at all.)

[(Anonymous)]

Lol what are you taking about.
The entire Internet hates this movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Now that isn't fair. Some of them are bitter Chronicle fans, who will not accept that the kids found footage genre is over. Please god let it be over. Sad thing is, we're going to get a splurge of them in 20 years time when the nostalgia wave hits.

...you do realize that the Fantastic Four are Marvel characters, right?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not disagreeing with the rest of your secret, but I hope your comment in the lower left corner is just unclear, because the FF are Marvel. They're not MCU, but they're Marvel characters. This isn't a bitter-DC-fans thing, because they're sure as hell not DC.

[(Anonymous)]

Regarding the "supporters" comment; I read through the tiny amount of positive reviews the movie got on Rotten Tomatoes, and the one thing they all had in common was liking the movie because it WASN'T the typical comic book movie (Until the very end, when everyone agrees it falls apart). So I don't know if the supporters are bitter so much as tired of the same basic formula. Maybe the reaction's been different elsewhere, but I figured this was worth mentioning.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh. I thought everyone and their grandmother hated this movie and that it was the cool thing to do?

[nightscale]

Sadly I found it pretty boring, it just takes to long for anything to happen and the character interactions felt flat to me as well. It's by no means the worst movie I've ever seen but I prefer the stupid 2005 version a hell of a lot more because at least that was fun.

I've not seen anyone staunchly defending it though? If anything the internet seems to really hate it atm.

[dethtoll]

I'm honestly not sure it's even possible to make Fantastic Four good.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm refusing to watch this because I actually liked the originals and don't feel that there was a need to reboot it. Same goes for Spiderman (yes, the last Toby one was terrible, but still).

Really, honestly, Michael B. Jordan would be the only reason I would watch it.

[(Anonymous)]

I think he's a really good actor. I'm sort of meh about the others' acting, but I think they were miscast. I think the story is half-assed and not in the fun what-the-hell way comic characters' origin stories can be. While I do think there is pathos that can be found in their story, the Fantastic Four team should be at least a little goofy - they have a stretchy dude, an invisible woman, a rock guy with dippy catchphrase, and a human torch.