[ SECRET POST #438 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #438 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 254 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1] what.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

18: I lol'd. :3

26: The art turned me off at first too, but the storyline and plot and ajsgd everything? So worth it.

41: EPIC.

60: Nice going with the wank thar, champ.

64

[(Anonymous)]

I actually had been planning to give up my own ears to the next person who asks, just to get it done and over with. But if you and Shinonome-sensei can keep hold of your ears for when you're really ready, then I can do it too.

I don't know why I felt the need to rush.

64OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad.

Hold on to them, seriously. I don't think they're worth losing to some random person "to get it over with".

I sometimes think the same way and get insecure sometimes because there's a lot of pressure on me to lose them, but when it comes down to it, i really believe that it's a bad idea. The ears thing is just the one thing i fixate on that keeps me sane Dx'' because it's really damn tempting sometimes.

there really isn't any need to rush ^^''

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[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

Why exactly? I’m genuinely curious because the only way that I could see that sort of attention being desired is if it was purely about the attention, to the point where all attention was equated with a positive, or out of a sense of personal nihilism where the individual wanted their will to be totally obliterated.

Re: 69.

[(Anonymous)]

A little bit of both. I figure that no matter what he'd make me do, I'd do it happily if he was controlling me. Not just because he's 'hot', but because I'm a bit masochistic in that sense.

I mean, not just to be his puppet- I'd love to have his relationship with Esther. Even though he's totally sadistic and cruel to her, the way he teases can be translated as 'loving'. But then again I never have been entirely okay in the head.

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[floralcloud.livejournal.com]

I don't think you should be so cynical. I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to help you- if you just advertise in the fandom you're wanting to write for :)

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

01. Ditto. It makes you tense as all hell, especially when you're trying to get the Mail Carrier's hat. It's so eerie to walk around the town and feeling the earth shake and THAT FUCKING MOON IS TOO DAMN CLOSE.God, Majora's Mask was good times, good times.

04. I want to work where you're at. It looks like it's exciting everyday. ;_;

08. That's not healthy. You should seriously see someone about your emotional state. I'm not joking, I'm being very serious about this.

11. Angry much? You never tried to find someone who would translate for you. Sorry if your language isn't popular, that's them bones, but it doesn't mean there are some English natives who can understand it. English is the most popular language in the world and very useful. It's not surprising that most people's second language is English either.

14. Why would you want to meet an anime con?

23. Ask in a nonchalant way and she might accept, or even excited that you want to learn her language.

30. Opinions. I admit it's not one of CLAMP's better works but I like the TRC storyline. But say that the story isn't doing much for you and you like other aspect of the series more.

36. Same as #4.

38. Same as #8

40. Yeah, the game was shit. Back when it was coming out, no one could predict the fail it was. But the battle system was one of my favorite. That was extremely fun. And a FFX prequel with Auron, Jecht and Braska? FUND IT.

49. Why come out? It'll only cause drama.

55. LMAO. I don't watch Supernatural but I do read some stuff that has incest. I think it's a bit shallow if that's a big factor. I really like titles like Koi Kaze where incest is dealt with a little more realistically.

56. You don't have to. Stop obsessing with trying to figure it out if it's bursting braincells. Many yaoi fans have different reasons why they like yaoi and not all of them like the same stuff or like every title for same exact reason. Like in your picture, I love Fumi Yoshinaga and Tsuta Suzuki for the storytelling, Asia Watanabe for the insane crack, and Haruka Minami for the smut. But the simplest reason is the same reason with guys and lesbians: 1 hot guy is good, 2 hot guys are great, 2 guys going at it is even better. Plus girls are suckers for forbidden romances or taboo stuff.

58. While I think the TV series epically failed in the last few epsiodes, but it had superior pacing. Arakawa's pacing is pretty awkward, at least based on my opinion of the first graphic novel like it reads it's an adaption of something.

60. We be trolling.

61. LOL, it makes me remember that photo manip of Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings movie I saw on the net, and it was a big DO NOT WANT for me.

64. Nothing wrong with being a virgin past 21, seriously. One of the few things I kinda disliked about Loveless is that they give Shinonome shit for being a virgin at 23. As a virgin at 24, by choice also (in fact I'm withholding myself for marriage), I felt a bit insulted that they make as a sign of immaturity (because I know PLENTY of people who fucked and are immature as shit). But you go, girl. It's better to lose it to someone who care about and love deeply than someone who you only cared as friend (and that sex can wreck a friendship also).

65. That's a very serious accusation even you are not sure about it. If you seriously feel like that at least have some evidence first to back it up. Even baseless assumptions like these can seriously hurt an artist's reputation. As for Kurot's work, I doubt it's traced because you can usually tell after while and her style has been pretty consistent over the years. Hell, she would've gotten shit already if she really traced it given to her popularity. Plus, the piece has done on a paintboard if I'm not mistaken. Can't really trace anything on there. But that picture is all her, for sure.

69. I prefer Kiyo Kujou's Dietrich more even though Thores Shibamoto is the better artist. I should hate the little bastard but I can't. Why can't I quit you, Dietrich?

Not!Secret 04. Totally understandable. The other day, I was reading a secret which was just unreadable and I'm not straining my eyes for it.

49 OP

[(Anonymous)]

That's been my philosophy up until now. I probably should have made it clear from the beginning, now I just feel like a coward.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

70. Is there anyone on earth who doesn't?

poor 14.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I've seen this tale before, out there in the world. Have you tried not trying so hard? Lots of fannish types who are lonely - and those two things are not mutually inclusive - try way the fuck too hard and send out PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED MY BELLDANDY/ANTHY/MELLO/KAMINA RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE RIGHT NOW vibes.

All that pressure is kind of a turnoff.

You could try going to cons because you ENJOY them, and meet other people who also enjoy them, and make friends, and amongst those friends scope out one of them, or a friend-of-a-friend, who does it for you. It may be the shorter path in the long run. Little-known secret.

Re: poor 14.

[(Anonymous)]

IAWTC

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[ppierrot.livejournal.com]

20. 13 Ghosts, yeah? God, I'm terrified to go to the bathroom at night because of her.

61. Lol, oh god. Manips really are one of the most disturbing things in fandom. It's just going a bit too far.

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[(Anonymous)]

Hitler, is that you?

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[(Anonymous)]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mhari.livejournal.com]

11. You never know. Fandom is pretty big. :)

49. And that's why the OP of the original secret sucks. >:/

60. Troll harder.

[threepwillow.livejournal.com]

10. d-don't say things like that, it'll end up being contagious, DON'T GIVE IT TO ME T_____T;

28. God I love that pairing. That fanart especially. Frankly I can't say I blame you. ♥?

50. Ashitaka is GAR as shit. I'd hit it. mmm, delicious superstrength.

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[(Anonymous)]

Thank you. Same on the OTP now. Makes me feel shallow as a person tho, like I can love him only for the Ishida he makes, but that's not the case. I'm so not good with dealing with the whole role play/real life stuff. I hope this obsession blows over... >_>

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[pleonasm]

It is frustrating sometimes, isn't it? I just don't get the appeal. I feel left out too. *sweatdrop*

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[biases.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm me too. I have to wonder if the fact that he's so comfortable in women's clothing isn't a bit of a turn on in some way?

ILU EDDIE~~~

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[(Anonymous)]

57. Seriously. Dude. Seriously! If you weren't behind the cover of anon I would e-slap you so hard. GAY MEN ARE NOT ACCESSORIES! JESUS!

I really don't see why so many girls yearn for a gay best friend. Newsflash honey, one gay best friend turns into knowing every gay boy in the community, then Saturday nights meeting nice straight boys turn into Saturday nights at the gay bar getting snubbed by the horny buggers that only care about you if you have a penis, or being oohed and aahed over by the nice people that you'd want to be friends with for real (that's not so bad).

Oh you can't forget that in some cases, everybody sleeps with fucking everybody, which causes loads of drama. For example, your four best friends aren't talking to each other because 1 loves 2, 2 slept with 3 and 1, 3 loves 1 and has slept with him once or twice. 1 hates 3 for sleeping with 2. 4 loves 3 and has slept with 3 and is best friends with 1 but hates 1 at the same time for sleeping with 3 and breaking 3's heart... I'm leaving out the common links/fuck buddies that I'm not friends with that only make the situation worse. And all the while you're in the middle.

TL;DR GAY MEN ARE PEOPLE TOO AND ARE MORE COMPLICATED THEN LET'S GO SHOPPING, GET OUR NAILS DONE, CHECK OUT HOT BOYS, AND DO GAY STUFF. THEY HAVE JUST AS MANY ISSUES AS YOUR STRAIGHT FRIENDS. And God help you if you've fallen for one because that sucks hardcore and makes you look... kind of pathetic.

Re: 57

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

...how do you know 57 OP's not a gay man himself?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

49. Why just 'come out'? Why not work on changing it? (EDIT: Oh, I see, you were commenting on that other secret about the RL homophobe and you yourself are not homophobic. Never mind me, more power to you.)

70. Does anyone not ship it?

75. If she's loving it? That's about as feminist as it gets. ...and now it's making sense and oh god get it out of my brain.

[(Anonymous)]

34. Who the fuck is this fucker and why should I care? He looks like an asshole.

40. I agree with you, my friend.

43. The game was FUN. I look down upon people who don't like it.

53. ;-;

60. DIAF. You are also the cancer that is killing /b/. Or the fire that fuels /b/. Whichever.

67. And doesn't it feel AWESOME?

70. Who doesn't!?

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

03. I don't truly ship them, I just think it's a fun joke to make, just because there is so much material out there to make the jokes. "Robin, what have I done to you?"


11. I hate it when anyone says things like "But I know no one will..." or "But I know it will never work." You get a great big wah, turning what could've been concern for a genuine problem into a tired "cry moar" feeling. It's anglocentric because a good majority of the fans speak English as a first language. Darn, I hate that the TinTin fandom isn't in English!


34. Someone explain to me why...well, why anyone likes Christian at all, and why the heck everyone seems to love him. Like why he won the fan-favourite over a sweetheart like Chris. Christian's just... I don't know, a horrible, annoying, spoiled, bratty, vain, whiny person with a voice like fingernails on a chalkboard and stupid hair. I don't get why people like him.


41. Darn it, now I do too.


42. I'd rather the one on the right, really. Bless, Eddie's so cute like that.
D'you think that afterwards, he'd sing about "Freshly squeezed mango juuuice."

61. AH IT SCARES ME! Agreed like woah.


64. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being celibate. Don't go and give some guy pity sex. I can only think it's a mark of how little respect a guy would have for you to try and get some like that.


Also, since I only got around to commenting on last night's post today, whoever did 34 from last night (about the Doctor being a biromantic asexual)...I want you for a friend, and you are made of so much win. Just saying.

#23

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

remember that wikipedia is always your friend ;)

And if your friend is a nice person, she'll probablo be glad to share her culture and stories of her country :). If you do your basic homework you can never sound completely ignorant

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[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

9. GOOD LORD IS THAT A JOJO RP COMM

56: I'd just like to say Jesus christ those pink short-shorts and those boots

What the fuck

57. Please to be not treating us queers as anything special or magically different from other people, or as others have said, like an accessory

That's a big no

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[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

WHY YES. YES WE ARE.

Shit, you can't even payfor this kind of advertising. Thanks, OP, whoever you are. <3 *modly glee*

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[sinises.livejournal.com]

41. Carmen San Diego with Where's Waldo? Cuteness overload (*´ҙ`*) I never thought of those two. . .until that pic showed up (XD)

45. Ya know, I was thinking about the same thing, though minus the gay part. I mean, come on, I take it as a universal rule that almost all fangirls love gay men (myself included). So could the love be taken seriously?

And hey, old is not a bad thing~♥

47. I. . . kinda agree with you. FMA there has gotten ugh

53. AHAHAHA!!! Oh, whoever posted this, you are so cute.

74. How many Kaiji fans are out there? Is the fandom obscure, or growing? It must be growing for someone to think that Tonegawa is gar.

Re: 74

[(Anonymous)]

74 OP here. It's still the same as always, save for a few extra people that my friends and I have given Fukumoto AIDS to.
I don't know, there was just something about Tonegawa's pride that made him totally awesome.

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[feeprinzessin.livejournal.com]

I agree.

Also, that game needs more love. Best Zelda game ever.

Re: 01

[wllw.livejournal.com]

YES. M'sM is so underrated. Personally, I think it was one of the most brilliant games I've ever played, and I'm always sad to see so many people that consider it one of the lesser Zelda games.

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[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't make you a bad feminist

I wasn't aware that women weren't allowed to enjoy rough sex if they wanted to stay feminists

Is this some weird thing where people need to double check a usenet feminist FAQ before engaging in sex

That would be kind of hilarious, actually

Re: 75

[meagenimage.livejournal.com]

Some days it feels like feminism is all about adhering rigorously to a very narrow definition of "freedom".

[himhilien.livejournal.com]

27. Yay for lefties!

40. I still haven't played X-2 and probably never will. However, if they made a game for Auron, Jecht, and Braska, I will drop everything and play it non-stop.

[hylian_shadow]

1. I love that game. The music during the last six hours is, to me, one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever. But yeah, it's *still* weird to wander Clock Town and know that everyone's going to die. And the end of the Anju/Kafei sidequest is so sweet yet so sad.

27. It's because of Link that I notice when people are left-handed.

[part-b.livejournal.com]

1. Same here. O=

52. <3333

60. You honestly have nothing better to do than to troll fandomsecrets?!