[ SECRET POST #438 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #438 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 254 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1] what.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

71

[linkeepsitreal.livejournal.com]

Yay, Kiseki. =D

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[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I agree. Batman/Robin = Worst thing ever. I can't read it at all.

Just terrible. :(

[tonko-ni.livejournal.com]

What the heck is "gar"? Time to go look that up.

and

56. Oh, I know that feeling--I have it for some stuff (not the m/m though, I do like that). It's sort of annoying to see the fandom/kink/whatever and not be able to feel what all the squee is about. And then people get all "WTF Y U NOT LIEK??!1" which doesn't help either.

[pikabot]

Gar basically means that they're so manly that straight dudes will go gay for them. It comes from a typo someone made where accidentally said he was 'Gar for Archer' from Fate/Stay Night.

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

52. Wow, he is way hotter in makeup.

61. Yeah, I agree. They are pretty fucking creepy, especially when they are about actors and not characters. HOWEVER! Anything that can produce a picture of Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones making out can't be all bad.

75. You can be a strong, intelligent, independent woman and still want to be fucked rotten. You can also be an insecure waif and still always want to be in charge. Being a feminist doesn't mean you think all women have to be toppy and dominant. I think what makes Mia and awesome character is that she is strong, she is smart, and she is allowed to express her sexuality without being defined by it. Getting fucked senseless six ways from Sunday by her Sexy Latin Lover changes none of that and is, in fact, really hot.

So I'm totally with you on the Diego pounding her into the bed thing. Go request that here (http://teagueful.livejournal.com/24505.html#comments).

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[cftfic.livejournal.com]

What you said. Ten times over.

<33

[srsfnbsns.livejournal.com]

8. O_o Therapy, stat.

11. Don't blame English speakers. It's not our fault your own native speakers don't fan over things like we do.

18. Yeah, some of them are so damn long. It's like "Are we going to have to get a text secrets comm going next?" We don't need your family tree and life story for you to write a secret. Keep it simple stupid!

23. Do some research first? Then ask about it when you know more.

29. ....People actually click those little things? I hardly ever read fucking youtube comments. They're made of stupid! Why would I waste time to click on a thumb to make you feel better about yourself? In short, grow up.

32. Dude. I feel you there. Except that I don't make anonymous comments anymore since I made this account XD

41. Ah ha ha ha ha! That's fucking awesome.

43. It was pretty fun, but it got a bit mindless after a while. Especially after you had to defeat the whole game again.

56. Not everyone's gonna get it just like not everyone likes bananas. It's just one of those things.

57. ....and that's why they fucking hate fangirls.

58. The anime was disappointing, end of story.

60. Awwww, Trolly McTrollpants is just sad that they have no meat on their 35 lb frame. It's hard to wank off to anime when your pussy is as dray as the Sahara because you're afraid the drinking water will add a calorie to your body. D=

61. That's fucking scary. But I don't think they would "warn" people about them. Label them properly, sure, but "Warn"? Over-reaction much?

62. White panties are boring. I like cute colorful patterns on my panties.

60 OP

[(Anonymous)]

My body is just fine the way it is. I'm a healthy 125 lbs. I just know self control when snacking and excerise regularly. What fat people can't and don't do, because they're lazy and stupid.

[jazz-glass.livejournal.com]

10. ...I am too. And it's because of his role as Ben. It kind of scares me. I NEVER go for the scary, evil people! Why now?

75. I think powerful women can still like hard sex.

Re: 40

[cresselia.livejournal.com]

I loved X-2 too, in all of its corniness. XD

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[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

25 - I watch that movie whenever I need to cry and can't.

68. I would do so many filthy things to her if I got the chance!!

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[revieloutionne.livejournal.com]

The best part? Ackbar can shout a much needed "IT'S A TRAP!" At Chantho before she bites it!

Theirloveissolifesaving

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[pikabot]

I'm sure you mean it truthfully, but I've run into so many people who troll over Girl Genius' art using almost the exact descriptions you used that my hackles got up intantly. =/

In my experience, Foglio's art is very polarizing. Some people can't stand it, some of us can't tell what the hell the others are on about.

[xenoglossy]

61. Photomanips freak me out too. Even the good ones look ever-so-slightly off and it's really kind of creepy.

70. Why is that a secret? I mean, really, who doesn't ship them?

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[justaminuet.livejournal.com]

27. Why yes, us left handed people are awesome!

60. Troll harder.

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[loveotter.livejournal.com]

WORD!! Ashitaka's hardcore.

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[(Anonymous)]

64. Agreed completely... I'm perfectly happy the way I am, but sometimes I feel like I should just get it over with because I'm tired of people acting like I'm weird.

It seriously sucks, because otherwise I'd be completely happy with myself. I've been asked out too, but I don't need a relationship, and I don't feel ready anyway! I worry sometimes that I'll end up as some old spinster librarian, but I shouldn't have to feel pressured like this!

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm in the exact same boat as you. I'm just not up for a relationship, especially not a sexual one, but I still feel like I'm somehow weird for waiting so long. (I'm 20 btw)

I would happy with myself as well if I didn't feel like I'm somehow still a child for never having been laid. I don't see why anyone else but me would care so much about my nonexistant sex life.

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[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

08. I feel bad for you. Self-loathing is horrific and I've done worse to give myself a good reason. I guess all I can say is that I hope you feel better.

23. I know how you feel! Sometimes I wait for people to mention something about where they live and then I ask them more about it, politely, or at least encourage them to post about it more.. I don't want to act like I think they owe me to tell me what it's like outside the U.S. (where I'm thinking you live) or like I think they're "exotic" but I hope expressing a genuine interest is OK.

33. Like I said before, it's practically canon and I'd definitely read it. I'd write it if I thought I could pull it off... and I just might try.

38. I could have posted this. All I can say is, do whatever keeps you going, but also get help (of whatever kind) and try to find other things that keep you going. *is hypocrite and doesn't do that either.*

40. I loved the ending to FFX too, and the only thing that even tempts me to play FFX-2 is that I have friends who did and honestly liked it. But I'm still not sure I ever will. (I wish there were more fic for the original game too, but then again my OTP is Kimahri/Rikku so nobody's going to write that anyway and I get why. XD) But I'd play a game about Auron, Braska, and Jecht in a heartbeat.

75. It's just fanfic. I like to think I'm a feminist and I'd read it; I'm just waiting to finish the game. (It's not like you want her to admit he's a superior being and lick his shoes...) What I'm trying not say is, maybe she likes being pounded into the matress, especially by him. Why not...

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[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Rough sex =\= anti-feminism. As long as the relationship dynamic is equal (and any domineering play is just that), there's no problem.

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[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Signed signed signed signed

Yoouuuu are not aloooone.

[kimchiburger.livejournal.com]

6. The only thing that really bothers me in the game is that Trucy seems to be the better attorney than Apollo. Granted, I'm still on the second case, but GOD Apollo! Figure some things out on your own!

Here's to hoping!

30. Trufax.

49. This secret makes me very sad. :'( I hope that I'd be a good person if someone ever comes out to me online. Not all of us are homophobes.

50. OH FUCK YEAH ASHITAKA!

56. Fine. It's okay. You don't like yaoi. I don't like fluffy sugary I WUB YOU EVEN AFTER YOU RAPED ME yaoi manga either. Still, if it's hot to people, it'll sell.

74. Tonegawa's fucking gar, but Kaiji is still just as garmoe in my heart.

n!s 3, 22, 28

[cyanglow]

N!S 3: "The Japanese can't download this series..." BULL-SHIT. Who do you think uploads the episodes online hours after they're aired on television over there? You're clearly uneducated on this issue. Please STFU; the one point I agree with you on? THIS IS FUCKING OLD. Gah. *mops up*

22. It took me years to finally be able to watch that movie a second time. But what scared me most (for eh, RL reasons) was the dead lady in the bathtub. D:

28. Unf. When I see that pic I want to be Ichigo too. XD~

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[(Anonymous)]

... yeah. T_T You're telling me. He looks like Ishida's clone IRL - I so want him to be my uke it's driving me nuts.

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[mekkio.livejournal.com]

10. You are not alone. Thing is I have no idea why. I think it's the voice. I really, really like a soft syrupy voice.

20. What show is this?

27. HAH! I am left handed and I do the same thing too. I remember watching the 4th season of Buffy where the gang came across Giles playing guitar. And the first thing that popped in my mind was, "OMG! He's playing left handed! Giles is left handed! Cool!" Okay, so, Anthony Stewart Head is left handed. But still!

Why do I do this? Because we are so rare. You can't help but go, hey, another one for our team! Yeah!

60. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! This is such a troll that you can't help but laugh.

[thano.livejournal.com]

07. LYNX IS HAS A SECRET NAO =o

[cautionbomb.livejournal.com]

01. i completely agree. the music and the desperation of it totally got me. D: i need to play that game again.
07. you... adore her art? lolwhat. some of her animal stuff is good, but i really don't think she has quite a good grasp on anatomy when it comes to humans.
40. agreed.
60. trolllllll.

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[fleshuncovered.livejournal.com]

oh my god i thought i was the only one who shipped them i remeber that there was one where they couldnt find thier baby *squee*

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[mistaria.livejournal.com]

11/23 OTP

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

01. That game is one of my favorites of all time, as well as my favorite in the Zelda series. Ocarina of Time was good, but the way you really get to KNOW the characters...what they do during their day, who they care about...you get SO attached to them, so the idea of their world being destroyed is absolutely heartbreaking. I don't know why some fans consider it a disappointment.

02. I used to be like that, too. I do not miss it at all.

11. ^^;; Don't you think you're being cynical? I'm sure there's someone who'd love to help you, particularly if you fandom's small. I'd offer to help, but I'm hopeless in any language besides English...sorry.

12. Part of the reason I started writing fanfiction? One of my friends buttered my up by saying "but fandom needs more good writers!" So I can understand the sentiment. XD; (That being said, I think there's a huge amount of good writers in my fandom, for which I'm greatful.)

14. ...I've considered trying that before. >>;;; But I've never attempted it--I know I'd probably be too picky, or shy, and I'd really rather be someone's friend before I start dating them, or whatever.

18. Some secrets take a while to explain! Get over it!

23. Judging by secret #11, it seems like she'd be quite happy to talk about her culture. I know when I lived in India, people were thrilled to help us learn more. You should ask! I think she'd be glad that you want to know about more than just your own culture.

27. Actually, I'm right handed and *I* get excited when someone creates a left-handed character, particularly when they're animated or from a video game. It creeps me out how rarely this happens--left-handers aren't THAT rare, right?? My Dad's left-handed!

39. I used to watch Lost only for Dom. XD;;

40. ...That'd be a cool prequel.

41. DUDE, THAT'S LIKE TWO OF MY CHILDHOOD OBSESSIONS! Now I want to ship it!

50. Stupid question. GAR? If it means cool, I agree, Ashitaka is cool.

58. Honestly? ...So do I. The manga's great, but I actually LIKE the dark ending, and how all the homonculous are failed human transmutations, and even the ending with "it's an alternate world connected to WWII Germany!"

60. Um...get out of my fandom, please.

63. Oooh! I think I used to be friend with that fanartist! ...And, also, I love making Kratos angst, too. And, well, most of my favorite characters. (There's a reason I'm a Shinji Ikari fangirl.)

18 OP here-

[(Anonymous)]

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[(Anonymous)]

Whooooooa. Is the guy in the suit going to rape him? Is that in black and white? Could they show that on TV back then?

YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION!

[(Anonymous)]

Good lord, no, not in the early sixties.

He sure makes all the right noises, though.

[schizo-niko.livejournal.com]

1. Geez, are you me? When I finished the game for the first time since I was young, I babbled to anyone that would listen about how strange I felt walking around town, knowing everyone was going to die, with Last End playing and all that. It didn't impact me when I was little, but now I find it gut-wrenching.

2. True that. It's less fun, now, when you have to worry about IC and form and how to appear intelligent enough to have older (or at least mellower) readers. Saying whatever the hell you wanted about Kairi because you really did not like her... I love reading about badfic's horrors on places like fanficrants, but sometimes I think we should just let them have their fun. <3

11. Whatever language you speak is beautiful, I can assure you. And it is completely English's fault for being so flat. I adore reading translations of foreign songs, because the metaphors and turn of phrase are something an English speaker would never come up with.