[ SECRET POST #460 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #460 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Re: yesterday, I was in the middle of posting when my computer died and I couldn't save the HTML. Again if you submitted a secret last week and you don't see it up by Friday, please resubmit it. Really sorry about that.

Re: copyright stuff, EDITED: WE HAVE A RESPONSE but it sucks, basically.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 96 secrets from Secret Submission Post #066.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[untangles.livejournal.com]

10. People with different opinions=/=fanbrats!

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[horrorshops.livejournal.com]

lmfao i screamed when i saw this.

fuck yeah i'm ready, let's do this shit.

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[kerina.livejournal.com]

Sakura is female and one of the actual main characters, so she gets hate for everything she does. I think some people would still find reasons to bash her if she played matchmaker for Kurogane and Fai.

Which is sad, really )=

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[yukitheawesome.livejournal.com]

05. Right on.

12. That sounds like something I would do. XD That's awesome and hilarious.

20. …What fandom is this? It looks so pretty…

45. He's a transsexual. We discussed this in my theatre class the other day because we were bored - we think he and his girlfriend wanted a baby, so he got artificially inseminated. (None of us had actually READ the article or seen anything about it... we have no lives, we stay up at the theatre 24/7. Let me know if we were wrong.)

Re: 05, 12, 20, 45

[(Anonymous)]

His wife, not his girlfriend, but otherwise you're right.

[drivebywizard.livejournal.com]

11. omg there is fanart in my icon do you hate me ):

[rabanastre.livejournal.com]

14. ....What's a 9 year old doing writing fanfiction anyways?

38. I've been trying to play some of Yahtzee's games, but ohshit, I got to the end of the first day and it scared the shit out of me. XD Trying to overcome that, though.

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[tulleskirt.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised--I wrote my first fanfic at eight. XD Pokemon was big, I blame that.

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[miss_prince.livejournal.com]

11. We've already had this wank.

33. ... I just had a conversation about peanut butter and Oreos over the weekend. Never before in my life, I believe, has that subject ever come up.

What weird timing.

40. ... Wow.

45. FtM transsexual. Pretty sure it's real.

And now I wonder how many fanbrats are going to use that picture for mpreg photomanips.

[(Anonymous)]

01. I can't find that damn book anywhere in my darn socialist censor-country. Conspiracy to blind us all to the inevitable end, perhaps?

03. Commenting with this acount just to let you know that skeletons can be and are sexy damn beasts &hearts !

On a serious note though, what's the name of that anime, and is the skeleton a protagonist or an antagonist?

07. Is the hating so bad, you can't even hang out in otherwise reasonable fandomcircles without constantly being subjected to it? If not, simply try to let the haters pour their Hatorade and make it slide right off you. If it does... well, I ain't got nothing. Except maybe my sympathies, because character bashing just for the sake of character bashing is ever so lame.

15. Oh man. Unrelated to the secret, because who will end up kissing who in Avatar couldn't be less relevfant to my interests, but when the hell are they gonna continue the new season? It's been what, months since the latest episode?

20. Oho, a show that appears to defy conventions? Always a good way to pique my interest. Name of the canon? Also are those all elf-girls?

27. I never did understand why that song was connected to the DMC anime. Heroic as Dante may be, when I think of him the last I think of is "dependable guy who is someones emotional pillar of support".

31 ... I admit I am intrigued as to how that series can possible have fanservice.

36. I cannot say that title without giggling a little. I blame Retarded Animal Babies.

38. If there were, there would be wank. And if there were wank, Yathzee would be displeased and mock us mightily, and I don't want that.
Seriously though, the Chzo-mythos is awesome. "And they knew the name of the King" will never stop giving me goosebumps whenever I read it.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Goddamit LJ, how you FAIL TONIGHT.

Yeah. Poster here. Hatin' on LJ.

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[rosa]

Oh cut it out.

Do you ask when you use official art? No. There is no difference here, because even using that has its problems. Learn this fact, please, and think it over.

Also? I am an artist. And I wouldn't give a care if someone used my work. Once it's on the internet? It's free game. So whatever. and have my icon for good measure.

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[windbell.livejournal.com]

There's a big difference -- the artists who draw the official art get paid for their time and effort. Fan artists do not.

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should. Just because you don't agree with someone's else's desires for their work doesn't mean they are wrong.

You're an artist. Have some respect.

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[demyx.livejournal.com]

Me and my friend have made up zombie plans depending on region. We had one for our hometown, which is a suburb, but then when we moved to Philadelphia we had to alter the plan so we could survive if we were in the city when the outbreak occurred.

So far, we're kind of fucked if we're in Philly when it happens cuz we have more weapons we can actually use back at my friend's house, as well as nonperishable food. XD; in Philly, we'd have to compete with way more people for such things (or, consequently, face more enemies).

... Yeah, we really put a lot of thought into it. 8|;

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[revulo.livejournal.com]

15. That was a hot moment, you bet'cha.

34. Hmmmmm... :D

[hopelikefever.livejournal.com]

7. Yeah, I kind of agree with you. I think half of the "fuck yous" are more to CLAMP than Sakura, though. I know I'm a little frustrated with the way this whole angsty spiral is going.

10. I LOVE THAT SONG. Not only is it catchy, but it's got a bit of a swing feel to it, which is kind of rare in anime songs. :)

17. I dunno, from what I've seen of his face, he doesn't look OMGETHNIC to me. Granted, I think he's sexy, too... and I'd much rather have Altair with an American accent than a shitty accent. Not only that, but they said that the machine that Desmond was in updated the language, right? It probably did that to Altair so Desmond could relate to it better and there would be less synchronization problems. [/geek]

Also, the presence or lack of an accent is the director's decision, not the VA. Don't blame him. :(

28. Honestly, I didn't like her at all in FFVII. The compilation actually made me like her, and now that I'm replaying I don't mind her as much. Fandom really makes me hate her, though, because of the reasons you mentioned.

42. And what Travis Touchdown thought of it. LOL, No More Heroes and your creepy otaku...

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[snoozy.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!

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[tulleskirt.livejournal.com]

10. Haha. Someone's cell went off in my school's library today...and it was the Lucky Star song.
29. Hey, Evangelion got a friend of mine into William and Mary...whatever works. :]
33. Holy shit, she looks like fortysomething Boca Bunny there.
39. :O I bet you're not. And even on the most ohgodwhy cosplayers, a good costume stands out.
41. DRRR DRRR DRRR

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[rarebirds]

12. Good luck with that. The problem with KH fandom is no one kid is going to list the same BNFs when you ask them. It's just too fucking big.

34. Anyone else see the irony in this secret being number 34?

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[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

Because Harry Potter fandom is so small, of course...
Except for the now non-existent Cassie Claire, I don't think there is any BNF the entire fandom would agree on.

In fact, the whole concept of BNF is rather blurry. A lot of people think they are BNFs, but are just gloating and kind of stupid :P

I say to the OP : tell your fans you want something not too expensive, or start paypal accounts and say you're starving (like most webcomics' author) and look at how much you get from each account. You'll know if you're really 5 BNFs at the same time that way.
And since you like wasting time so much, I'm sure it wouldn't be any work at all for you ^^

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Also, no I don't see the irony, but I want to! Tell me!

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[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

Meh, I'm getting more of a brother-sister thing with them. Which would be very good for John, who, for a future hero, is a bit of a brat and a momma's boy. It would be good for him to have a sibling.

Personally, I'm rooting for Cameron/Derek. That would be hot.

[theorygirl.livejournal.com]

40. Horton secret!

[maliberte.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm so weirdly excited that one exists!

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[(Anonymous)]

Number 12 I really want to know who you are as I can’t think of a single person noteworthy enough to be a BNF in the Death Note fandom? Anyone help me out with that?

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[bip-bebop.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Uhh...Vilani, but ah, she *does* know the canon, and mostly draws MM stuff. And for the most part, the others that come to mind don't know English quite well enough to do something like this without being really conspicuous. I *REALLY* want to know who the hell this is who claims to be such a super-well-known BNF, because honestly? If I've been in the fandom this long and can't name a single suspicious artist, methinks the OP may be overestimating their skills a wee bit.

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[antiva.livejournal.com]

7. THANK YOU. I don't really care for TRC!Sakura myself, but all the hate seems so unfounded.

11. *CRIES* Can we have a dead horse section in the not posted secrets?

41. T-turned you on? OHGOD WHY

45. READ MOAR

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[ketchupblood.livejournal.com]

IAWTC.

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[furious.livejournal.com]

I'm so serious when I say I'm absolutely terrified of zombies. Reading the survival guide not only made my nightmares stop but also gave me some good tips for the zombie apocalypse.

Because it's always good to know that a crowbar is a better choice than a chainsaw.

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[azure15.livejournal.com]

o snap.

I used to be terrified of zombies coming, and were convinced it would always happen when my parents went away. Reading that guide actually made me determined to fight the feckers!

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[laurasue.livejournal.com]

HELL YES!

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[(Anonymous)]

12 - Please, I'm begging you, STAY OUT OF MY KINGDOM HEARTS! We already have at least one annoying BNFtwat who hasn't played the games (and flaunts it) we DON'T want another one! I know Kingdom Hearts fans get a bad rap, but we're not all alike. We're not all fapping to OOC AkuRoku and Zemyx. Some of us truly love it for what it is...Disney+FF+a shot of uniqueness that makes people other than yaoitards love it, and we want to salvage what little goodness our fandom houses. The fandom is going to slowly deteriorate until 358/2 Days comes out and revives it anyway, please don't hurt its dignity until it gets big enough not to feel it again. =(

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[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

I have played all the games multiple times and I still believe in Axel/Roxas.

Actually, I think Axel canonly loves Roxas (as much as he can, anyway, in his own Nobody way) although Roxas loves Namine. Angsty and sad. Yup. Axel should totally consider Larxene, they'd make a kick-ass couple (and I am normally a somwehat yaoitard, me shipping het couple is not frequent).

I don't know where the Zexion/Demyx comes from. And it's not the only couple I really don't get.

I hate people portraying Marluxia as feminine because he has pink hair and battles with flowers. He tops every one.

I also hate people portraying Zexion as emo because of his hair. Biggest proof ever they never touched CoM.

Anyway, all that to say - even "real" fans can enjoy and create Axel/Roxas, or Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts (you know this is canon :P)
And we can also call the Org. "Orgy XIII" for short, it doesn't mean we're idiots ^^

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[rushikayu13.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Urotsukidoji secret. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but it is still decent (even if in England we only get the cut version of Legend of the Overfiend).

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[(Anonymous)]

Not a hoax, but she's just a female that's had a few changes done. Basically, female didn't want to be a lesbain, so she had her glands(boobs) removed, took testosterone, and then when she got together with her wife, and found out her wife couldn't have a baby decided to have it herself.

tl;dr man is really a woman

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[(Anonymous)]

he*

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[megglez13.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.
I like some pretty random ass pairings, but I have never understood the allure of Remus/Sirius. JKR explictly states that they are "like brothers" in the very first scene that they appear in together. BROTHERS, FOLKS. NOT LOVERS.

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[devilmayqueer.livejournal.com]

Dunno if you know the canon (Devil May Cry), but this fellah here would like to tell you that just because some dudes are brothers, even by blood, does NOTHING to stop to the fangirls.