[ SECRET POST #502 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #502 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 173 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

16, 46, 80

[streussal.livejournal.com]

16 - Isn't that Batman Beyond? I thought it was a really good cartoon.

46 - Of course Buffy is superior to Charmed. What the two shows have in common is that they're aimed at the same audience and involve magic.

80 - I love Animorphs. And there's a ReBoot fandom? Still? Cool.

[dorknessrising.livejournal.com]

29. I don't care which ships are canon or if the ending is happy or sad as long as it makes sense. If it dissolves into sloppy, thrown-together contrivances because Bryke don't have the balls to finish what they started, I will likely swear off American animation for yet another decade.

16

[stopping.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I fucking love Batman Beyond. Back when I watched it, I used to think Terry was the hottest thing ever. XDb

Re: 16

[batmarg.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's awesome, I don't understand why it wasn't more popular.

30, 32, 36, 62, 76

[(Anonymous)]

32. Omg, me too. >>;

62. Madame Foster FTW! You have excellent taste, OP.

76. OMG U DISAGREE GTFO.

Srsly, I like Project Chanology, but I can understand how some people don't.

30 & 36: Two Mudkip secrets in one day? That's pretty special.

#30

[(Anonymous)]

A while ago on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."

Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Re: #30

[rewritten.livejournal.com]

Classic copypasta. I love it.

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[skyearth85.livejournal.com]

Tetris right! IT STILL ROCKS!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

n!s2. OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

01. Fuck yes, you are the most addictive game ever.

17. Word. Not all little girls are flat.

30. so i herd u liek fandam sekritz

36. so i herd u haet mudkipz

56. Holy shit, did I make this secret in my sleep?

62. Enjoy waiting a long, long time.

74. OH FUCK i get haircut ideas from the vidya.

[scrawled.livejournal.com]

MUDKIP DRAMMA

13. Yes :)

42. This is cute :D I'd friend you on that secret alone

57. ULQUIORRA???

80. Animorphs was my first fandom, and I loved it, but there is no way I'd ever go back :(

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[sparrowette.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, SO I'M NOT ALONE, THEN?

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[revulo.livejournal.com]

62. I like this dream. I wanna be her, too!

68. <3

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh my, 50, this sounds just about the same way I feel about a certain someone who has taken up the role in my head of representing every bit of possible fail that is found in RPG players online. Wouldn't it be hilarious if we were thinking about the same person? =.=

Probably not but it would make me feel a bit more justified if it were.

#50 OP

[(Anonymous)]

depends on the fandom. it's more likely than you think!

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[witty-handle.livejournal.com]

19. Then "they" can shut the fuck up. If it took a 2-D piece of fanservice to make you realise you liked real women, then good on you! You do like real women, right? You're not one of those internet bisexuals who omg liek totallie gets off on cartoon girls, and their RP partners, but only ever dates boys IRL?

30. JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

55. Right there with you!

19 op

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, while I am in a happy relationship with a boy right now, I've dated some women before him.

#52

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. LOL

Re: #52

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Though strangely, part of both characters' appeal is their vulnerability.

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[angeweeks.livejournal.com]

It's a baaaaaad icon in the sense it has no real bearing on the utter awesomeness you will encounter by watching the show. Seriously, it'll be worth it.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

26. MY GOD! I HAVE NEVER BEFORE SEEN A CROSSOVER PAIRING SO ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. I usually hate crossovers, but ooooh, how I wish this was somehow probable.

42. I dunno about commenting, but I totally want to friend you for you side comment on your secret. XDD

62. !! Me, too! She is one badass grandma! :D

Take it to comments #2: I noticed. In my comment, I said the reason I liked Wilson/Amber was because the idea of House and Wilson actually getting together at any point in the series is pretty damn near ridiculous, but while Wilson was dating a female House, he was happier than he'd ever been, and House was showing signs of jealousy. That's about as close as we expected to get with the pairing, you know? ...Besides, OT3s aren't all bad. XD I didn't love Amber to peices or anything, but I liked her with Wilson, and I was crushed after Wilson's Heart.

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[jyusan.livejournal.com]

Seconded like crazy.

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[(Anonymous)]

I could have written this one. I'm having a lot of issues with that game, too. Ugh. *headdesk*

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[gazzafizza06.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!

I'm one of the rare PR fans who likes the newer seasons, but PRIS was always my favorite. I had a gigantic crush on Andros for so long... I think I wrote one of my first Mary-Sues for him.

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[roko-epsilon.livejournal.com]

lol I love your icon :'D

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[amayirot-akago.livejournal.com]

I concur. Especially Nausicaa.

[(Anonymous)]

19. Hey, what's fanservice for men can be fanservice for women like us too, honey :D

21. AHAHAHA A+

26. o haw-- but Winry's still jailbait D:

Maybe in a couple years?

27. He loved his wife, even though she's fat.

Uh, I certainly hope so. Anyone who wouldn't love their spouse because of that is a shallow little bitch.

30/36 = OTP

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[(Anonymous)]

Post-series, maybe?? She's not jailbait in the movie.

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[piano-kun.livejournal.com]

29) Amen, my friend. Amen.

62) That is so adorable. <3

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[revolutionaren.livejournal.com]

I once played Tetris so much, that when ever I closed my eyes I saw falling Tetris bricks.
I even dreamt in Tetris.
It was then I decided to perhaps, give it a rest for a while :(

Re: 1

[http://users.livejournal.com/kasumi_/]

Rofl, that happened to me too. Same with scrolling DDR arrows when I play for really long. I wonder why the brain does that...? Weirddd.

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[asgaja.livejournal.com]

26: Never though about it before, but yes it does. XD
29: \o/

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

16. Why would they hate you for liking that show, it was AWESOME! D:

26. I-if it weren't for the fact that she's 15-17 years old, that pairing would be AMAZING.

29. DITTO

50. If it weren't for the fact that this says the person has multiple characters, I'd be afraid.

62. Best granny ever. :(b

67. Asfdkjh Ed. ;;

70. Uhuhuh, Tony. ♥

82. But he's supposed to be have claspers. :(

[sanae.livejournal.com]

32. ...*schlick schlick schlick*

56. Getting so sick of Haruhi genderswap secrets :(

76. It's kind of stuck between IRL trolling and actual activism, I think. Ah well, still awesome.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

76. And I think the major appeal of it is that it's basically a bunch of people from the internet getting together and chanting internet memes while dressed up like V. It's fun. If it wasn't fun they probably wouldn't have many supporters.

*is going to get to one of those protests at some point, really is*