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[ SECRET POST #3826 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3826 ⌋

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What is something slightly "green" you have thought? Or someone else has thought?

Inspired by me thinking secret #3 was a game about fathers at first.

Not me, but I read an article where the writer stated "It's Gettin' Hot in Here" was a good song about the heat of summer.

I forget the specifics, but due to the greater context, I honestly think she's under the impression the song really is about heat in July.

Well, I mean, that is one of the kinds of heat the song is about, in fairness

it's very much a summer song

it is actually about dads, but you also screw them

LOL

It is a game about fathers! You play as a father (or a 'Dadsona') and you date other fathers.

I had no idea what "cunnilingus" meant until I came across a link to a fic discussing it. Not realizing I was probably the only reader who didn't know what it meant, I then said there should have been a NWS warning. Someone made fun of me, asking if my Mommy and Daddy knew I was online; I was in college. And humiliated.

My classmates tricked me into looking up its definition in the dictionary at the school's library when I was twelve. They thought it was so funny to humiliate me...

To be fair, I never knew the word for a very long time. Like, shockingly late. I knew of the act, but never know that particular word for it.

lol I didn't know that word for a long time, which is why I didn't understand why everyone was laughing at SNL's "Colonel Angus" sketch

The band Westlife was really popular in my country circa my junior high years, and they had a song called Soledad (your generic heartbreak love song) that apparently all my classmates thought was actually a song about the singer's father. Because it had "dad" in the title. I remember feeling so utterly WTF r u srs when I found out about that.

Well... a lot of people still seem to think Every Breath Take is a totally lovely romantic song.

Same with R.E.M.'s "The One I Love".

I recommend Chris Holdfelder's cover of Every Breath You Take. He redoes that song in minor key instead of major key. He does a couple songs like that that... they suddenly sound SUPER FUCKING CREEPY. They are fantastic covers, but you realize just how insane some of these lyrics are. Also recommend his covers of "Animal", "Get Ready", and "Kiss the Girl" (yes, the song from the Little Mermaid, lol)

Re: The song "Afternoon Delight" is about afternoon snacks!

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I'm not actually sure what she was thinking, but once I was sitting at a table with a disabled friend and her social worker, and the social worker reached into her bag, pulled out a Hitachi Magic Wand, dumped it on the table and said "This is a vibrator!" She meant for massage, and seemed totally oblivious to the fact that there is another very popular use for them. We were trying really hard not to laugh.

I think it's mostly a matter of a number of people not actually listening to the lyrics and not being all that great at understanding English in my country but there was that time when Ayo Technology was on the radio a lot and was pretty popular. And plenty people were happily singing along... until someone translated the lyrics to them. There was quite a bit of awkwardness.

I once started talking to my dad about the punk band Circle Jerks. I didn't know what it meant! My dad was a bit shocked.

lolllllll

If you don't preface it with "the band", there's just...

"So, you know Circle Jerks?"
"I heard Circle Jerks for the first time over at Dave's and I just had to stop and listen."
"Wow, Circle Jerks are coming to town!"

When I was a kid I thought trans people were people who transport stuff. Like movers and truck drivers and such.

I never knew how dark 99 red ballons was untill quite recently.

I always thought it was stupid old timer brainless pop. Was kinda shocked that is was actually really fucking grim shit hiding as brainless pop.

It is!?!?

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The song "Afternoon Delight" is about afternoon snacks!

To be fair, in some cases, that's not exactly wrong...

I'm just glad someone explained what "Netflix and chill" meant before I was in a situation where it would come up.

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I remember some radio dj thinking the Steely Dan song "Big Black Cow" was actually about a cow. (it's about somebody breaking up with somebody else because they have a drug problem and are lying about it.)

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