[ SECRET POST #582 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #582 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Left to Post: 22 pages, 546 secrets from Secret Submission Post #084.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ].
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Comments

110.

[zhoutaisdayoff.livejournal.com]

Ugh, if I had a dime for every TF2 fangirl whose said that, I'd be able to get that brand new blue Ford Mustang I been pining for.

OP 110

[(Anonymous)]

Yes but you see I'm a fan*boy* :P

145, 156, 183

[pwnmastersaurus.livejournal.com]

145) SECONDED. I am such a furry for fox!Robin Hood. <3

183) WHO DOESN'T?!

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[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

OWEN LOVE!

And I never thought he was a misogynist. Just a guy with some issues (Who could
make a woman come so hard she forgot where she was.)

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[leboz.livejournal.com]

Everyone I talk to offline says he was scary, and when I so much as hint that I found him attractive they flip out. I'm glad that so many people thought he was hot.

Re: 168

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how "scary" and "hot" are mutually exclusive concepts. At least when you're talking about fictional characters.

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[karmadownurgun]

Ooooh, Ville Valo with his hand down his pants. Perfect pic for a secret IMHO. ;D

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[soledad-moon.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of amazed by the amount of people calling this a troll secret. You're the ones lacking a sense of humor. I got a chuckle out of this and then thought "McClane would probably be a better choice than McCain".

[mariafiona.livejournal.com]

101. Wanted was worth watching just to hear God say 'shoot this motherfucker'.

<- also bad Catholic

109. Same.

121. Then wouldn't... almost every anime... make you feel that? Except slice of life, but almost anything that isn't slice of life is awesome heroes saving the world or being badass.

137. The sheer happiness in these screencaps just made my day. :D

142. I wonder how scared your cat will be when you read Breaking Dawn.

167. lol john mcclane

174. I want to kill the people who are responsible for making it that Wall-E doesn't show in theaters here until next week. it looks so awesome ;_;

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

101. XDDD That's what my boyfriend said. It's the reason I want to see it, too.

-OP

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[cat-empress.livejournal.com]

I don't know any of those fandoms (not an anime/manga person), but OMG REDHEADS!!!

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[ehmay.livejournal.com]

oh god yes. add the medic/spy in and we'll have ourselves an awesome orgy :D

[femaelstrom27.livejournal.com]

126: I'd bang him so damn hard it's not even funny.

131: Hey, that's one of the kids from The History Boys/the guy on board the Titanic in "Voyage of the Damned"!! I have basically no idea what that show is, but yay for that guy, I love him!

136: Why do you say that? I'm really just curious. (I'm hoping we'll get to see her naked, we see pretty much every other cast member of that show naked...) Oh, and don't forget Mickey might join!!

145: FUCK YOU I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE A SECRET JUST LIKE THAT. He was basically my first crush. WTF, I am not remotely a furry.

175: I've never understood why people loved him so much. He was a complete twat and he looked like a frog.

[biocaam.livejournal.com]

101. I now proclaim you one of the best people ever.

104. See above comment.

134. I'm suddenly curious for some really strange reason. o_o

143. I'm just like that, except I don't have any friends. I have a friend from the Death Note fandom, one loosely from Phoenix Wright, and that's it. I get obsessed with one fandom and then move onto another, but never drop the other completely.

151. Fictional characters: serious business.

153. See, that doesn't apply to everyone. I tried that, and I just felt a massive void in my life. D: Is there something wrong with me?

167. Pleased to be racist

184. SECONDED. I totally know how you feel. ;_; I'm mean sometimes, I admit that. But I try not to be JUDGMENTAL. Whenever I submit secrets, I regret doing so because I know I won't be able to avert my eyes from the comments, and trust me some of the secrets I've submitted have stirred up major wank.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

101. XDD That title is kind of the opposite of the one I was prepared to adopt, but I have to say it's one I'm much more willing to take. ♥

-OP

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[dayakka.livejournal.com]

Congrats, buddy.

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[viedma.livejournal.com]

You make me squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wif unbridled abandon!

[phoenix39.livejournal.com]

109 - Oh my gosh, everytime I see 'obvious poster is obvious' or something along similar lines, my teeth grind.
119 - I almost cried when I read this one. Heath Ledger's death saved your life.
123 - THEY ARE! JK Rowling just accidentally inserted the wrong epilogue.

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[lielabell.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? Hot Topic sold out before I left my teens... which was way too long ago to contemplate.

[imouto.livejournal.com]

106. I'm so worried about them kicking Wally out in favor of Barry...

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Also, we get it about the Joker, people.

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[theyellow-daisy.livejournal.com]

164: Yes it is :D

175: I'm going to miss him so much.

[zestylime.livejournal.com]

183. hot hot hot (and i do too). (rec me some fic! :D)

((*has images of javert screaming out 24601 at an....inopportune moment))

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

101. You mean BEST Catholic ever!

104. Where "Lemme Borrow That Top" takes on a whole new meaning in cosplay.

109. Actually, I think that the poster thinks that their secret is so totally theirs and no one else's opinion that they are completely obvious. They may be obvious to one or two people, but that would mean that their secret isn't really a secret. Kind of defeats the purpose. I don't like "obvious poster is obvious" addendums, myself.

116. That last line is golden. :-D Because normal people are obsessed with a chaotic nihilist. Of course. But hey, Gary Oldman is nothing to sneeze at.

124. You pretty much rule.

135. Quite awesome, Anon. Mr. Dent is fantasizble.

139. I speak in Buffyspeak. :-D

140. Hot Topic is selling Twilight merchandise?

... that's selling out on your already-sold-out status. Damn. Piem Taradox.

145. Since you didn't call it, YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

146. Redtube... Smurf porn?

Rule 34 knows no bounds.

153. I get that. Sort of. I was a weeaboo five years ago, dropped it upon entering high school and have a pretty happy life. Now I've picked up my favorite (and, well, only) anime/manga again. It's much nicer to watch it without feeling the isolating weeabooness--it's just a show I like. I feel no need to worship the Land of the Rising Sun nor a need to promote the show any more than my other shows. :-)

155. Me too. But I like my summer vacation. :-(

158. Harry/Draco secret! Yay!!

165. You keep telling yourself that, Sunshine.

167. You're such a sweetheart.

177. I hope for you too! THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO ENTHRALLING

179. FIGHTING HATERS BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING FANGIRLS BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT
IT IS THE SERIES CALLED SAILOR MOON

184. THIS SECRET SUCKS BLAH BLAH BLAH GRAAAAAAAAAAR

Ahem. Um. I see what you mean.

~*~165~*~

[(Anonymous)]

AUTOMATIC FAIL FOR BEING SRS BSNS

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[stubby-appears.livejournal.com]

Haha, Christian Bale IS Jesus! At least, he played him at one point (seriously, check out his IMDb page)....

The sad part is that I've though about this before. Me and my friends thought it was just too great that God and Jesus were in the same movie, and we dubbed Liam Neeson the Holy Ghost because of the whole Qui-Gon thing and we needed the trinity.

*dork*

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[callmejude.livejournal.com]

Okay, YOU. You are AWESOME. Seriously. The Internet. You have won it.

-OP

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[miss-kate18.livejournal.com]

#140- of all the things wrong with Hot Topic, that is like number 263. The entire place is full of fail.

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[christ-chexx-4u.livejournal.com]

when i see "obvious poster is obvious", i really hope that youre nowhere near as popular as you think you are and nobody has a clue whose secret it is.

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[unmei-no-deai.livejournal.com]

Who are you and can I have your babies? xD

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[shaxophile.livejournal.com]

Me too. Gary Oldman is one of the sexiest men I've ever seen on screen. He just has this presence, and the way Gordon is so unrelentingly good in such a terrible world (and by the way Batman, maybe you could stop fellating Dent for just ONE MINUTE and see the awesome police officer in front of you, the guy who FAKED HIS DEATH for his city) is kind of a turn-on too.

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[sunliner.livejournal.com]

I AGREE SO HARD. I mean, Heath Ledger is attractive (even as a sociopath, I daresay) but the Joker himself would carve you up and probably eat you if he was hungry enough--and he'd do that much quicker than he'd get you in bed.

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[views.livejournal.com]

not OP, but come on, it's always fun to fantasize :D