[ SECRET POST #582 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #582 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

FS Layout Contest. Contest entries close August 10th!

Secrets Left to Post: 22 pages, 546 secrets from Secret Submission Post #084.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

101. Best secret ever!

116. You think the Joker-obsessed people are NORMAL?

...

AHAHAHahhahaAHahhaHAHaHAaa!

Check out the last secret post and comments, sweetie. There are people seriously considering giving themselves Glasgow smiles. THAT IS NOT NORMAL.

119. The Joker saved your life? Well, that's... different. And more than a bit ironic. He seems to be driving most of the rest of us crazy.

151. "[...]bad, scary, unfun, humiliating, awful, painful[...]" Disturbing as it is, for some people I think that's sort of the point.

168. I'm disturbed, fascinated, and wonderfully, horribly amused.

172. *headdesk* It's called a "coincidence." Look it up in the dictionary, then google "statistical probability."

N!S4. The Doctor is no one's prophet. You think he'd put up with some god jerking him around like that?

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

101. *bows* Thank you! XD I doubt my preist will feel the same way, but after reading a few pages of comments for my secret, I don't care anymore! XP

-OP

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[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I had the most bizarre dream the other night that had Kenshin cosplaying as Renji.

...I don't know, either.

[childings.livejournal.com]

101 That's pretty funny.
107 But Utena didn't sexually love Anthy in the series. :/
109 Someone already did a secret like this.
116 There's nothing wrong with wanting to bone Gary Oldman. At least he hasn't aged much in the last ten years.
121 LOL, you could watch Welcome to the NHK...
128 Pippin was my favorite, but mainly because of his character, not the way the actor looks.
135 THAT'S HOT
I have to admit I've had four different sex dreams about him since I saw that movie the first time (including one where he was a cop, another one where he was my high school government teacher).
143 I don't want to be so obsessed with any one thing that I become popular within a fandom.
153 All throughout college I backed away from anime fandom, but I picked it back up again when I graduated in 2006 (mostly because I've been jumping from job to job and have a lot of free/unemployed time to waste).

N!S 4 isn't a secret yet 101 is -- is this because of poor wording? They seem pretty similar.

107 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I don't either.

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[mellow-dk.livejournal.com]

Read (or reread) Batman: Year One by Frank Miller, and feel completely justified in your Jim Gordon love.

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[(Anonymous)]

I could totally email that to the pictured Valjean, but he wouldn't know what "I ship it" meant so there wouldn't be any point.

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[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

I liked those books and you're right about the twists <3

131, 140, 162, 167, TB!1

[mekkio.livejournal.com]

131. Ahhh, "Being Human" deserves much love. I can't wait for the start of the new series.

140. How can Hot Topic sell out? It's a freakin' chain store! Selling out is what they are supposed to do.

162. Those weren't futuristic aliens. They were advanced androids, that's why the ending was so tragic.

David spends almost all of the movie looking for the Blue Fairy to turn him from android to human so he can fit in society and be loved by his mom. In the end, he gets his wish in a twisted way. After being underwater for centuries, the humans die out however the androids live on. They advance so much that when David is raised from the water he is the closest thing to a "human" the world has. Even then in this new world of alien like androids, he is still an outcast.

No matter what David will never belong.

167. Not only are you not American, apparently you don't have a sense of humor either. And if this is the case, I am glad you are not American. We don't want people with poles up their asses in our country anyway.

Everyone else on this great big planet of ours is welcome to the party. Massachusetts is bringing the beer.

TB1! : Sigh. I am old enough to remember when Courtney Love actually made some good music. Man, what a waste of talent.

Re: 167

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Dude, better kick out a lot of people fast!

Although that secret is so dumb it has to be a troll.

[redrevelry.livejournal.com]

118. The first time I beat the game, I took Kratos instead of Zelos. Then I beat it again, because I knew keeping Zelos was the canon ending. But I felt so bad about it that I beat it a third time with Kratos. :(

140. LOL WHAT. So they sold out just now? You haven't noticed how they faithfully churn out crappy merchandise for every "dark" blockbuster that comes down the pipe?

118 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I have yet to see the Kratos ending anywhere but YouTube - but oh man I wish I'd taken it. I want to punch Zelos every time I see him. >:(

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[sdissynthium.livejournal.com]

124: God damn it, Chuck E. Cheese, what happened to your tuxedo? That skateborder get-up is so outdated it's playing freaking Pogs. Get with the program already.
153: But why is nerdiness or liking anime and manga something to be so horribly ashamed of in the first place? Maybe it's just me, but why all this shame in being a fan?
184: The only time that was actually the case with me when some idiot troll posted that "LOL asexuals, they do not exist in fandom" secret and a bunch of...other people of similar mental capacity bandwagon-jumped, all agreeing and such in the comments.

124 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm partial to his old school derby, to be honest. I can appreciate new XTREEEEME Chuck on his own merits but damn do I miss the old rat of yesteryear...sigh...

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[theohsocurlyone.livejournal.com]

126: Hurrah!

131: Ditto your view on Mitchell. Dear Lord, his voice. If he ever crossed paths with Ianto I'd end up sliding off my chair in bless. Mmm...

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[anbyrobanby.livejournal.com]

101 - Wow, even God gets involved in car crashes, then. Makes me feel better about not having a driving license.

104 - These eyes cost me half of my lifespan.
These eyes cost me half of my lifespan.
These eyes cost me half of my FUCKING lifespan.
LET'S TRADE 'EM. >:O

...dammit, this had better exist as a music video.

119 - Unrelated, but I think I actually just want to own that coat. Seriously, it would look pimpin'

127 - I know a girl on my flist who's writing fic based on this series. It seems kinda awesome, though I've never read the books myself (I was more Famous Five, personally)

136 - I'm going to have to agree. The two shouldn't mix, really. Feels like it would be detrimental to both.

146 - ....I'm going to have to Google that website now, y'realise? :Q___

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[instrumentality.livejournal.com]

104 - These eyes cost me half of my lifespan.
These eyes cost me half of my lifespan.
These eyes cost me half of my FUCKING lifespan.
LET'S TRADE 'EM. >:O

I LOL'D IRL =D =D =D

[coral-amber.livejournal.com]

129: Holy crap other people read those books? Man, those were totes my crappy teen lit of choice.
140: Pfft Hot Topic was always a sellout
183: Join the club bud xD

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[eliza-bilberry.livejournal.com]

It feels like now there's this "secret league of Sweep readers". In my first year of high school, I really thought I was the only one fixated on that series too. :)

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[solesakuma]

A Los Simuladores secret!!! I adore you, I truly do!
And there should be a fandom. Come on, the slash, the fights between the original and the remake, it'd be glorious!

163 secret-poster!anon here

[(Anonymous)]

:D OMG I...I adore you too~
And I agree 100%, the fandom would be epic <3

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[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Fucking SIGNED!

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[(Anonymous)]

If that's Kevin Spacey, I've heard he has more peculiar tastes.

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[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

That is Kevin Spacey (but not my secret). Please, dish!

I hate secrets like that. I find them rather juvenile. Very few regular folks in this world get a chance to have sex with a celebrity. (Read: Like he was gonna do her anyway.) Reality should have no bearing on one's fantasies.

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[luxis-lil.livejournal.com]

#101. (http://s24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/-Nat-B/?action=view&current=balejesus.jpg)
SEXY JESUS!
#123....yeah, me too :)

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

104. LOL.

140. Whut? You didn't know HT sells itself like a 2-dollar whore many, many times? It's not exactly shocking.

146. ಠ_ಠ Is that.... is that smurf porn? DEAR GOD NO.

151 + 152= OTP if only because they were next to each other.

153. Well, yeah, you were suppressing it. I never hid it or acted like a batshit fangirl about it so people looked at it as a cool point.

167. ಠ_ಠ Obvious troll is obvious.

179. It does, but it was the greatest shit ever to me when I was 12-14. I still love it mostly because of the nostalgia factor.

182. Awesome reverse trap pretending to be a trap movie EVER. But seriously, Julie Andrews was amazing in that movie. I SO need to rewatch it soon.

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[sdissynthium.livejournal.com]

146: Maybe? Actually, I didn't think anything of the people in Smurf costumes because I've seen people do it for Halloween IRL--dress up as Smurfs, that is. In a completely non-sexual context.

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[scarletumbrella.livejournal.com]

101 - That's funny coz he's actually played Jesus, in a TV movie/mini called, "Mary, Mother of Jesus." XD

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[poisonivory.livejournal.com]

What makes her a disgrace?

[allodole.livejournal.com]

121. I feel it too. :(

[torayakari.livejournal.com]

104. Misa: OMG SHOES.
I will never unsee that.

140. ... Goddammit. D:

142. I feel bad for your cat.

174. I also have a crush on a robot without genitals (not EVE) but dude, have no shame. D: EVE = <3
And I know why. <:3 Because she's strong, smart, and cute. The perfect girl!

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[scapegoat1989.livejournal.com]

Wow, what are the odds!


BTW, I totally approve of God!Morgan Freeman 8D

Re: 101

[scapegoat1989.livejournal.com]

oh man, how slow am i XD
well, the more bale, the better, eh?

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

145. He was my first "crush" when I was about 5 years old. Still love the character-type, but grew out of the mild furry. :P

Same

[cliscia.livejournal.com]

Lul, just posted about me being five too when I loved him, and am not a 'furry' anymore.
I always used to crush on the animal characters
as a kid.
._.'

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[(Anonymous)]

I don’t know, I kinda like Lovers & Madmen Joker better.

183

[(Anonymous)]

Now that is HOT.