[ SECRET POST #4292 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4292 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 07 secrets from Secret Submission Post #614.
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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General comments:

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Whatever happened to the Wako kid?

[(Anonymous)]

Was there drama and he left? Did he just disappear? Or have I just been lucky and missed him recently?

Re: Whatever happened to the Wako kid?

[(Anonymous)]

He passes in and out.

Feel like I haven't seen cbar the last couple days which is a shame

Re: Whatever happened to the Wako kid?

[(Anonymous)]

He hasn't been around lately, but I doubt he's gone for good. He'll be back with some vaguely bait-y 4chan gamer bro nonsense soon enough.

Re: Whatever happened to the Wako kid?

[soldatsasha]

Yeah, like nonny said above, he pops in now and then. It seems like he's been dealing with some pretty bad depression and anxiety so he's been taking some time away. :(

If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you had to give up the internet completely, would you take that offer? Your food and utilities are paid for, there's a generous stipend for fun purchases, the cabin is amazing and has all the amenities you could ever want, but absolutely no internet whatsoever. No cheating by visiting a cafe or library, either.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I think I'd be fine substituting physical media.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

how am I supposed to make fun purchases, phone a friend? if so, then count me in hardcore. especially if there's a hot tub. I'm going to call a buddy to mail me manga and I'll be fine.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[kaijinscendre]

No. That would be so boring.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Throw in health care, and I'm in.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[philstar22]

Nope.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Sure, why not? Maybe then I could finish all the stuff I've been working on.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

As long as there are books and DVDs? Yes. Definitely.
(Unless of course there is a crazy ax murderer around, then no.)

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Can I have friends or family living with me? I'm not staying for a night, let alone a whole year, alone in the middle of nowhere.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Assuming I get my job back without issue afterwards, my only problem would be how exactly I’d buy all my fun purchases that year, stipend or no stipend. Some stuff is hard/impossible to find in big box stores and easy to order online.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

I would, although what would I do in this cabin in the woods? Do I still go to work or is this like a year-long retreat?

Can I bring things from home like my sewing machine, books, and DVDs? Can I have cable TV? Can I invite people over? Are there things to do nearby?

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm already packing my bags.

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in grad school...this would Not Work for me lol

Re: If someone offered you a luxurious cabin in the woods with all expenses paid for a year...

[rosehiptea]

No. If I was going to have money left over I'd consider it but it wouldn't be worth it just to live a year for free.

A kind anonymous donor offers to buy you dinner...

[(Anonymous)]

... you, and up to six guests of your choosing. This includes transport to and from, and the donor will not be present because this is an anonymous gift to you. Where do you go, what do you eat, and whom do you invite?

[(Anonymous)]

You ever find a writer who's not even in your fandom, and they just write the exact same story over and over, but you just don't care because the emotional dynamics of the story are exactly your shit

What are you getting into right now

[philstar22]

Any new things you are getting into?

I've gotten into AHS Apocalypse entirely for Michael Langdon. Yes, some references are confusing (I've downloaded all the earlier seasons to watch, though). But I don't care. He's hot. So hot.

Bathroom issues

[(Anonymous)]

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

Would you stay a week in a haunted house...

[(Anonymous)]

... for a million dollars? Picture a slightly dilapidated Victorian house on a hill, very Shirley Jackson. It's fully furnished and has working plumbing, heat and intermittent electric lights. Food is provided, plenty of firewood and candles. It's too remote for cell or internet, though there's a working land line. You're allowed one companion. You are not allowed to leave the grounds of the house for the duration. You may explore the entire house if you so wish.

As for the haunted part... who's to say if ghosts really exist? But the reports of strange noises and bumps in the night are 100% true. Do you accept this bargain?

Fandom Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

Exactly what it says on the tin!