[ SECRET POST #4299 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4299 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Athos/Milady de Winter in The Three Musketeers (1993 version)]


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03.
[The Dragon Prince]


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04.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]


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05.
[The Good Place]


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06.
[Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine]


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07.
[Hypnosis Microphone]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 08 secrets from Secret Submission Post #615.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

And why? For bonus points, tell us what kind of ending you'd give them.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

Hook on Once Upon a Time. I wish Rumpelstiltskin had ripped out his heart instead of cutting off his hand tbh. Much more satisfying and he couldn't ruin the rest of the show with his presence.

Matthew Brock on NewsRadio

[(Anonymous)]

He had his moments, I suppose, but mostly the character was kind of obnoxious and not in an endearing way, plus it's Andy Dick, who lives down to his name.

Falls at home and is eaten by his cats.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[kaijinscendre]

Negan on The Walking Dead. Maybe then I'd still be interested in watching.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

I would have written out Jerry in Parks and Recreation while the show was on. Not because I didn't like Jerry, but because I did. The Jerry jokes just got too mean. I feel like the show didn't really know what to do with him, so just made him the butt of the joke.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[ninety6tears]

I realize as a comics Daredevil fan this is like writing out the Joker, but Wilson Fisk. I just cannot stand D'Onofrio, he is so overrated, a lot of his scenes are boring and I just don't give a fuck about him.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[greghousesgf]

13 on House. Her plane to Thailand crashes and lands on a remote south Pacific island populated by mean natives. Who turn out to be cannibals. One little cannibal kid has her for a snack.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

Ezra. I'd have him die saving Lothal.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

cook from skins

he goes to prison in 4.03 and stays there like his plot development said he should, rather than busting out because (he was bored / the writers liked him too much) and getting to deliver fucking ridiculous speeches about how "it's all about the duality of life and death" at the end of a subseason that saw one person dead from cancer, one drowned, two shot and one hung from a tree

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[tabaqui]

WILLOW.
Spike should have come to his senses sooner and drained her.
Or Darla.
Or Jesse.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like Tom from Parks and Recs, he was so obnoxious and selfish and was given way too many chances. I'd write him out, and give Donna more screen time. The ending I'd give him is he makes a bad business decision and some loanshark wants to break his legs, so he has to pack up and run.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[cakemage]

Chakotay from Voyager, because he's an idiot with the personality of a moldy tree stump, the problem-solving skills of a drunk mosquito and a smaller range of facial expressions than a Vulcan. Also because he's a former terrorist who treats Seven like shit, has half the charisma of a beardless Riker and often has random traits/hobbies/interests tacked on for the duration of an episode and then never mentioned again. I'd get rid of him by either having him chopped down by an alien lumberjack who mistakes him for an ambulatory tree or by being rejected for assimilation by the Borg, who then flush him out of an airlock because his presence on their cube is an inefficient use of space.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[philstar22]

Ted Mosby. His friends all realize what an asshole he is and abandon him. Robin becomes the POV character.

Rose Tyler. The Doctor realizes she's obsessed and that it isn't good at her and drops her off at home and then moves on with his life.

Lori from TWD and Bedelia from Hannibal

[soldatsasha]

The big one is Lori from TWD. She added nothing to the plot outside of an unnecessary and infuriating love triangle. She basically exists purely to give Rick and Carl some angst. And her entire plotline was just a repeating loop of her doing something stupid or self-centered and the audience is supposed to be entertained by this or feel bad for her??????

OR, or....

I would write out Bedelia from Hannibal. (I KNOW this is heresy, because Gillian Anderson was phenomenal and the character is great, but!) I thought that overall her inclusion weakened a lot of the later season storylines. Her character was really redundant and didn't add much that was unique. I think pretty much all of her scenes could have easily been rewritten with Alana, Abigail, or Will in her place without losing anything, and the end result would have been more cohesive and believable.

The only plotline that might not work as well without her is the "I believe you" thing when Will's locked up. And that could easily be shifted onto Katz, Freddie, Purnell, or even Margot. The strength of the plotline isn't that it's coming from Hannibal's psychiatrist, it's that anyone believes Will at all.

Re: Inspired by 6: If you could write out ONE character from a show, what character would it be?

[(Anonymous)]

Ronaldo decides to leave Beach City to look for weird stuff and is never heard from again.

Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

If you ever wrote a spite fic for your fandom, what would it be?

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I once wrote rumbelle spitefic because I was sick of it taking over the OUaT kink meme lol

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I, uh... Wrote a spitefic just the other day! I expressed interest in a pairing which has a significant age gap (I like both characters involved and thought it'd be hot), and got comments saying that the pairing was gross and so was I. So I said "fuck you" and wrote a long smutfic of the pairing, making it extra detailed and gross and problematic. I'm actually proud of it, it was some good porn!

What are your favorite horror movies?

[(Anonymous)]

THE SPOOKINESS!

What media hit close to home for you?

[syncing_feeling]

During my British crime drama binge yesterday I watched a miniseries called Come Home, and it's been one fucking weird experience. It's about a mother who suddenly walks out on her husband + kids with no explanation. I actually felt freaked out because it was basically like watching my mother's disappearance all over again. Some conversations were almost word-for-word ones that we had, and she basically was my mother, right down to her personality and 'reasons' for leaving.

It was a real Truman Show moment. Have you ever watched/read/seen something which has been eerily, accurately similar to your experiences? How did it make you feel?

What’s it like to experience happiness and enjoy things?

[(Anonymous)]

Is it nice? It sounds nice.

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