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[ SECRET POST #594 ]

⌈ Secret Post #594 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ what - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Yeah, except for the part where God doesn't talk back. How creepy are you, seriously?

He talks back if you're the Pope!

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(Anonymous) - 2008-08-22 15:57 (UTC) - Expand

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cdaae.livejournal.com - 2008-08-22 16:02 (UTC) - Expand

123. Right?! They seemed like so much fun, especially Saul. <3

147. Oh, GOD. So they've finally exhausted their attempts to remake a male Cloud, so they're making a female one now. HE WASN'T A GOOD CHARACTER. Why does everyone love him? Ugh.

196. Well, yeah. :| 90% of porn isn't sexy at all.

This.

161. I don't know much about that group, so I might have missed something. How exactly are they doing it wrong? *is just curious*

YES!!!

188. It could be a lot worse. They could put ads for Air on the Ah! My Goddess DVDs. SURPRISE DEPRESSING ANIME.

104. So...what? If you don't get shipping and think it's a waste of time, why bitch and moan about it? Bitching about shipping is an even bigger waste of time than shipping itself. Just a thought.

134. Ugh, I hear ya. Unfortunately, Heroes fandom is so full of utter morons that half the fandom would have to suddenly jump ship in order for it to become more bearable. Too bad that'll never happen.

112. What's with people loving this movie so much, I like Will Ferrell and all but is the state of Queer Cinema really so dire that we have to cling to one of his third-tier efforts? Anyway, did you notice that the two coaches actually were a couple? Normally I would cite this being passed over as an example of fandom bishieism/racism, but given that the alternative is Will Ferrell and Napoleon Dynamite I'll assume people just don't notice it.

116. You probably bust a gut over Joss Whedon one-liners

117. Ew no, Rachel >>>>>>>>>>> Keef! I'd seriously accept Rachel/Pat over that pairing.

181. This secret kind of changed my life as well, but mostly because the existence of Federer/Nadal slash makes perfect sense yet is so completely hilarious to me

190. Goddamn fandom people are so fucking fragile. Start taking vitamins or something, OP.

191. I think Nolan intended for him to be dead but given that he can't bring the Joker back for the next movie I wouldn't be surprised if there was some retconning going on right now. Then again wouldn't he have had time after Heath's death to recut the movie so as to make the death more ambiguous, if that was happening? Eh, whatever.

Oh, suck it. I'm upset because I feel like a bad fan. I like those guys and I'm sad they made a shitty movie. :/

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luxshine.livejournal.com - 2008-08-22 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

110. That book is one of the most immense, steaming piles of SHIT I have ever had the misfortune to lay my hands upon. It's a step away from literary trolling with the bullcrap it's peddling.

114. IT'S LIKE RPF FOR SOULBONDERS.

116. People like that show?

123. I would rather do anything with those two than with anyone except my SO. <33333

137. I've had the same experience. It's actually funny to me the things people think about me based on my secrets. I fear for the intelligence of our species. Apparently one opinion defines the entirety of a personality now.

142. I SO VERY STRONGLY AGREE. I know, cry moar emo nerd. It wouldn't actually bother me that much except that I can never get into "popular" fandoms. I either dislike them outright or can find nothing whatsoever about them worth devoting attention to for longer than the half-hour of brain anesthesia they offer me.

I actually like Girl-Wonder, but I can definitely see where you're coming from.

104. When I say “I ship it” I mean I can see them having hate sex or kink sex or mushy sex and arguing over grocery lists until their old. If I’m not being sexual, I say, “I ship their friendship”/family bond, whatever.

114 Dude. I don’t know whether or not I believe in Ouija boards because I just never had one, and no one I’ve ever known had one, but seriously:
if Ouija DOES work, you don’t know for sure what’s talking back, because only the iffy ones would be wasting time having conversations with humans IMO.

117 I’LL BE THERE WITH YOU.

120 If you don’t know who Gaston Leroux is, you’re not a true Phantom of the Opera BOOK fan. Musical, Movie, and Book are all so different from each other it’s practically a different scenario in every one.

147. No no no BAD IDEA. Another social-ineptitude-times-eleventy main character going psycho might not work the second time. D: Unless she has a Zack AND Aerith. And a Tifa in times when f!Cloud's a dumbass, like falling into a lifestream. Basically you can't have a female Cloud without the rest of original Cloud's support group. xD FFXIII should be as un-FFVII as possible, otherwise they should just remake FFVII and get it over with already. Which I wish they would. When he wasn't scaring the crap out of people WASN'T CLOUD GIRLY ENOUGH FOR YOU SQUEENIX? Most popular and odd comment when Cloud walked around: Hey, why don't you come over here and let me show you a thing or two...
Cloud: WHAT.
Even when I was younger, I was like: '....bzuh?'

179. … Now I want fic OF it.

Edited 2008-08-21 23:17 (UTC)

I love your icon!

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llivla.livejournal.com - 2008-08-22 01:21 (UTC) - Expand

This needs to happen so bad. <3

Icon love! Where'd you get it?

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paulnolan.livejournal.com - 2008-08-21 23:26 (UTC) - Expand

I understand how you feel. I've had this reaction to other things in the past and it always catches you off-guard. It always surprises me how intense the disappointment is. I hope you can find something else to enjoy in the meantime.

Um, hot! Please write that and do it right (i.e. exactly like what you did there but longer). Please do it for us sick fucks. (Links too plz)

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108. HE'S ACHARGIN HIS LAZER

114. Well, if you're going to dangle this in front of our faces, at least tell us what he said!

117. You get desensitized to stuff you once found limiting pretty quickly. I'm still bothered every time I see a fic without "Complete" by it in the Pit (because fic there doesn't always get finished; LJ's a bit better with that), but that hasn't stopped me. And I'm glad it hasn't.

126. Word. And thank you for such a lovely picture. "Cough."

129. Dammit, I have an icon of that! Only I don't know what that show is. Nip/Tuck?

180. You and most of /b/.

190. I don't read the secret, the secret reads me.

*giggles*

That cheered me up a bit, actually. XD

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cdaae.livejournal.com - 2008-08-22 15:27 (UTC) - Expand

Ok, YOU. Are a total and utter creep. No, not the poor girl in the pic but YOU, Ms I-submit-all-my-SGA/Hewlett-related secrets-with-an-ugly-ass-border-around-it. Seriously, stop it. This obsession with DH has long ago passed creepy-stalker-tendencies and is now firmly in Supernatural-fan level of crazy.

At least make it less obvious. Please.

And consider me grossed out @ secret.

P.S: Learn to photoshop. Or at least stop saving your secrets in that nasty compressed jpeg format. I'm pretty sure Paint lets you save in bmp.

Wow, way to be an ass. As the 'poor girl in the pic,' I thought it was cute and a sweet and unique way to try to cheer me up after a rough week. And, seriously, after all the green background/red graffiti text paintshop monstrosities, you're picking on this?

If she was a creepy stalker, when she met David IRL she would have done something really stupid and ended up in jail or too embarrassed to tell us what happened. Instead, she had a great time and he treated her kids to an experience of a lifetime by being fun in their photo ops. I love how making an in-joke secret that maybe five people understand and find amusing is crazy in your book. Oh, poor you, don't you have friends who do nice things for you? With that attitude, I'm not surprised that you're bitter.

Please, please respond to this insulting me in some way or another because I chose to defend a friend who did something for me as a surprise. I'm sure calling me ugly and complaining about the border on the secret are intended to make her choose never to make secrets again! 'Cause yeah, that'll work. W/E

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(Anonymous) - 2008-08-21 23:54 (UTC) - Expand

147. I would buy it if that happened (I'm not even considering getting it now). But Japan traditionally hates lesbians.

153. ...What's the show? I'm curious.

126. Yeah, they make it pretty easy.

127. Ragtime is supposed to have racist themes... or perhaps I'm missing your point. Do you mean the show itself is racist? If anything, I'd say it's stereotypical. But then again, it's adapted from the book, which (I haven't read yet) may be biased.

132. That's adorable. "I have this terrible feeling of deja vu!"

Always nice to see a guy tell women that they're not getting feminism right, ha ha. I don't think Girl Wonder is perfect but IMO its major problems are mostly just the same whiny (hesitate to say "hysterical" for obvious reasons) nerd ridiculousness that is present in basically all of fandom, male and female dominated sectors alike, so I'm not particularly bothered by it

I think if they met, Dexter would try to kill Sylar. But since Sylar has powers, Sylar would kill Dexter. End of fic.

IAWTS so hard. I figured they left it ambiguous enough. I mean, yeah, he fell, but it wasn't very far, and there was no real indication either way. And they had a funeral, okay, but remember they had a funeral for Gordon when he 'died' too. Not to mention that apparently Batman took on the responsibility for Two-Face's crimes. Who's to say that there wasn't another cover-up going on, and that they decided to fake his death while actually checking him into Arkham, or something?

Plus I totally think that, as little time as they gave him as Two-Face, to leave him dead would be a waste of potential. =\

Regardless of whether it's possible or not, the main problem is that the way you're doing this doesn't seem healthy. It sounds more like obsession. I won't get into the religious/spiritual side of things because everyone has different beliefs about that. But you can pray/talk to God and not have it be harmful to yourself or others. It depends on how you do it. The Conversations with God books explain it better than me, plus it's late here. But talking to God shouldn't take you away from the important things or the people you care about (and who care about you).

Anyway, just for your own peace of mind, you might want to take a step back from the Ouija board. It'll be okay.

117. What, pray tell did you read back then?
129. OMG BRAZIL SECRET FTW.
133. No it doesn’t. *hugs*
137. Sorry we mistook you for a troll. It probably wasn’t what you said, but how you said it.
148. You are probably right, but there’s a part of me that says they’re doing the promo art now because it’s more profitable.
156. Yeah. Canon=what the creator says or what’s explicitly in the source material.
162. *hugs*
183. Gottwald! I kind of like him, but I’ve only seen what’s on Adult Swim. *sadface*
194. Agreed hardcore.
198. Me too, but I don’t realize they’re bad until I’ve read them a few times over…

I actually look for ones that are bad, purely for the lulz they'll bring.

101: God, I loved that movie.

104: To each his own. I'm an avid shipper but like you, I find these whole ship wars a waste of time.

142: You and I are in the same boat. )=

146: Do...I know you?

YES. YES YES FUCKING YES! The people who enjoy that shit passed off as a show have the IQ of a potato.

HE ATEN'T DEAD.

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