[ SECRET POST #5433 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5433 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 37 secrets from Secret Submission Post #778.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/QdShBbR.png

[(Anonymous)]

I wrote a PWP, edited it, and posted it in a matter of like 24 hours and I forever regret writing in Character A guessing the exact inches of Character B's cock. I'm too embarrassed to go back and edit it because just seeing the text makes me cringe.

[(Anonymous)]

I've heard this is a bad male writer thing, or at least a "bad writer who's been told that's how you write a male pov" thing. Same with the interest in the numerical value of bra sizes, when those are actually arbitrary and determined by brand, store and the country you're in and many women are wearing the wrong size anyway. "32 DD" doesn't mean anything by itself. There's a whole thread about it on Men Write Women on Twitter.

Like, I'm always thinking "that's what my sex scenes need, more math."

[(Anonymous)]

LOL reminds me of an FML I saw where the guy wanted to know the exact measurements of his GF's previous partners. Do people really think people are either a) REALLY GOOD with visual measurements (newsflash most people aren't), or b) they're taking rulers to bed?

[(Anonymous)]

i think being overly specific in character descriptions is something of an age-old writing issue. unless there is a particular reason why the observer might be describing every single item of clothing and the exact height of the person who just walked in it takes me out just the same.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw a realistic number in fic the other day. It was like seeing a unicorn.

[(Anonymous)]

Like... if the length is given and it's rounded up or down to a full inch, it feels vaguer somehow, and I'm cool with it, but if you're getting every fraction of an inch and the girth? Yeah, I get how that's a little too much.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too, OP. Or worse, when it's a mlm story and the author has the POV character compare their lengths and widths. ugh. Nope nope nope.

[dani_phantasma]

Fuck specifics man. Just describe how it feels in the body. That's hot.

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02. https://i.imgur.com/2bM0G83.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Do the uniforms getting increasingly Nazi-ish correlate to the characters who wear them becoming increasingly genocidal? If yes, then I understand why this is a secret, but also, finding characters who are loosely fictionally analogous with Nazis hot is not the same as finding Nazis hot.

If no, then who cares? A lot of the Nazi uniforms were stylish as fuck. That was very deliberate. Acknowledging that the genocidal force's uniforms were on fleek while they were committing their atrocities is not in any way undermining the fact that they committed atrocities.

[(Anonymous)]

tell me about it brother, i'm very into the cop uniforms in my country but also very anti-cop... :(

[(Anonymous)]

IDK what specific media this is, but tbh most military uniforms are pretty sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

As an Eastern European Jew, I absolve you of any guilt for your attraction to that uniform. If it helps.

I mean it was Hugo fucking Boss, you're only human.

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03. https://i.imgur.com/n39gYx3.png

[(Anonymous)]

Huh, I'm (or, I was, I guess? I haven't watched Criminal Minds since, like, season 7) the opposite. I hated the way SVU was, especially when it had AngerIssues McI-Need-To-Stop-Committing-Police-Brutality. The few episodes I caught with my parents when he was gone were better, but they were less humanizing and more preachy a lot of times.

Maybe I just found I liked the agents in criminal minds better than the detectives in SVU, but there also were things connected to how the presentation was that I can't articulate well

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04. https://i.imgur.com/mFGaHD3.png

[(Anonymous)]

Who are the third couple?

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05. https://i.imgur.com/BP203JQ.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

What are their English names/where can I watch them?

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06. https://i.imgur.com/JrD3KQ8.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

*slaps on a big THIS! sticker*

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NS, NF, etc.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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When a third party supplier advises a client that they advise a method of maintenance performance on supplied parts, but cannot order them to do it that way and they must use their own judgement even if there is a way that is theoretically cheaper. They mean if you do it in the cheaper way then you are 100% gonna be sued by the end user, and they want no part of that lawsuit. It is pretty much the closest that a third party supplier can come to screaming that you are being an idiot right into the client's face. So, anyway, the company I work for is being sued by one of our customers and you'll never guess why.

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