[ SECRET POST #5500 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5500 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 15 secrets from Secret Submission Post #787.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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General comments:

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What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Right now mine is busy rambling about how there are no lesbians named Martha, which I’m sure is untrue.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

My inner monologue died today and my neighbors hate me.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[philstar22]

Ow ow ow, please kick in painkiller I just took.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[pantswarrior]

Going over that first secret and missing the Phoenix Wright kink meme, where people posted stuff that was basically imagines all the time and since it was all anon, they were just happy when someone wrote it and you literally couldn't credit them anyway.

But then on the other hand if you posted your resulting fic on AO3 or whatever under your own name there were people who would call you an attention whore for not staying anon yourself, soooo...

And then wishing my One True Fandom had a prompt/kink meme but then realizing that it would be like 98% Ashley/Sydney which I have no interest in writing and basically zero interest in reading. :P

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[kaijinscendre]

Just stressing about work. The usual.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Whining that it wants chocolate because my period started today but it's blizzarding out so there is no chocolate to be had.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Dang it, I gotta go to the toilet again.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[dancingmouse]

Right now, it's writing a long persuasive essay on how people should be allowed to do what they want with their bodies without other people judging them. Tattoos, Body hair, piercings, whatever. As long as no one's getting hurt, mind your own business.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't even think that I knew that kind of language, I just wish I could use it to call someone else all that.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[hey_hey_hey]

It's saying: Oh, shit, I forgot to watch 1000-Lb. Sisters last night. Thank god I have Discovery+. Oh yeah, My 600 Pound Life is on tonight. Wonder if they'll tell the truth about their trauma or sugar coat it.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

It's saying "headache.... headache... headaaaache...."

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Obsessing about chocolate, conlangs, language lessons, boyfriends from outer space, home remodeling, robots, and abstract art. In no particular order.

A perfectly ordinary day.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Lately has been some variation of 'Everything Is Bad! That's A Heart Attack Not Anxiety! That Headache?! It's An Aneurysm And Death Is Nigh! The Wheel Of Your Car Is Going To Fall Off And You WILL Crash!'

Followed by 'Nope. None of that is real. You need to take some deep breaths. And relax your jaw before you crack a tooth.'

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

"I should really get to bed since it's already 2AM but wait let's check this reddit page once more and then once more and then open a tab searching cute turtles' images and then let's check reddit again oh wait this is another post AHAHAH cute but still not enough let's open a new tab searching Mad Max oooh the cars in Fury Road are so cool I wonder when the sequel will hit the cinemas oh but let's check reddit first damn I need to bed but this post is so interesting......"

Tonight I'm a mess.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks to the secret above mine is currently singing Encanto songs and doesn't feel like stopping.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[greghousesgf]

I am too drunk and my leg hurts too much to make dinner, plus I am the human anti-viagra.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[(Anonymous)]

I can eat this cookie, right? I had veggies and a salad, so I can definitely eat this cookie. Just one, though. Okay, maybe two. Or three . . . Shit, how'd I eat six? No wonder I'm such a fatass. I should go for a walk or do some yoga or something . . . Ehh, maybe tomorrow.

Re: What’s your inner monologue doing?

[malurette]

Most of the time, doing earworms. (When I need to work, writing fic. When I want to write, dying off. When I want to sleep, obsessively revisiting every moment I was sad or angry.)
At the moment it's singing. Yay.

AO3 users

[(Anonymous)]

Is there a way to "bump" a fic? There have been 2-3 fics fandoms I am in that are constantly on the new page despite being completed and no new chapters being added. One has been on page one for over 5 days.

Re: AO3 users

[(Anonymous)]

I think you just delete the final chapter then reupload it. That makes the server think it has been updated.

Re: AO3 users

[pantswarrior]

...Are there other fics being written in that fandom? Because like... the majority of page one in my fandom is my fics, and it's been that way for a year, not because I bump them but because other people write fics in that fandom maybe once or twice a year.

(I honestly wish it was more active and I'd get pushed down more often so I don't look like I'm trying to take over the fandom, hahah. :/)

Re: AO3 users

[(Anonymous)]

When you edit a chapter, you can change the publication date. The info about it indicates it is meant for backdating. I haven't tried changing it on any fics, but I would assume you could change the date to the present.

Re: AO3 users

[(Anonymous)]

You can edit the Date Published field.

But, unless it was the kind of sitch where you posted it early for an Exchange but it wasn't visible for a couple weeks 'til the Exchange opened so you're updating the date to match, it is Extremely Rude.

The sort of thing that I block fics for.

Re: AO3 users

[(Anonymous)]

I know someone who did the opposite (buried their super popular fic so it's hard to find without going hunting) because they are (very slowly) working on a rewrite but didn't want to delete or orphan the original. Something to do with editing the upload date, I think?