[ SECRET POST #1755 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1755 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 206 secrets from Secret Submission Post #251.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

lol, so calm you can't even type coherently. Mmmhmm. You sound plenty riled up to me.

I think someone may need to turn off the computer and go outside for a while. Fictional porn has nothing to do with "the cause." It's not real. Chill.

[(Anonymous)]

Bro stop feeding the lame troll

[(Anonymous)]

I know I should, but this one just keeps walking right into them. F!S doesn't get too many trolls that are this lively anymore since chixb4dix got banhammered =/

[(Anonymous)]

lol. troll feed. IDK

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

I like how not agreeing with your opinion (I presume you are of the line of thought m/m is TOTES FINE ALWAYS) makes me a 'troll'.

looooooooooool good thing you aren't in politics.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, you're a troll because you're posting stuff that is controversial for the purpose of pissing people off. Unfortunately, we're far too busy laughing our asses off at you to be angry.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

And I'm laughing at you trying to justify your vain doubledicklust.

[(Anonymous)]

And I pity you for being ashamed of any lust you do have, so I guess we're even.

[(Anonymous)]

B-

the "not everyone who disagrees with your opinion is a troll!!" line is overused, be a bit more creative next time

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

rofl irl that was entirely coherent. I appreciate your inability to process the English language.

I was just outside, thanks. Aight you keep on thinking that and misrepresenting yourself, it.. really doesn't matter to me I'd just think you wouldn't want to be so hypocritical. silly me!!

[(Anonymous)]

I can process the English language perfectly fine as long as it hasn't been hacked into unrecognizable gibberish, like it is in all your comments.

And I'd much rather be "hypocritical" (though not, since fictional hypocrisy doesn't count) than homophobic.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

It says volumes about your argument your main bone of contention is my slang.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, my main bone of contention is that your argument makes no sense because you can't stop people from shipping whatever they want even if you don't like (unless you have a mind control satellite that you're operating from your basement, and even then with the amount of slash out there it's obviously not very effective). Your poor command of English (bad spelling and chatspeak aren't "slang") is just a minor peripheral annoyance.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

'Bad spelling'. I am p sure everything has been spelled accurately unless it was intended to be shortened. Maybe YOU are the one who can't spell ;x

Did I try and stop people from shipping? No, I just said it's stupid to ship straight characters OVER AND OVER showing a total disregard for their real personalities.

Do you care about their personality? Oh, then you care about what, according to you, can't be changed (their sexuality which is part of their personality). So why bother with their personality, you obviously have no respect for it as its presented, you just want hot actors to do it in your head.

[(Anonymous)]

"Intended to be shortened" doesn't make it correct. Or even comprehensible.

You specifically said "you can't do that." Unless you're planning to fly around the world and personally smash the computer of every slash shipper on earth, yes we can. So no, it doesn't make sense.

Most of the time, I care about the characters' personalities. And yes, personality and sexuality are completely separate. Sexuality can even "change" for people over time, but I think that's a concept too advanced for someone like you. But sometimes, yes, all I want are hot people to fap to, and there's nothing wrong with that. I kinda pity you for thinking there is.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

I confess I don't subscribe to the opinion you need to fap at all so.......

yeah enjoy that.

[(Anonymous)]

I confess I don't subscribe to the opinion you need to fap at all so.......

That explains a lot. You poor, poor thing.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

It also explains a lot about you that you've subscribed so easily to the media's rubbishly overhyped view of 'NEED SEX'.

No, you don't need to jack off to some words on ff.net or get laid twice a day. Nothing bad happens to you if you don't dude..........

NEWSFUH-LASH

[(Anonymous)]

I also pity you for being ashamed enough to be in that much denial, TBH (and if my guess is right, religious conditioning is likely to blame). Hating yourself for having a very natural desire just because you've been raised by pious nutjobs to think it's evil, dirty, or sinful can't be healthy.

[baka-deshi.livejournal.com]

Or they could legitimately have a low sex drive. It is true that not everyone wants sex. (Still doesn't mean that the rest of the world has been brainwashed into having erections by "the media", though.)

[(Anonymous)]

That doesn't explain their being against porn existing for everyone else to enjoy, though.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

Not in denial.

rofl dude the vast majority of religion doesn't teach SEX IS SINFUL, they teach the conditions desired prior to having sex. The emphasis is on how SPECIAL and SACRED it is, something the media lacks with how casually they toss it around.

Your life, I'm not telling you how to live but.. to even claim RELIGIOUS CONDITIONING GRRRR YOU HATE SEX AND THINK IT'S EVIL. No. lol. I think sex has a place and that place isn't everywhere.

[baka-deshi.livejournal.com]

Man, I can't tell if you're a brilliant troll or just not that interested in sex.

[saturnonjupiter.livejournal.com]

It's always fun to troll the scrubs who have no argument except WHY YOU JUDGE MY PORN CONTENT?!?!

But the latter is true also. I've gone by sans sex so far and I am clearly not a serial killing psychopath nor an obese recluse. So.. just not that interested.

herp derp my lj name lololololo

[lulzatyou.livejournal.com]

Nah, people who truly aren't interested in sex can't be arsed to give this much of a shit about what others fap to. My guess is they were raised by religious wingnuts of some stripe or another, because those are the only people I've ever encountered who are this militantly anti-porn.