[ SECRET POST #1986 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1986 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 119 secrets from Secret Submission Post #284.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0- not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ], [ 1 2 - going to have to be a little more subtle than this ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc

troll secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Even the trolls here have standards to maintain.

Re: troll secrets

[rabidsamfan]

Poor troll doesn't even have the latest version of the pyramid...

(Although personally I'd put Gen at the bottom of this version if I were going for a reflection of reality in my fanfic, since most people spend more hours of the day doing other things than having sex. But that's a mighty big "if!")

Re: troll secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The latest version sucks that's why.

Re: troll secrets

[spicandspan89.livejournal.com]

Lol I'd like to see how they would have worked in the MyPlate. It's an interesting concept, except maybe people should be allowed to design their *own* fic diets...

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao @ that ship pyramid monstrosity.

[hwc]

I think it's hilarious that according to the pyramid, there should be more femmeslash than m/m slash in a shipper's "diet". There needs to be more femmeslash in fandom, EVEN THE TROLLS SAY SO!

[jaydestarlight]

lol this comment is beautiful
/now tempted to write a bunch of femmeslash...

[(Anonymous)]

That was a mistake, it was supposed to be equal but I forgot to change it but whatever makes you happy lol.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not interested in het, really at all. I'm a straight female myself, but I don't know, I just don't like it. Not just because, but partly for the fact I find het sex disgusting. ;P Two guys, scorching hot for me. Two girls, not hot per se, but I like to read it.

I just don't want to read, see, or hear about het.

[(Anonymous)]

you don't want to read, see or hear about it, but you'd do it in the bedroom? What, with the lights off?

different anon

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know about Anon you replied to, but there's actually a lot of stuff I find hot in action that I find off-putting in writing or visuals. So just because someone doesn't want to read about it or finds reading/seeing/listening to it disgusting doesn't mean they don't enjoy the act itself.

[(Anonymous)]

So… basically you just think vaginas are gross. That's pretty much what you wrote up there. How's that internalized misogyny feel?

[(Anonymous)]

OT but this seems as good a place as any to ask. For straight women who enjoy heterosexual video pornagraphy, what is it about it you find arousing?

I'm a bisexual cis female. Most of the het porn I have come across has the women front and center with the men basically being disembodied cocks (unless it's femdom). When I watch, I find myself focusing solely on the woman because the guy might as well be a sentient dildo. Does this make it difficult for you to enjoy het porn?

[(Anonymous)]

I personally thought fandom spawned largely from our own personal preferences that weren't present in the original medium, which means a LOT of us are there for m/m or f/f. Silly pyramid troll is silly.

[majorshipper]

Wut.

TITC and troll secrets

[meadowphoenix]

TITC: Misha would troll F!S

TS1: I kept trying to understand what the first troll meant but at a certain point I thought I needed some sort of reference dictionary (pop culture maybe) and I stopped.

TS2: I get my fill of het in real life though. And it's actually healthy and not this corporate processed bilk which is usually the only het to be found in fandom. 99% of that het is filled with bad fat oils, I guarantee it.

[(Anonymous)]

TS2: Hey, if you try a little harder you may be the first person to break the sound barrier by wanking alone.

T!S 2

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really care about reading het because I and everyone I know (who is in a relationship) is in a het relationship irl and all the tv shows/books and most movies I read/see feature het relationships. I like to read slash and femmeslash because it is different that what I'm used to.

Re: T!S 2

[tabaqui]

This. I started being bored by het sex/romance at about age twelve and actively looked for m/m and f/f stuff, which was close to impossible.
*F/F scene in Princess Daisy, how i loved you!*

But i always wanted an m/m scene from the husband's pov to balance it.

[kittybeard]

Oh man I hate the term "cis-" anything. And before anyone jumps on me, I'll admit the dumb reason why: It sounds like "cyst" to me and then I just get grossed out DX

[(Anonymous)]

ha ha, that is a funny reason, as opposed to a hurtful one.

[(Anonymous)]

I keep thinking cis-alpine or cistern.

But mostly I hate how it's by default slapped on to anyone who isn't openly trans. I was born female, and choose to present as such, but I basically did have body dysphoria since puberty and acknowledge it. I'd never actually want to fully transition - but man, do I hate being slapped on with that label.

[(Anonymous)]

TS1 OP here

Yeah except I wasn't trolling, but I'm obviously not going to post this with my name attached because I've seen people blow up over these stupid words - I just didn't realise I felt this way about 'Ace' until I started watching Red Dwarf last week.

>:/

[(Anonymous)]

If it's any consolation, it saddens me a little that I can't use the word "ace" to mean "cool" without risking upsetting someone. So it's probably not just you.