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⌈ Secret Post #2084 ⌋

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Comments

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[anonymouslyyours]

Also, how creepy would it be if I staked out his campus and tried to find him again? I know one of his classes. It couldn't be too hard to find out when/where they are held. Ew. I'm creeping myself out. What if I just post "missed connection" flyers at his school. Worse? Better? And before you judge me there is a real lack of funny, intelligent people around here. And I want to bad touch even fewer of them. Once I was so desperate I hit on a guy at my college wearing a "pi" pie shirt and it turns out he thought it was just a weird band shirt and had no idea about the pi/pie joke.

Bonus weirdness? Apparently my mother still thinks I have never been kissed and that I'm somehow going to land a husband without dating or kissing him before our wedding vows. She actually said, "You will appreciate this someday when you are able to give your first kiss to your husband at your wedding".

Even though I am 21, her and her friends routinely come to me for sex advice (which, to be fair, they've been doing since I was 13), and she walked in on me and my girlfriend while we were both topless in bed once. My mother is the queen of denial but this seems like a little much.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[fingalsanteater]

Eh, that sucks. Sorry.

Stalking his campus is like creepy catch-22. On one hand, if you don't, you'll may never get the chance to see how your date would've gone. One the other, the stalking reinforces his (likely) thought that it ain't worth it because your family is kind of crazy.

Seems best to either forget it, or hope you run into him at the coffee shop by yourself.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[anonymouslyyours]

I knoooooooow. But I almost never have a reason to go to that coffee shop and now I have a reason to actively avoid it.

*sigh* I don't think I'll actually stalk the poor guy I'm just really freakin' bummed.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[insanenoodlyguy]

I don't think you have any reason not to go to the coffee shop.

though I'd make it seriously clear to your mom and her friend that you don't want her speaking up on your behalf. Ever. As much as you can do so without starting a fight you can't afford to have.

Course, I'm the spiteful type that would literally have brought a girl home to kiss just so I could tell her I would never, ever have to thank her for being a nosy ass.

But yeah. If you find him again, I'd approach him. But if you go looking for him... it could end badly.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[childings.livejournal.com]

Bonus weirdness? Apparently my mother still thinks I have never been kissed and that I'm somehow going to land a husband without dating or kissing him before our wedding vows. She actually said, "You will appreciate this someday when you are able to give your first kiss to your husband at your wedding".

That's... wow. I have no words.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[anonymouslyyours]

I thought she was joking at first.

She's very quick to shut down any mentions of me having romantic/sexual thoughts (and she always pretends I'm joking whenever I mention interest in another girl or I say something that doesn't fit her heteronormative ideals) but I didn't think she went as far as to sincerely believe I'm pure as the driven snow.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

Man, my parents are the opposite. After watching Twilight, my dad sat me down and told me he would be very disappointed in me if I didn't have sex before getting married. And the gyno had to explain to my mom that I didn't have to visit him as often as her because I was in fact still a virgin (my mom freaking thought I was lying). Oh, ex hippie parents.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[childings.livejournal.com]

When I was twelve my mom told me, awkwardly, "sixteen would be a good age for you to start having sex". Oddly enough, I did end up losing my virginity at 16.

TBH, I would be sort of weirded out if my kid was a virgin at 20 or something but people are all different, I guess. I don't think sex is a big deal but it seems like people younger than me do make a big deal out of it...

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

Both my parents seem to have gone through slutty phases in their teens, so I think they were confused by the hormones not hitting me and my older brother in quite the same way, haha.

Yeah, I'm mostly a virgin because there's only two or three people I've ever met that I've genuinely been interested in having sex with, and for various reasons it didn't work out with any of them. I'm not too fussed about it. One of my friends literally went through a checklist of sex stuff to do when she was fourteen or so, and that was the weirdest shit ever.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[childings.livejournal.com]

Most of the guys I've had sex with stopped talking to me after we had sex. I wish I knew what that was about! It really bothers me! I know it can't be the quality of sex because I could tell they were enjoying themselves... but it's like, what, they can't talk to me afterward for some reason?

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[(Anonymous)]

not to be a jerk, but my guess is they probably just wanted to sleep with you, not date you or anything, and then assumed you'd want to date them for whatever reason, so they figure if they avoid you you can't be all feelings-y at them as they think you would be.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[(Anonymous)]

"TBH, I would be sort of weirded out if my kid was a virgin at 20 or something..."

I hope you reconsider by time/if this becomes relevant. I'm socially awkward, and did not have anything that could be considered sex or much relationship success until around that age, and it would honestly hurt me if one of my parents was weirded out by that. :(

(And, for the record, I'm not at all saying that having sex, including having lots of it, is bad [as long as everything's consensual.] I just think there's also nothing wrong with *not* having it.)

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[childings.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, it's one thing if you have some sort of issue preventing you from having sex, I should've said "if my kid was healthy and a virgin at 20" and even then, I could understand someone being 20 and a virgin if they weren't heterosexual, because in our heteronormative culture, being gay/bi presents somewhat of an impediment to getting laid

As with everything I say on F!S I feel like I need an asterix and a whole essay underneath it explaining the myriad exceptions and amendments to my statement...

And I'm not having kids anyway so it's a moot point!

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt, but I'm a virgin at 24 simply because I haven't found anyone I wanted to sleep with yet. Frankly I think it's kind of bizarre to have this random cutoff age where you HAVE to have had sex or it's abnormal. People have different desires and different goals and it's kind of silly to expect everyone to act the same, especially wrt something so personal.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[(Anonymous)]

the fact that you would be that concerned about your child losing their virginity by a certain point weirds me out tbh

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[childings.livejournal.com]

Like I said elsewhere, I'm not planning on having kids. It was a response to someone else's comment about their mom wanting them to have sex by a certain age, hence why I was putting myself in the position of a parent. It was hypothetical (geez, doesn't anyone read an entire thread anymore? I have a feeling they just jump on my posts or something)

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[dethtoll]

gah

just

gah

your mom and her friends have issues like a comic shop :|

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[30_rock_office]

Wow, that's total shit. I think it would be ok if you met him after class and explained the situation to him. Maybe just say, "That woman the other day was trying to embarrass us, so why don't I make it up to you by buying you some lunch?" It shows him you're interested without being creepy and he'll probably appreciate being able to talk to you without that annoying lady hovering like that.

I'm so sorry that that happened and that this can be amended. Rooting for you! :)

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[anonymouslyyours]

Thank you!

I'm going to try hanging around with a couple of friends who attend his college around the time his class lets out and see if I find him.

Fingers crossed this just ends up a meet-cute story!

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[30_rock_office]

Good luck! :)

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[lunabee34]

I like this idea! Who doesn't want to be treated to lunch? :)

To anonymouslyours: Sorry your family ran this dude off. That sucks. Your mom is living in a very special kind of denial. *shakes head*

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[cloud_riven]

"Also, how creepy would it be if I staked out his campus and...."

okay i don't need to finish reading. How creepy? Way.

8(

actually the missed connection flyer thing sounds hilarious and I'd be swooning if that happened. But boundaries, yo.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[anonymouslyyours]

That was mostly hyperbole?

I do intend to hang out on his campus with some friends that go there after the class he mentioned taking this week.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

If I get a creeped out vibe I'll bail.

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[cloud_riven]

Oh okay!

This sounds like a suave plan. Natural non-excuse to be on campus? Check. Backup? Check. Opportunity to GET IT GIRL ♥

Re: embarrassing clit/clock block thread

[(Anonymous)]

I like the Missed Connection flyer idea.