[ SECRET POST #2148 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2148 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 080 secrets from Secret Submission Post #307.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 - doing a bit of troll-weeding ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. http://i.imgur.com/MIz8o.png

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I know the feeling. I tried adding people who said they were still in those fandoms in fandom friending memes, but I figured out most people don't admit they're really only in one or two fandoms in those memes. In other words, it's damn near impossible to find anyone who hasn't left. :/

[(Anonymous)]

*sigh* Your "subtle" attempt to troll people by pretending you don't recognize a depiction of the ressurection of Jesus is a) lame and not very wanky and b) is just distracting from a secret topic that is actually good and relatable which I might have almost taken seriously and commiserated with you about. You didn't need to insert the trolling to get comments, you know! A *lot* of people would agree with you about their own dead fandoms.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Dearheart, I really don't think anything about this secret was subtle - what it was was funny. (Does it help if I say that I say that as a devout Christian? What am I saying, it never helps to say "I say that as a devout Christian". I am, though. For the record. I just don't require everyone in the world to recognise a depiction of the resurrection of Christ - with the pennant of St. George, wtf? - particularly not when making an idle aside joke. C'mon, man! Lighten up!)

I know Umberto Eco made a whole big thing - presumably a genuine theological debate at one point? Who even knows - over whether or not Jesus laughed, but I reckon He had a sense of humour. Sadly, it seems He neglected to give the same to all of His creation.

(Also, not everyone's Christian! And that's OK! The OP doesn't have to recognise or acknowledge that they recognised the image.And that's still OK!) The rest of the tone of this secret is flippant and off-hand and fun. I like that in a secret. :D

Wait. Are you wank-baiting? I feel like maybe on some level I'm being trolled.

OP: I feel your pain. My fandom's dead too. And the fuckers just won't come back.

[(Anonymous)]

Not everyone is a christian, or even religious. I for one had no idea it's Jesus, even though I have a general idea about the guy.

I mean it might have been a troll attempt, but yeah, not everyone knows that every picture of a bearded dude in white robes in the clouds - Jesus being resurrected.

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

To clarify, that was a joke. Much like the Elvis thing. Apologies, I forgot that you guys got mad when people don't have deep and extensive knowledge of your fandom.

My bad.

[(Anonymous)]

Here's a thought: OP is from a non-Christian country and is ESL?

yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh I probably shouldn't want to give the troll the benefit of the doubt....

[(Anonymous)]

Are you insane, or have you just never played a Zelda game? You NEVER attack chickens. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously. Chickens will fuck you up. With fire.

Highly respectable source. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkQtHpiUaKM)

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I just want to read other fic, you know? And not feel like the only one writing for my fandom. There was so much great fic for mine like five years ago. WHY WASN'T I AROUND FIVE YEARS AGO?! Maybe we could get together, with a herd of goats, and give this thing a go.

Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool.

[trollometer]

Oh, sure. Sacrificing animals to revive dead fandoms is nothing. I'm sure we've all thought that at one point or another. Maybe a few if us have tried it. But, how far would you go? Me? I'd probably fuck that chicken to death, make its dead body into a macabre strap-on and then use it to rape the goat to death. Sure, I'm probably not appeasing any benevolent gods with shit like that, but who the fuck cares? As long as my dead fandoms get resurrected I'd cross every morality line known to man.

[kallanda_lee]

For some reason, this made me lol. Especially when I read the "I'd also sacrifice a chicken".

[(Anonymous)]

Small and non-existent fandoms are why I love AO3. You can post something for any fandom, even if you're the only person in that fandom, and chances are good that you'll eventually find someone to connect with over it.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god, 10/10, would lose shit again. You really had me going there for a minute. Congrats.

[terabient]

You're not going to get anywhere sacrificing a chicken. It's gotta be the Lorax.

[(Anonymous)]

Best line I've heard about Elvis in a while.

[(Anonymous)]

But ... if you actually mentioned what your fandom is, you might find people to bond with over it.

Your execution was funny, and I don't mind if the Jesus reference was intentional or not. I'd love to live in a world where fewer people knew (or cared) who that guy was.

[(Anonymous)]

What about infants? Would you sacrifice infants?

[(Anonymous)]

... am I the only one who was able to just focus on the secret? Yeah, I found the Jesus thing a bit weird but whatever, different senses of humor. I don't like Zombie Jesus jokes and I have to deal with at least one "clever" friend making it each Easter. Oh well, I just scroll on.

[rbhudson]

Google says it has something to do with Resurrection.

I'm dead.

[(Anonymous)]

The picture is about the Resurrection of Christ, in case you were curious OP =)

As for the secret...I can't really say I relate? Most of the fandoms I've been in have been of the 'Omg, how the hell is it still going' variety, if I ever bother to go back and look at them, which is pretty rare. Still, I'm sorry it's dead, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd kill something for a BETTER fandom. The fandom I want to participate the most in exists, but it's small, the fic sucks, and everyone's insufferable.

[cloud_riven]

I'll be your god, please. I'm a flexitarian, and I'm craving goat or chicken curry now. I'll even pretend to be totally into your fandom and rave about it.

[(Anonymous)]

That was very funny, but also so sad.