[ SECRET POST #2229 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2229 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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05. http://i.imgur.com/Xs4i0UB.jpg
[sort of porny, real person]


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06. http://oi47.tinypic.com/zk216r.jpg
[sort of porny, maybe? Jennifer's Body]



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[Ripper Street]


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[Warhammer 40k]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]












17. [SPOILERS for American Horror Story]



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18. [SPOILERS for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]



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19. [SPOILERS for The Office]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]















20. [WARNING for rape, abuse]

[OP marked this as "no warnings" but there's bound to be triggery discussion in the thread]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #318.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: i'm new here

[(Anonymous)]

Your icon is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but OP doesn't really like the aftercare. That is not the kink they want to read about.

What's your point?

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmmmmm aftercare. Imo there is not enough (good) fic that deals with it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Their songs are also better (they are the mistfits. The mistfits.)

[(Anonymous)]

Just promise us that when you do write it (please!) that you'll later openly acknowledge the mockery. Please. PLEASE. You can wait until you're famous. Just. PLEASE.

[(Anonymous)]

idk what this is about but

is that supposed to be armor

[making_excuses]

In danger of over sharing (...again) I don't have the same experience when it comes to BDSM fics as you do, so maybe it depends on fandoms or where you read them? Also even if you don't like something, does not mean that other people can't like it.

The majority will always rule, but it does not stop the minority from doing something. Or in this case: if the majority want to read the fanfics where after-care is more important, then that is what the majority wants. It does not stop the minority from writing BDSM fanfics with another emphasis... There will only be less of it.

[(Anonymous)]

The point was that just because OP finds it boring and doesn't want to read it doesn't mean it's pointless. I don't really get the secret tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

Should've been spoilered, anon. NOT COOL.

However, I nearly cried too.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure a three year old can tell what a square looks like.

[fingalsanteater]

I agree. It's an annoying cliche.

People who like sex are adulterous sluts. It's an unfortunate misconception.

Broken into my Career

[ill_omened]

More then two years out of uni, doing petty jobs, and spending every free weekend doing volunteer work in my field, and I've finally been offered a position (well after a medical - which I won't fail, I previously passed it to carry out the volunteer work).

It's for the exact organisation I wanted, on their accelerated potential scheme.

Chances are this will quite literally be a job for life (government/public service).

Pretty fucking hyped.

p.s. Consider this a general job thread. Always seem to go down well.

[siliconsara]

This, so hard.

[(Anonymous)]

ida with slutshaming being used for men. sorry, but it's true.

[(Anonymous)]

I just explained the secret to you. Not really much to get.

I had the weirdest dream last night.

[(Anonymous)]

I went back in time, and found myself at summer camp. I proceeded to impersonate a girl who was popular there, even going to far as to steal her medication. Eventually, I got worried that I would be found out, so I revealed myself and returned the pills. Then I found out that so many people had come to the camp that year that there were going to be about 50 people per bunk. I was freaking out, saying that I was used to having about 10 and would never be able to handle 50, so I asked Snape as respectfully as I could whether I could transfer to a different bunk. He said that Gryffindor had over 500,000 students and Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw each had about 250,000, so I resigned to settle for what I had. As he was walking away, I told him that I had confessed and apologized for impersonating that other girl. He was like "Good job" and I muttered "Thank you..." and he turned back and said, in this weirdly agreeable voice, that he meant it.

That, my friends, was the prologue. Here is where the main plot kicks in.

When I was worrying about the amount of kids per bunk and wondering whether I should go home early or stay and be in the play, I met a really nice counselor, who turned out to be Steve Jobs, and instantly developed a crush on him. I was 11 and he was 17, so it was unrequited, but we eventually became good friends and stayed that way until his death. There were a few time-skips, one where we were older and I was clinging to him and saying I was his "fangirl" and he thought it was funny, and various other stuff like that until he was diagnosed with cancer and I practically begged him to get normal treatment. He got pissed off at this, and then I realized it was too late. He was giving a speech in a giant stadium with a walkway at the top, and me and my family were sitting in the top row, except that a family of trolls kept trying to take our seats. Then suddenly he died. I was really upset, and even more so when the trolls proceeded to smash our seats and theirs all the way down to ground level, breaking my mom's old film camera that held a number of pictures of me and Steve Jobs, but we climbed back up (befriending the trolls in the process) and the camera was fixable.

Then the entire dream changed. I was Spongebob, and me and Patrick ran past a guard into a watery area that opened into a swimming pool, and we had to solve a puzzle before the door closed or else the guard would get us. However, the door broke right as it was about to close, so the guard looked at us suspiciously, gave us a number of boxes of pizza, and told us to replace the door mats that lined the room by the time he got back. It was difficult, because I didn't like pizza, so I was tearing it into little bits and trying to sew them together, and I kept tasting it in my mouth. Patrick, meanwhile, had somehow made the pizza into a fluffy mass, so I congratulated him on being smart so that he wouldn't realize I thought he was stupid. Then I was me again, and my favorite boots shrunk, so I had to traverse a parking lot at night with my mom to get new ones. Her key card didn't work though, so I had to run back and get mine. It turned out the store didn't have the boots in stock.

The end.

[diet_poison]

The princess thing was a Hasbro mandate? /only half paying attention

[(Anonymous)]

That's why I write some of the fic I write, and I get really pissed off when a SJW type wants to mansplain to me that what I'm doing is "wrong."

[fingalsanteater]

Fuck yes. I'd read this.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yep



http://bluebuddies.com/help/jpg/SmurfetteCreation1.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really understand why this one got porn-linked? It's just two girls making out.

[(Anonymous)]

Laziness? It's the most obvious extreme emotional situation, and people writing this type of thing a lot of the time are going for strong h/c or recovery tropes.

[(Anonymous)]

BDSM fandom confuses the hell out of me - apparently everyone who wants the dirtykinkysex fic can't find it, and everyone who wants the fluffy aftercare fic can't find that!

That said: disagree on the aftercare part (because at least there is aftercare and I'm a sucker for fluff and gooeyhappyfeels), agree on the "too careful" part, unless they're new to Domming or trying something radically different than normal.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't watch Merlin but would it kill you to spoiler mark something for a show that hasn't even aired in the US?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't be okay with cheating spouses. However, I like it's introduction only because it makes Jim and Pam seem normal. They have a normal marriage where sometimes... sometimes we might be tempted and sometimes things are *really hard* and what I hope is to see Jim and Pam resolve the problem like mature adults in a healthy relationship.

But I'm boring.