[ SECRET POST #2551 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2551 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Resident Evil movies]


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03. http://i43.tinypic.com/bg9zlf.gif
[moving .gif]


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04. [SPOILERS for something but idk what]



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05. [SPOILERS for Frozen]



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06. [SPOILERS for Bioshock Infinite]



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07. [WARNING for rape]

[Martin Freeman]


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08. [WARNING for rape]



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09. [WARNING for domestic abuse]















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Comments

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Look, as soon as any elves step forward because they are offended, i'll be offended too

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

he was talking about tall women, stop pretending it's okay because "oh it was about fiction". Bilbo isn't looking to rape anyone, this was MARTIN speaking

(frozen comment)

[kallanda_lee]

He was talking about elves, of the female AND male persuasion I might add.

Yup, this is totally proof he'd date rape someone in real life!

(frozen comment)

[dreemyweird]

lol this

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[(Anonymous)]

i'd bet 100 bucks he would and already has

people who make jokes like that are just saying what they really think. plenty of people have said drugged or underage rape isn't "real" rape, why would it be surprising that he's one of them?

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

The idea of Martin Freeman putting his hand over my mouth and forcibly raping me is pretty hot ngl

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

You have no idea what rape is do you?

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[(Anonymous)]

please get help

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[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. You are a bit deluded. But soon you will become an adult and experience the world not based on Tumblr!

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[(Anonymous)]

well have fun being drugged and raped and everyone making a joke out of it, trust me, it's REAL fun

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[(Anonymous)]

You are disgusting.

And with that logic, holy shit, Stephen King is a rabid, blood drinking, serial killer clown who can start fires with his mind!

(frozen comment)

[kaijinscendre]

Does...does that mean Ralph Fiennes is an actual genocidal wizard! Oh shit. :O

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[kallanda_lee]

Everyone who's ever made a joke about rape is a rapist.

Everyone who ever made a joke about murder is a killer.

Got it.

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[(Anonymous)]

I make rape jokes. It helps me deal with the fact that I've actually been raped.

In other words, fuck you and your assumptions.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really understand how making the joke about fictional characters makes it okay? I mean the rape part is still there. Doesn't matter if he's talking about drugging elves or women or trolls or invisible leprechauns. He was still joking about drugging people and having sex with them and then calling it "rape" with scare quotes.

Annnd, getting upset with someone for making a rape joke does not mean you automatically think they are going to rape someone in real life.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Me either. But apparently it being a joke totally makes it okay. It's just a joke and all that nonsense.

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[(Anonymous)]

+1

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[(Anonymous)]

Not according to anon above who you know...said that.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think fictional character rape jokes are very different from real rape jokes. It's one thing to disapprove of rape jokes (totally understandable) but this outrage is ridiculous.

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[honk]

i cant tell if youre joking but fictional or not saying you want to rape anybody is really fucked up

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Bilbo isn't looking to rape anyone

He actually used his ring to molest Frodo as a child.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

lmao that explains so much

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[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I am pretty sure Martin Freeman is going to go out raping women. PRECISELY! Let's call the FBI. Or whatever the British version is.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think it's MI-5.

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[(Anonymous)]

"Hello, MI-5. How many I direct your call? Oh shit, it's radfemanon from Fandom Secrets again..."