[ SECRET POST #3034 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3034 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 096 secrets from Secret Submission Post #434.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i.imgur.com/vuD59xd.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

*golf clap*

that's some good secret-making

[(Anonymous)]

She's a hotter choice than Rosa Klebb. I wouldn't mind her beating me up.

[philstar22]

Pretty sure this is a troll secret, but no.

[(Anonymous)]

*yawn*

Setting aside how this is almost certainly a troll, I can think of two ways in which someone could sincerely describe the Bond movies as misandric.

1. They believe the movies portray a negative and toxic form of masculinity as the default.
2. They believe the movies trivialize and normalize female-on-male violence.

I would disagree with both those arguments, but I can imagine someone making them.

[kallanda_lee]

I'm pretty sure he's actually sort of into it, with some of them.

I appreciate the Daniel Craig Bond films

[(Anonymous)]

for addressing the amazing amount of misandry against men's bodies.

No more were only women's bodies sexualized and deemed beautiful.

With just one shot of Daniel Craig in those tiny blue swim trunks, the new Bond films did SO MUCH to reduce the level of ingrained misandry.

Kudos Casino Royale. Kudos.

[(Anonymous)]

I only watch Bond for the misandry :(

[(Anonymous)]

LOL

[(Anonymous)]

My dear Nonny, could I interest you in a classic of literature theory called "Narrative Structures in Fleming" by Umberto Echo? It addresses, among other things, the function of good versus evil in Fleming's Bond universe. Besides it's good fun for the theoretically inclined.
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~DRBR2/eco.pdf

[houtarouh]

I had a good laugh with this secret, as I was having a bad day.

[(Anonymous)]

Grand trolling, son.

Bait is so absurd it might actually catch something.

[(Anonymous)]

You have a male feminist mansplaining how misandry is a serious thing. That's got to be a win for a troll secret, right?

[(Anonymous)]

You could at least have been just a little less obvious.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sick of all the misogyny in the Bond movies.

Fixed that for you, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Secret made me lol but some of the comments above are making me lmfao. Particularly some of the ones that are meant to be serious.

[(Anonymous)]

Could you please have "Buttsex is gross" anon's child and get that child to post secrets here? I bet they'd be spectacular.

[wldcatsprstr_14]

LOL

0/0, homie.

[(Anonymous)]

*goes to grab some popcorn*

[(Anonymous)]

Right, misandry doesn't exist. That's why men aren't screwed over with custody, get harsher sentences than women for the same crimes or why in France it's illegal for them to seek paternity tests.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Xenia Onatopp crushing James Bond with her thighs

Text: I’m sick of all the

misandry

in the Bond movies

[(Anonymous)]

As a male-focused and male-driven series (though one of the producers is a woman) there's always going to be something that will read as misogyny in the Bond Series. But give the movies time. I think they're making great changes that keep the spirit of Bond but move along with the times. Dame Judy Dench was an excellent M. The Bond Girls are now Bond-Equal Women who can hold their own. Change comes slowly but it comes steadily too.

[(Anonymous)]

misandry doesn't exist. Nope.

They going after you to death. No loose end.

And bond is masochist? Come on.

[(Anonymous)]

7/10, way too obvious.

Misandry

[sapphireblack]

I could discuss the social difference between the impact of misandry (if we accept it as existing), and misogyny (which is backed up by a power system which has had centuries to ingrain itself), but I don't think I can be bothered.

So here's a picture instead.



(Incidentally, I love the Bond films in spite of all the misogyny in them.)