[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Midnight Syndicate]


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(Jim Gaffigan)


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[X-Files]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 018 secrets from Secret Submission Post #457.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/z1RnCCO.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

Yay another reason to not like him. Ever since it became public that his great-great-great-grandfather used slave labour on their sugar plantations and BumAlienFace made it clear he didn't give a shit about it.

[alexi_lupin]

Well, I can see why this is a secret. Is that why you liked him in the first place? Because, you know, he can still act.

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, I doubt he was aroused. I mean...that'd be a bit weird.

[(Anonymous)]

"Hung like a gerbil" made me choke on my drink with laughter, bless you.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, I am no fan of him by any means, but maybe he's a grow-er not a show-er? Lots of guys dicks look small when they're flaccid. (Unless he gets hard in Frankenstein for some reason...)

[(Anonymous)]

Is this ugly!anon upgrading to smalldick!anon? Just suspicious to have two similar secrets at the same time.

[(Anonymous)]

Why would the size of his dick have anything to do with whether you like him as an actor or not? It's not like he acts with his dick or is a porn star or something. Just don't get this... and I don't even like him.

The comments on this one a little baffling to me.

[(Anonymous)]

He could be a grow-er, but what the hell difference does it make? OP, was your attraction and affection for him completely based on his assumed dick size? Really? Can't you, in the imaginary world where you and he actually get together, imagine up a dragon dick for him?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a hetero middle-aged female and I had no idea this was anything to do with a man's attractiveness. Wild.

It was cold on that stage!

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, does this mean Jonny Lee Miller is hung like a...non-gerbil, by comparison? Or did you not see?

Artificial junk and merkins, oh my!

[(Anonymous)]

You do know that very often the genitals & pubes you see when an actor does a nude scene are not necessarily the actor's?

Prosthetic genitalia and merkins. Usually they size up (aka Boogie Knights or Big Dick in MM), but sometimes it's often sized down for characterization reasons.

[ibbity]

Why does it matter what size his junk is? It doesn't affect his acting in any way that I ever heard of.

[(Anonymous)]

On the one hand, I LOLed at "hung like a gerbil."

On the other, I don't understand what penis size has to do with Hamlet or seeing a particular actor play the role. Was there a scene that my high school literature class skipped over?

[bio_obscura]

Appears to be the same person who made secret #4... my, you ARE a shallow one!

[forgottenjester]

I don't really watch this guy's stuff and I've never been a fan but dang, OP, this just kind of proves you were never a fan of his career to begin with. You were just an admirer of his looks.

[elaminator]

...You can still like the guys acting even if you no longer want to have sex with him. (And standing on a cold stage in a crowded theater probably isn't the best time to be 'judging' his junk, but...whatever.)

On one hand we're attracted to what we're attracted to, but I'm not sure why you would stop calling yourself a fan just because his body isn't as appealing to you now.

Unless you didn't actually like his acting at all.

[(Anonymous)]

How gross of you.

[diet_poison]

I'm so confused. What does one's dick size have to do with one's acting ability?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't often use the word shallow, because I feel it's an insult used far to often against women. But this is pretty shallow, OP.

4/10

[habilelapin]

A little too obvious in the crassness, but you do appear to have actually gotten people, so points for that.

[litalex]

Maybe he's a grower, not a show-er. And it worked well enough to impregnate his wife.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol the social justice freaks are turning on him. You people are so freaking crazy.

So he's a human being and not a perfect adonis? Get over yourselves.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like people who post secrets like this base their analysis of penis size on porn.

Five inches (erect) is average. I doubt this hung like a gerbil dick you are talking about is smaller than three inches when hard. Go watch The Smallest Penis Pageant and gain some perspective.