[ SECRET POST #415 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #415 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Anyone want an anon meme? (: /random

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 436 secrets from Secret Submission Post #060.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 ] too big, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1 ] obvious troll.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

also, 80

[ediblestars.livejournal.com]

Look out for those rogue unicorns, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5tmnBeNv18) man.

[(Anonymous)]

You people are batshit insane.

You're obsessed with the stupidest things and you NEED medical help. Not all of you. Some of you are superintelligent and deserve credit for what you do and say. I'm looking at you 13,27,47 and 70. I want your babies. You guys are awesome. Newfags are littering the god damn internets and advertising it like it's OMGAWESUMCHRISTMASDAY or something. I'm tired of it. It's not what /b/ does. They point and laugh. And I couldn't stop laughing at the Elfen Lied with the dangos. XD My god. That was awesome.

However.

Seeing stupid secrets like 9, 30, 31, 44, 61, 80 disturb me and reassure me I'm not missing out on ANYTHING in the fandoms.

9. Wtf is that shit. WHY be jealous of EMBARASSING yourself? Actors will be actors, not your fuckin' slave. LEAVE THEM ALONE. THEY ARE NORMAL PEOPLE WITH NORMAL LIVES. THEY ARE NOT THE CHARACTERS THAT THEY ACT OUT.

30. Transgender is SRS BIZNUZ. It's complicated, you don't actually get a real penis, it costs thousands of dollars, like 9,000 dollars for your breasts to be removed, and you'll have to have testosterone injections IN YOUR ASS for the rest of your life. Just bind your chest, call it good. Don't even consider transgender unless you've actually got a medical problem. :/ Faggot.

31. Eh, I've seen worse. Just grow the fuck up.

44. You're not a BNF because your writing probably sucks. That and you're into NARUTO. Which is the single most retarded anime I've ever seen in my entire life. I'd be ashamed if I wasted my life on 200 episodes of filler and no consistent storyplot. Get a beta if you must , but don't whine about not being a BNF, go do something about it.

61. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN WATCHED THE OLD SCHOOL SHIT YOU FAGGOT? Go back WAY back. David Tennant is indeed awesome but just stfu about it. I hate you fanbrats who get into this fandom not giving a shit about the backstory. :/ Just because it's old does NOT mean it isn't awesome.

80. Woah. Wait a sec? Married to Vincent Valentine. Don't tell me we're getting another Miss Sephiroth here. At least you're ashamed and that's something but I'M ashamed you're even in that fandom. Wow you're fucked. Go to the doctor, get some meds and such, maybe some therapy, because creating a perfect little world in your head is just going to be so much more painful for you when you're ripped away from it.

WANK WANK WANK WANK

I know full well what I'm doing. Someone pointed out something very good in one of the last few secrets submitted. Most of you, are awesome, like I said. Just these select people?...I just sit here and WTF. If you let them continue to think they're in the right, they'll only hurt themselves. Sorry if the truth hurts worse though. A good smack of reality always does.

[(Anonymous)]

>XD
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Oh, don't you be bitching about newfags. In the time honored tradition, I must state GET THE FUCK OUT.

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[malik-chan.livejournal.com]

That's a Guy Fawkes mask. The /b/tards wearing it aren't trying to be part of your fandom, Anonymous probably likes the movie anyway, but they're wearing it because they like how it looks.

Re: 70

[timbershiver.livejournal.com]

Plus, V masks are cheap as chips and easy to get hold of.

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[redstars.livejournal.com]

That opening totally grosses me right out. I can't even watch it. XD

[angathol.livejournal.com]

4. YOU'RE SO CUTE.
30. That's what crossplay is for. It's a hell of a lot cheaper.

[weaselistic.livejournal.com]

Hey, Sylar fangirl, a little more variety when it comes to secret design, please. It's a bit boring!

1. Hey, I know that feeling! Actually, I don't even need a fandom, I just need a couple of cool people to discuss it with! Like, only one or two would be enough.

2. Okay, my immediate reaction was "CHARGING for a rom translation?!" and then I checked the website... it's kind of underhanded, but yeah. "Beta version only available for donators, and I don't think I'll ever finish the translation so beta is all there'll be, and that's only available for donators, oh what are you going to do now", uh, no. I absolutely hate it when people make money off of something like that. Even if you are in need of money for whatever reason, it should just be a taboo to make a profit on something like that, on someone else's property, from fellow fans...

31. I like this story! I guess I just like reading other people's Kenshin-fan autobiographies... XD But I supported Misao and Aoshi from day one of my fan-life. :(

Re: 2

[(Anonymous)]

It's very underhanded. And it's sad to see just how determined he is to go about it that way.

If you're not with him in *any* way, you're simply a 'buttpirate' (in his words). He's battered around ideas to destroy your computer if you're not using a legit copy of the game- and while I'm against piracy, especially after a company as small as Falcom, I think that's no way to distribute malware or whatnot.

(That, and he considers the CD version of a game 'not legit' since it's too easy to pirate. And DVD versions aren't?)

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[umbricman.livejournal.com]

Damn, another QC secret.

43 + 77

[lil-lost-kitten.livejournal.com]

43. Wow... all the Tamora Pierce secrets are making me reminisce (They were such a big part of my childhood... though I can only remember the plots vaguely).

77. ... Uh... now I feel guilty. Even though I don't RP the show (I do watch it)... everything else in this secret could be about me *wince of utter fail*. Good lord, if you live with her and consider yourself her friend then PLEASE tell her face-to-face. If it's getting that much on your nerves then surely you're old enough to point to her the effect it's having (and don't ever wash her dishes for her... if you do it once then you'll be doing it forever, trust me!). Just sit down and have a talk, that should sort things out. *wanders off guiltily to do the dishes*

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[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, I know who you are. ;)

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[megu.livejournal.com]

13. BEST. SECRET. EVER.

20. No kidding; "OMG the evil Azeroth sucked my friends in! They couldn't control it!!" No, your friends are addicted. It's not like they programmed WoW with some crazy subliminal addiction-mechanism. It's called "fun".

[scintillae.livejournal.com]

50 - Ghost is my absolute favorite. I loved how in 'Drawing Blood' he was randomly talking to Kinsey on the phone & he was like "BTW Zach's on the run" & then Terry was all "our psychic friend says..." lol.

[kazahaya.livejournal.com]

That part was adorable. I wish I could live in Missing Mile :(

My favorite crossover was from Drawing Blood-Equisite Corps when they talked about Zach and Tran. I never laughed so hard.

[purple-kama.livejournal.com]

17. Bigger fandom means more choice indeed. But that's a double-edged sword, you see.

34. So... we have someone who gets off to Itoshikicest and is not even in the fandom... and I ranted on the unbalance of shipping towards it in the fandom not too long ago...

Truly. (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/N-Akizuki/DA%20Stuff/OhTheInternetReduxDA.gif)

38. Say, you know what?

I'LL JOIN YOU.

79. I hope you'll be able to someday. Really.

If that helps, someday I'll draw Fairymon/Ranamon porn XD

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[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think it's a hot pic too, but that's no guarantee I'd actually ship it if I knew the characters.

[batmarg.livejournal.com]

9. Why get so pissed over a relationship that has like a 1% chance of happening?

21. lol, I think you may be right.

31. I love my early ocs too, but still I like that ship.

44. Since you're trying to be anon there will doubtfully be an answer but: what pairing?

66. I not a wincester, but I agree. And nice manips btw.

Also, wow at the amount of Supernatural/DL/Dr. Who/Sylar secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

http://sirens-song.livejournal.com/42412.html

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm Wincest.

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[nargynargy.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly! glad to see another wincester here And I loved each and every one of those manips. Can't remember who made what tho *baffled*.
And you make cool icons btw :D

[(Anonymous)]

9,35,62

Made by the same person? Cause really? Crazy much? Unless you are being "funny" or "sarcastic" - it's kind of hard to translate that with text. Unless you do this :rolleyes: or /sarcasm.

And really, if you have SUCH a problem with your "friend" why don't you TALK to her about it. Stop being such a scared prat. It's pathetic and what you are doing now? makes you look worse. Kudos to being a b*tch.

Fo reals tho.

[(Anonymous)]

http://sirens-song.livejournal.com/42412.html

[friendshipbeam.livejournal.com]

4) That's so cute. ^^ It makes me happy, too.
13) That's perfect XDD (Especially since "canon" as we use it is directly taken from the religious use of the word. Go go etymology!)
18) Scream at my brother, not me. I only download unlicensed anime, and I buy it when it gets licensed. He's the one sharing TV shows, movies and CDs he can just go out and buy. I get the stuff he doesn't have legally for his birthday and stuff, but it's not really helping. But not everyone that downloads is evil.
20) *nod*
21) Hey, guess what, I'm a vegetarian! And I hate the idea of meat! And I buy tons of anime! And I try to convince my friends to buy what they download, too! Wow, I'm such a helpless moron, aren't I? Sorry, I'd rather think on the bright side.
25) Not touching this. Nothing wrong with fanart.
27) Haters of fat cosplayers strike me as incredibly self-righteous.
30) ...troll? People crossplay all the time.
43) Another Tortall secret! Those books are amazing. I love them.
48) So... you stuff your bra because of her?
52) I'm no soulbonder, to a fictional character or anyone, really, but I am otherkin, so I kind of know how you feel. People say what's real and what's not, and you feel you have to subscribe to that; when you don't, you try to force it down because you know you can pass as normal. Don't. Accept what you are. It's not easy - hey, I still question my own sanity - but if you don't, it probably will drive you insane.
56) Aww, I'm sorry about that. ._. Some people are annoying, and some people are really creepy and scar you. Just block them and get away. RPers are not all bad, and I think you know that, but I understand why you wouldn't want to.

OP of 52

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks. That's awesome to hear. :D

3, 7, 13, 17, 23, 27, 30, 31, 44, 47, 53, 59, 80

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus fuck, can we STOP with the Sylar secrets already? I can handle shitloads of Death Note and Phoenix Wright and Supernatural and what-the-fuck ever, but this is just getting ridiculous.

3. Uh. I think there might be more to it than that. o_o

7. o-oh god, the anatomy in that picture makes me cringe D:

13. OH GOD YES. Paul's stuff is the worst retconning in history, ESPECIALLY because everyone believes so strongly in it as canon. Puh-LEASE.
in other words, ilu. community over; no secret will ever top this one.

17. Me too.

23. Maybe they look the same way Vorlons do without their encounter suits?

27. While I agree there should be more fat characters, I think you're an asshole.

30. Well that's a pretty stupid reason. :|

31. So glad I never got that attached to my first Mary-Sue. I mean, wow.

44. But "BNF" is so nebulously defined anyway. Maybe you are one already, huh? Ever think about that?

47. I've been there.

53. I know what you mean.

59. I MISS IT TOO OMG. T____________T

80. Oh god not this again.

Re 44

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage them. PLEASE.

[flamika.livejournal.com]

72. Oh wow, me too! I love that picture, btw. I should probably check out the Bravo site for more. <3

[moebot.livejournal.com]

27. Here's the thing about cosplay: 99% of all cosplayers? Do NOT have the perfect physique to be cosplaying their preferred characters. They can be too fat, too skinny, have breasts that are too big, have breasts that are too small, have eyes that are too small, HAVE ACTUAL NOSES, have thighs that are too big/small/whatever, torsos that don't bend into painful positions at the drop of the hat, have too many muscles, have not evenough muscles, have shoulders or arms that are too big/small, be the wrong sex, etc, etc, etc, WHATEVER.

Stop hiding behind that "it's disrespecting the original character" thing and admit that you just don't like fat people.

[(Anonymous)]

You forgot that almost all cosplayers are never the right height for the character they're dressed as. :P

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Half of these consist entirely of concentrated FAIL. Also, I'm positive that several of you are trolls.

13. Thank you. So much. You make this entire post not suck so damn hard. Have some icon kittens. ♥♥♥

[thano.livejournal.com]

13. Hahaha, epic win. Spanish Inquisition was failwank, gaiz. The rest of us aren't that bad! Really!

18. >< Ooch. Sorry about that, Anon.

24. An incredibly cute, higher-pitched 30 year-old man, I suppose. >> I dunno, everyone in that game sounded massively sexy to me for some reason, Larsa not in the least.

... Heck, I go to high school. Larsa sounds like a freshman guy to me. =/

Oh, and 7...

[thano.livejournal.com]

... Where is her ribcage? My god, her ribcage...

[gyllespi.livejournal.com]

13. OH GOD I LOVE YOU. ♥ x a billion

72. HAH! I wish I could say the same -- it's also for the ridiculous challenges, lol -- but I still totally feel you. XD

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[scootermcgaffin.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah Jewel Staite is love.

Firefly, Stargate, Higher Ground, Space Cases, that one episode of So Weird, if she's in it I'll probably be watching it.

Re: 67

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

She's in an episode of Dead Like Me too! Final ep of the first season. She plays a tough goth/punk chick who works at a record store.

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[boombangbing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WANT TO.

My only concern with this pairing is that it may cause the heat death of the universe through its all-encompassing hotness. Other than that? *thumbs up*

Re: 36

[viridian.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHA. Not the OP, but I hope she comes over here and points you the way of this pairing because it is, in fact, very nearly the death of the universe via hotness. <3 <3 <3 to the OP and her partner in crime who make it possible.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

Yay YYH secrets! Booooo Sylar secrets!

9/35 OTP? I smell wank.

13. You, sir or madam, are made of WIN.

16. I understand completely. *hugs* Here's hoping something FANTASTIC happens to you. And don't be afraid to go out and look for it if you can.

30. Um, since when do you have to be a guy to cosplay guys? Anime boys are plenty girly anyhow. Seriously, just go trans, no need for full-out FTM.

65. HE LOVES THEM ALL.

Seriously. The man is practically immortal. He's CENTURIES old, and will live for many centuries more. There is absolutely no way that he could possibly have One True Love, especially not in the form a short-lived human. Rose is gone. He needs to heal. I don't ship him with Martha, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and it is not a betrayal. Rose wouldn't want him to be alone for the rest of his long, long life.

TL;DR? Come to the light side! Regular chippers are cooler people to hang around than batchippers anyhow.

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[kirarakim.livejournal.com]

ITAWTC honestly all the shipping wank in Doctor Who drives me up a wall.