[ SECRET POST #437 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #437 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

ONE SECRET PER COMMENT, GUYS.

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 337 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 4 5 ] too big, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1 ] request to not post something.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

9

[rhosyn-du.livejournal.com]

Eh? Seriously? I've noticed more of an "I'll read anything that's well-written, despite my pairing preferences" attitude amongst Saiyuki fen than I have in any other fandom I've encountered. I think you are perhaps being paranoid about losing readers.

Also, if you don't love what you're writing, you're really missing out on a lot of the fun of writing. Not to mention that the quality of pieces the writers really care about tends to be a lot higher than those they don't care about. That's one of the few things all of my writing teachers have agreed on, and it's something I've observed both in my own writing and in my peers' writing.

[mireia-antonina.livejournal.com]

46. I love childhood friends, too. <3 So sweet.

64. They have so much subtext it's not even funny.

TooBig 4: Icon.

[zidane.livejournal.com]

18. Me too. That's why I have a filter the specifically blocks out JUST my sister.

22. Could be worse. They could have waited more than a decade to make the sequel. Think of all the FFIV fic that's about to be Jossed!

29. Play with toys? I'm sure there's a Savage Love column on this.

39. I thought that was supposed to be Eighth Doctor?

69. W-wow secret #69. Okay, when everybody's 13 they think they know a lot about sex. They think they know a lot of things.

70. ..................................................Couldn't settle for an "Indigo Child?"

Not 39 OP

[pimpmytardis.livejournal.com]

I thought that was supposed to be Eighth Doctor?

No, he specifies he's the Ninth ("Andy Warhol wanted to paint all nine of me") and isn't voiced by Paul McGann (8), but rather by Richard E. Grant. Poor retconned Alt!Nine.

[theorygirl.livejournal.com]

16. But the with the whole Snow White angle, she had to come back to life.

17. Yes! That's exactly what I kept thinking, too!

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[steeple333.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I was able to separate them in my mind in time, but it keeps refreshing. @~@ It's hella funny, though.

[gyllespi.livejournal.com]

04. HAHAHAHAH THE DIALOGUE ALONE, oh geez...

20. Uh, no. That's sort of part of his character, really.

63. WIN.

66. heh, I totally read that as "TARDIS" at first. Doctor Who/GS crossover ftw?

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[foreverrhapsody.livejournal.com]

... so did I.

1,5,37,62,64

[phnix-daft-mode.livejournal.com]

1)I'm not really familiar with your talking about, but I should use that. I'm so slow when it comes to Standardized testing.

5)Lolz. I do admit, they make great chemistry, but when it comes to ANTM ships, Nigel Barker/April from cycle 2 is so my OTP. C'mon it's practically cannon! That, and Mr.Jay/Ms.Jay

37)I didn't know that Dr. Finklestien from The Simpsons was Jewish *IS SHOT*

62)So much word. And I don't even like Naruto.

64)Y'know, with this secret and a couple of other secrets that was about shipping Lois/Brian together that was posted a few days ago, I'm starting to think that Brian is the bicycle of the Family Guy fandom. Everyone's had a ride! But I wouldn't know, I haven't watched FG in years.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

20. He knew House was breathing OK… he didn’t just leave him to die. Maybe for once he got tired of being treated like a doormat. I kind of respect him for that, if anything. (Then again I’m not that much of a House/Wilson fan, canon though it is and all.)

33. All I can say is, it’s really hard to find anyone who shares my interests in real life, and I’m sure it’s hard for other people too. Of course I know internet relationships don’t tend to end well (not always) but I’d rather have one of those than nothing. (Not that I have one, but still.)

37. Ron Stoppable is Jewish? (Yeah, that’s all I’ve got, even though I’m Jewish myself. Except I’d add Cuddy.)

43. I like this secret.

49. I just happened to see an episode the other day, and didn’t get a chance to see more yet -- but I’d take a ticket.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

37. Ron Stoppable is Jewish?

Dude. There as an entire episode about his bar mitzvah. You know, the one with the rings of uberness that had enormous dorks like myself bursting at the seams to tell LotR jokes every ten seconds?

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

49. IT'S THE SECRET WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. ;D

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[marcman2020.livejournal.com]

4. And I hate that anime period (and FYI, I'm a HUGE pervert, but that anime seriously rubbed me the wrong way)

7. Heh, you have strange tastes, but it's cool

11. Ouch...

22. Petty indeed...

28. AMEN!!! FUCK BISHOUNEN!!! LONG LIVE BIG BUFF BURLY MEN HAVING HOT BUTTSEX!!! (I'm not being sarcastic, trust me, you are AWESOME for posting that)

37. WOW...

50. that's Seiuchin from Kinnikuman Nisei (or Wally Tusket as he's called in the dub which is known as Ultimate muscle) what you see there is how he currently looks in the manga after becoming evil and joining Neptune man working with him in a tag team known as the hell expansions... here's a better pic of him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Beastly_Seiuchin.jpg (never thought I'd see anyone attracted to a Walrus, lol)

51. Wow...

59. LOL! And I immitate Suguru Kinniku and Mantaro Kinniku whenever I get asian food, so I know what it's like XD

61. Disney's story of Johnny Apple Seed did that kinda thing for me, believe it or not, so I understand what you mean

64. They have a club devoted to that pairing on Y! Gallery...go join it if you're not a member already, lol

70. ... creepy...

[daphhime.livejournal.com]

02. I also don't see why you should be ashamed, Shinpachi is awesome. Unless your friends don't like him or something I don't see a problem. And yes, I felt sorry for the poor guy at that scene too. He was so close! T_T

03. Not really a fan of any of those shows, but I feel your pain. Small fandoms can get lonely sometimes.

10. I love that AMV. I wouldn't skimp out on watching the anime though. Definitely give it a try at least once.

64. I don't ship them, but their interactions are one of the few reasons I still watch Family Guy.

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

10. That AMV is awesome, but you really should check the series out though.

14. I agree. It shouldn't matter who's top/bottom/reversi as long there's no or little character raping. It's just fun, Hay-soous Christ.

15. ...but everyone in DN calls him a moron once. Even though I don't think he's dumb (he IS in the NPA after all, which is HARD to get into), but he can be a bit of a doof and I love him for it. Yeah, most people underestimate his importance in the series.

17. Don't worry, you aren't alone. LMAO. I LOLed a bit when I first read the Yotsuba Arc too.

20. I'm surprised that people can forget that Wilson isn't a goody-goody two shoes. Hell, he stayed with a women for the fact she was dying and dependant on him and he's not above to do a dirty trick once in a while. I applaud the actor and writers for sometimes fooling me of Wilson's nice guy persona until he does something grimy and make me shat some bricks.

28. Meh, different stokes, different folks. To be honest, I find yaoi more arousing than most gay porn I've watched because they look like they enjoyed more. Hell, the only time gay porn was better is with Queer as Folk (although I find most QaF plotlines so different than most recent yaoi). Although Noboru Takatsuki (one of the artist in that college) draws men much better (and masculine) now IMO. Maybe most gay porn look so bland because of the bland performance like they rather be somewhere else.

35. That happens because most people will associate you with one thing and wouldn't be interested otherwise. You should try to pimp it out more so it can get some attention.

43. I prefer all, why not have your cake and eat it too? Hmm, Ian McKellan and Alan Rickman (you should've put Rickman in your pic. I'm a sad panda...).

45. OH SHI- A 'The Tribe' F!S secret. Oh god, it's been AGES since I watched the show, me and my aunt loved it to death. Man, I agree it wasn't the same in the later season but I still liked it. Man, I wish I can see this again.

51. Yeah, Azumanga Daioh made me nostalgic for high school again. Oh god, I BAWWWWed when Chiyo was crying while signing the school's graduation song. I felt so incredibly sad when the episode ended and hoped that they always will a close bunch even after high school.

52. You should be honest if your friendship is worth anything. It's better to admit you're over the fandom than force yourself to pretend to enjoy it. It's not a true friendship if you can't be truthful even if it might separate you. If she's a good friend, she'll understand.

55. Oh Weiss Kreuz, even the bad fanfiction was better than the series (TV series, OVAs, the B Side manga). But I loved Koyasu and Seki's portrayal of Ran/Aya and Ken. I wish it was a good show without so many QUALITY moments and bad writing. It's nothing wrong if you're having a blast!

59. CATCH. MY. HEART. VERY MELON!
Oh god, Wakamoto was too damn awesome in that role.

69. Even a monkey can write better porn than 95% of it in hentai.

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[khym-chanur.livejournal.com]

Oh, there was a DN arc named "Yotsuba"? I was wondering how in the world anyone would connect Yotsuba to DN.

[(Anonymous)]

55. Me, too, on both counts. I like the good fic, too, but nothing will cheer me up faster when I'm in a bad mood than really atrocious, nonsensical, OOC WK fic.

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[stopcounting.livejournal.com]

Thank god standardized tests can't check spelling or grammar.

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[alenxa.livejournal.com]

I had also decided that this must explain how the poster does so well.

[jblankbluth.livejournal.com]

06. iawtc, and said almost those exact words a while ago.

15. Matsuda? I love Matsuda. I think people confuse his innocence and naivete for stupidity, but he serves a very important plot service.

20. How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Wilson after all he's been through? He loves House, he's been through three divorces, and his best friend's a user and a cheater. ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS DRAMA AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIM. HE'S A HUMAN. LEAVE WILSON ALONE.

But seriously, he puts up with so much shit from House. Wilson could leave House seizing on the floor and I'd say bully for him. House deserves what he got in that scene, and definitely doesn't deserve to have Wilson as a friend.

37. Jews! Munch, Wilsey and Kyle hells yeah

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[callmejude.livejournal.com]

I agree with the secret writer, but I see where you're coming from. I mean, of course House doesn't deserve someone like Wilson. House is a total ass - especially to Wilson, and Wilson shouldn't have to deal with that because he's (all things considered) a good person. But the thing is, is that Wilson always does put up with it, and he loves House, and then all of a sudden he's leaving House barely cognizant in a puddle of his own vomit on the floor of his apartment on Christmas Eve? I mean, wow, talk about extreme ends of the spectrum. I just thought it was very unlike Wilson to do something like that, is all.

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[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS. No one wants porn with plot, and if they say they do, then it's not the actual act simulation they're seeking from it.

[rmarques.livejournal.com]

33. Guess I should tell my teacher that his marriage is set for failure even thought it has been going strong for a while now, since he met his wife on an IRC chat. ;__; Curse ye, future telling anon! Couldn't you have told us that earlier?

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

20. I know what you mean - I ship House/Wilson like it's going out of style, but his leaving House on the floor on Christmas Eve was a little too much for me to handle. It didn't seem very like him, either - I mean, all the other times something like that happens, he's there for whoever is in need. But his best friend? I mean, I know he was angry, but that's so extreme to leave him lying there!

[(Anonymous)]

20-I still ship House/Wilson, too (still one of my favourite pairings), but I mean... that particular scene just really disturbed me and brought back bad memories of my 'addict after surgery days' and what one of my friends did to me, so I did find what happened in that scene a little extreme as you said...

'FUCK GIRLY MEN' secrets in general

[(Anonymous)]

Is it so bad that the majority of girls prefer body types that match their boyfriend's rather than their dad's? >_>

Oh, don't do some comeback like 'they look more like girlfriends'.

Re: 'FUCK GIRLY MEN' secrets in general

[goat-writer.livejournal.com]

Sigh. Yet another anon misses the point entirely.

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[venomized.livejournal.com]

Oh god. That's pretty awesome.

[falco-999.livejournal.com]

61. *flailing* I loved that book when I was a kid too! Can't say it prepared me for death, 'cos my grandparents died before I read it, and no one close to me has died since, happily. But, yes. I learnt John Ball's rhyme from it by heart: "When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then a gentleman?" Ah, it was a wonderful book.

FORMER NOT!SECRET

[(Anonymous)]

(NOW 70.)

THANK YOU, MODS!

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

01. That's awesome. XDDD I love doing nerdy things like that.

06. Yeah, the PW secrets are getting a little tiring...

10. That's one of my favorite AMVs, too. XD I LOVE it. It's making me actually want to watch the show, though...I think I will, one of these days.

15. Poor Matsuda! He's one of the few characters who are totally sympathetic in that series, I think. (L's cool, but a bit of a creep...)

16. Well, it was (loooosely) based on Snow White, so she kinda HAD to come back....

22. Hey, AU fanfic can be cool! As long as it's well thought-out and not...a badly written highschool AU, for example.

41. ...Sometimes I feel like this, but to be fair, I've really only got, like...one MAIN main fandom, and a bunch of little ones, some I haven't even completed the main series yet. (...That being said, PATRICK YOU NEED TO WATCH TUTU ONE OF THESE DAYS. D= I KNOW YOU READ MY COMMENTS NOW.)

[bad-luck-bird.livejournal.com]

22. Oh, you KNOW you like all that fanfic where the entire cast of FF VII is in high school or college. Don't pretend. ;)

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[khym-chanur.livejournal.com]

46) Hmmmm, are the any love-sim-esque animes out there where the childhood friend is also the tsundere?

51) Azumanga Daioh!

60) How, exactly, would one go about "bringing down" an LJ hosted HP sorting community?

[crystaldawn.livejournal.com]

25. I wanna live in your world.

36. I wonder if I know who that is...

55. I loved that series, too. The ending of Glühen pissed me off, though - WTF MAILBOX?!!?!

[mhari.livejournal.com]

28. Yes? Allow me to coin a phrase: It's not for you.

54. Best typo ever. ROGUE AI ON FANDOMSECRETS!

69. ...Best secret number ever.

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[(Anonymous)]

XDD Sorry about that, I didn't notice until it was posted - spell check didn't underline it for some reason, and I just didn't catch it 'cause, well, it had an N in it already, I guess. XD

-OP