[ Secret Post #459 ]

[shahni.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #459 ⌋

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Notes:

- Case's computer crashed, so 70 secrets were lost! If you don't see your secret this week, please re-submit them and we'll have them up! We're really sorry for the inconvenience!

Secrets Left to Post: 6 pages, 157 secrets from Secret Submission Post #066.
Secrets Not Posted: [1] take it to comments [2] Woah woah, easy does it, anon!, 0 broken links, [1] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: 45

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

... Okay, I have to ask: How the hell..?

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[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

01. Pretty much the excuse of 80% of his new fangirls.

08. hurrrr

Re: 1, 8

[hopelikefever.livejournal.com]

OT, but that icon... is so adorable.

[moebot.livejournal.com]

8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NABtRKp4NgU
54. He's got the ugliest outfit in 00. His hair looks greasy, too. :( Go bathe, Lockon. wtf.
67. This entire secret sort of pisses me off.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

GAY STUFF SHOULD BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE NAMED THAT

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

48) Ah, that's hilarious!

3, 5, 13, 24, 42, 47, 65

[unleashedfreak.livejournal.com]

3. That's just taking the yaoi size rule way out of bounds

5. Totally why I want a fandom. I want to see all the crap that comes out of it. It will make me laugh for days

13. I... think I might have seen that before

24. I have no idea why I find this secret adorable

42. He finally grew into his hair, and turned out pretty cute. For someone who is probably twice my age

47. I could be classed as an 'old fan'; I bought FFVII back in '97. And I still want the compilation, I think Advent Children is awesomesauce. I don't look down on you. :)

65. Aww. That was my first manga

13 op

[kaerran.livejournal.com]

It used to be on TV when I was a kid. That's all. Well, and I want to rewatch it. >>

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

1. Hey, if you at least take the time to learn where he came from, I won't complain. We can't all have been down with Nintendo since day one, and as long as the newcomers to old games are respectful and know their history, I'll welcome them

5. Funny secret is funny. Seriously though, fandom will be fandom. I think that having been exposed to it in younger years, has actually made me more resistant to it. And seriously, if you're gonna let something like fandom stop you from writing... maybe you weren't cut out for it to start with.

9. ... Dammit now I want to read it too. I HAVE NEVER READ A SPARKLY VAMPIRE NOVEL IN MY LIFE OKAY? I mean, Anne RIce was before my time, and I figure I will enver be a certified internet citizen unless I've suffered through at least ONE sparklypoo text about vampires in twue wuv. SO lay it on me secret maker: could this be the book I'm looking for if I want to punish myself with vampirical mary-sueishness?

11. You are a far braver being than me, to desire to see that mans no doubt terrible o-face.

17. I demand someone draw fanart of Ulquiorra trying and failing to eat cake now. And psoting it to capslock_bleach under the headline "The true reason for why the Saddest Clown In The World is the Saddest Clown In The World".

36-37. The positioning of those two secrets made me snicker.

Seriosuly though, Perseus/Medusa? Where does one even find the subtext there?

42. ... So you're one of the few on the internet who wouldn't mind a rickroll in the hay, so to speak? See me be the fiftieth person to say that joke.

Also, he's really held up well for the years. Not bad. Not bad at all.

49. Well, there has to have been at least ONE Belmont who wasn't cut out for the vampire hutning business... what's to say one of them didn't go into the lampmaking business?

51. Just outta curiosity then, what kind of pairings do you like, and were those pairings in that show?

55. Big boys, you are beautiful~?

66. Is that Final Fantasy 8? Heh... well, glad you did find someone, nonetheless. I just hope none of you had to be ejected into outer space before coming to terms with your feelings.

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[nangijala.livejournal.com]

42. ... So you're one of the few on the internet who wouldn't mind a rickroll in the hay, so to speak? See me be the fiftieth person to say that joke.

Actually I think you were the first one. :D

Mmmmm, hay fever. ;D

[penumbra.livejournal.com]

13: hpifawnklgsdnklsdnkl!!!1 I was thinking about White Fang just earlier today and how much I loved it as a kid.

[kaerran.livejournal.com]

I only wish I could find it again...

[quaedam.livejournal.com]

3. OKANE GA NAI IS A STEAMING HEAP OF SHIT and dear god even for that manga that art's unconscionably ugly D:

7. :(

37. Heh. :D What with the thousand peacock eyes on top of everything else I almost want to draw it. Like Samson and Delilah, only that much more hardcore. (also, Hermes/Argus/Hera OT3)

[quaedam.livejournal.com]

37. Oh, Perseus/Medusa. THAT TOO. Although there would be serious logistical problems--on the other hand--ample opportunity for pegging and tentacle porn! :D (there are a lot of biblical/mythological decapitation stories, actually--and I'd easily buy a smutty version of any one of them)

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[scootermcgaffin.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm sick of "if you like Martha, it's because hate Rose" and "If you hate Martha, it's because you like Rose" bullshit in the fandom.

So what if I don't like Martha for reasons that have absolutely nothing at all to do with Rose? What if I don't like her because she's an annoying, love-starved twit whose entire character can be summed up with the phrase "unrequited love angst"?

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[cyren-2132.livejournal.com]

60 is a him?? He looks like Ashlee Simpson post nose-job.

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[weaselistic.livejournal.com]

I think the consensus is that he looks like Meg Ryan, actually.

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[twelve.livejournal.com]

Cry moar.

Re: 58

[(Anonymous)]

NO U

:P

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[suntea.livejournal.com]

56. AGREED. So hard. I adore Orihime and everything about her character. If I ever continued Bleach, she'd be the reason why.
60. Ditto. God. Everything about FFX was perfect to me, you know?

We can't stop here. This is bat country!

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

20. I have to say I'm inclined to agree.

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[floralcloud.livejournal.com]

19. Tits or GTFO.
40. Don't feel bad. That's part of it for me too :)
42. FTW.
48. I think I should introduce you to someone I know.
51. I felt the same way about the Angelic Layer manga ;_;

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh ffs, this whole thing with just one of the "seme"'s hands being bigger than LOLOL KAWAII DESU UKE's head makes me cringe. Just stop it, yaoi mangaka. That kid would die of internal bleeding if he got raped.

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[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

1. yeah, it's alright, because you're actually getting to the root of the series, which a lotta people don't

3. is that guy SIXTEEN FEET TALL and the other guy FIVE FOOT NOTHING OR SOMETHING

also i just looked that series up

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHY I PRETTY MUCH ONLY READ MY OLD VOLUMES OF FAKE NOWADAYS FOR BUTTFUCKERY ROMANCE

IT IS BECAUSE OF HURF GUH STOCKHOLM SYNDROME RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

CAN'T STOP THE RAPE/LOVE TRAIN WHOO WHOOOOOOOOO

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42. yeah, rick astley now cleans up pretty well

me, i'd bang jeff goldblum circa deep cover because he is fucking INSANE



44. kinda difficult, as i think wammy house breeds poorly socially prepared crazies

they're smart as all balls

just not very good with people

47. SO LONG AS YOU GIVE BARRET SERIOUS HIGH FIVES I DO NOT CARE WHEN YOU HAVE PLAYED FF7

I PLAYED FF7 WHEN I WAS A RETARDED MIDDLE SCHOOLER

I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES ME ANY BETTER

PROBABLY MAKES ME WORSE

49. FUCK RICHTER

SIMON BELMONT YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRS

lol i miss old castlevania art

70. TO HELL WITH YOU

GUMSHOE/EDGEWORTH

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[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

I was this close to going "FUCK YEAH BARRET HE NEEDS HIS OWN GAME!"

But then I started thinking, and remembered Dirge of Cerberus. And I asked myself: would giving Barret his own game really be a service to him? Perhaps it would be for the better just to let the man have his dignity.

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[satora-chan.livejournal.com]

9. Voted as "Secret that Cracked Me Up." I don't really know why! I just read it and laughed hysterically.

[norrowa.livejournal.com]

56. THANK YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am so there with you.

addendum!

[norrowa.livejournal.com]

7. ... what does it say about me that I ship it (in canon-'verse, at least) because it's fucked up...? >_>

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[luminolftw.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME? THEY ACTUALLY SPARKLE? -skimmed the book-

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[haunter]

YES THEY ACTUALLY SPARKLE.

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[(Anonymous)]

IAWTC

[pimmy.livejournal.com]

51. I am the exact same way. ahh. I tend to just STOP half the shojou manga I try to read because the girl starts falling for the really stupid guy instead of the ones i find far superior! wierd and selfish yes, but DARNIT most of the guys they fall for SUCK.

[tulleskirt.livejournal.com]

5. Shit like that makes me hate fandom. I wouldn't mind things like rule 34, but endless entitlement bitchery? No thanks.
9. The sparkly vampires are all too real.
19. Woo, Revy cosplay! (and I kind of know how you feel.)
20. I have honestly never found Johnny Depp attractive, but I do think he's a great actor.
37. Otp.
42. And he'll never give you up. He'll never let you down.
58. Scroll past?

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[(Anonymous)]

Whoo, Revy!


(I'm glad to have a little understanding. I hate being secretly this shallow. I really fucking hate it. And yet I feel this ingrained sense of need to defy the 'geek' stereotype of a fat basement dweller, and moreover I've only just begun to realize just how much it's been ingrained in my psyche, against my noticing, that my self worth as a woman relies heavily on physical appearance.)

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[rktikfox.livejournal.com]

29. I would be disappointed if they didn't. HAW!

42. WHY WON'T HE AGE?! but not dressing like a goober and dancing his little dance DOES help...AUGH

45. This is why I treat AC, DoC and CC like FANON. |

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[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

PSYCHONAUTS ICON my day has been made

#55

[nangijala.livejournal.com]

I agree. so. much.

P.S. Mmmm Parkman. Domenow. ♥

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[eatenbyfangirls.livejournal.com]

45. I. Agree. Totally. And I usually like Aerith better. :( Crisis Core was a reversal for me. Where are my loyalties? :: sads ::