[ SECRET POST #471 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #471 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 331 secrets from Secret Submission Post #068.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

24

[erinptah]

...dear FSM, you're right.

Too Big 2.

[lycaonvulpes.livejournal.com]

ILU, have mah babehs! That series needs more love and definitely more fic...of those pairings! :D

[purple-kama.livejournal.com]

17. Don't know the person, but I'm stealing this idiom XD

23. Agreed and quoted for truth. It's no secret actual Sues irk me, but ease off the newbies, people.

27. I always thought Usopp has sexy hair and lips.

35. Moving on.

38. Hey! Don't know the character but that's pretty awesome. Props.

55. See, I think canon is overrated and I'll never understand the fetish most people seem to have for it. Canon is not an unbreakable rule nor a saviour for your ship. Get over it, people.
I'd rather be an active fan and make fanwork than watch/read everything passively. I don't care if anyone calls me "delusional" or anything.

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

3. Well, needing to be saved doesn't always mean no guts. It takes some to endure hardships, which all of these girls did.

12. Usopp=WIN FOREVER
12/27 OTP~ :D

40. Calvin? O_o But he's six...Damn you rule 34

43. XD Ranma is a guy depending on the temperature of the contents of the bucket that random old woman #45 has dumped on him.

55. It's...not canon last time I checked

Re: 43

[(Anonymous)]

... tell me something I don't know >.>

06

[thrives.livejournal.com]

YES GOOD

[zinnia-ziegler.livejournal.com]

4. I swear, as much as I love DN, I think I'm more entertained by the stupid brought about by fandom. ♥

18. I was never interested in the house elves, which I equated with "not liking" but Kreacher's entire flashback story and Dobby's death were the only points in reading DH that actually made me cry...

[autumnrain]

14- I agree. He's SCARY.
23- Thank you, that makes me want to write moar. Also, great image, I lol'd :D
31- It isn't! It's lovely! That movie was my childhood :(
40- Calvin?! But he's like.. SIX. Was he aged up, at least? I mean, I like him for his wit and devil-may-care attitude, but...
43- Nooo, Sora is Cloud's lovechild with Aerith! I'm sure of it!

Re: 43

[(Anonymous)]

AND THAT WOULD MAKE IT EVEN HOTTER >=D

11, 38

[boombangbing.livejournal.com]

11 - ME TOO. Same fandom and all. I think it's kind of awesome, though.

38 - Awesome. I've done that too, and got told I looked beautiful! Guys like short skirts, who knew? (BTW, for me it was Veronica Mars)

11 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's awesome too. (The identity crisis thing was really because she'll know it's about her, and she'll be amused.)

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[yuliee.livejournal.com]

We all know Walter would be better for hatesex anyway. Less 'figment of James' imagination', more 'misogynistic serial killer'.

... Err, you have to admit though, if he'd actually been raised with some kind of functioning family (read: not been abandoned by his mother) instead of the cult. He'd be pretty hot.

I think.

Re: 14

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Err, you have to admit though, if he'd actually been raised with some kind of functioning family (read: not been abandoned by his mother) instead of the cult. He'd be pretty hot.

I think.

Actually I always wonder what would have happened if Frank had kept baby Walter. He'd have had a father and a brother (and presumably a mom, though we don't know for certain... well, technically we don't know for certain who Frank is but still.)

He definitely might have been hot. (I think he'd need to do something about the hair though. Don't kill me.)

I've always wanted to write that.

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[suriyawong.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE

OH WAIT BUT TRIVIALIZING RAPE IN FICTION IS THE EQUIVALENT OF CONDONING IT IN REAL LIFE HA HA HOW COULD I FORGET

I think it's more humourous than sexy, personally. STOP RAPING YOURSELF JAMES

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[jennifer.livejournal.com]

07 - For what it's worth, I did too, but only because I know people that work for them and I know those people are fighting the good fight. I can't say more, but I promise, people are fighting the good fight.

42 - I couldn't agree more.

53 - Illegible secret is illegible. (I think I'm glad I can't read it, if it's trolling as badly as the comments say.)

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[kazokuhouou.livejournal.com]

14. I do not get the appeal of Pyramid Head. There. I said it.

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[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

24: LOL! THAT IS AMAZING.

53. I honestly don't understand how you can be a racist and love To Kill a Mockingbird.

comments

[marcman2020.livejournal.com]

01. Understandable... but that's all the more reason to try to enjoy them more while they're around

03. wow... my father sucks too, so I understand why you like them... maybe one day you will have the guts to do so...

04. In-fuckin-deed

09. Wow... (btw, I really gotta see this movie one day)

12. Understandable, which is why I like him myself and identify with him... however, I don't think he's that weak in all honestly *shrug*

13. Gambit makes me feel the same way sometimes...

14. Agreed... don't worry, I'm with you on that

18. And he always made me and mom scared to death.... no offence, but he's CREEPY...

21. YOU MUST DIE!!!! >=(

22. wow... vice versa for me

27. Heh... yeah, be nice and gentle with Usopp, Please XD

29. You cried becuase they didn't get together? ooooookay...

31. Ouch...

33. Meh, I totally understand why you'd do it and why you wouldn't be proud today (still, I kinda support you doing it XP)

40. WOW...

50. Perhaps either becuase they think he's funny, a bishie, or hot paired with some other dude (most likely Rude)

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

01. Understandable, but you'll move on to greener fandoms while still keeping the older ones in your heart.

03. Why, just to defy him? Bit of a rebellious-teen excuse.

11. A lot of people hold the same opinions, like the same characters and ship the same pairings. Not that uncommon.

14. Wouldn't that pyramid get in the way?

16. I've only really met one couple online, and they mesh so very well. They give me hope and warm fuzzy feelings.

23. Mary Sue... bug peen.

WHAT.

(Rule) 34. The cackles would be delightful,
The fangirls' cries so frightful.

39. Fandom's helped me be who I am, and it's a large part of my life, but it's not everything.

... okay, maybe it is. For now, at least.

40. *giggle* Stared? Voyeurism muOMG SETH GREEN HAI THAR

41. Milk! I just had some with choklit.

44. Fandom closets suck. I wish I weren't in it.

48. LEMONY SNICKET IN F!S WOO

49. That annoys me too, and I do sometimes wonder how they write in school.

Crack open a book, read some dialogue, go from there. Not that hard to do.

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[(Anonymous)]

I personally thought it was one of the funniest typos I've done in a while. XD

-OP

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

.49 haaaaa I took creative writing in college and I've done a shitload of editing and betaing, both professional and for fun. Nobody knows how to punctuate dialog anymore, trust me. It's like Dodo bird.

.51 And Gary Oldman is even older than the character. I love Sirius but … I don't get it.

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[misterwalnut.livejournal.com]

32. OH MY GOD YES.

After I played through the original games, I scared myself shitless thinking about the plot at night. When I told my friends, they were like, 'k stop being paranoid, the graphics aren't the least bit scary' - but alas, I have found someone who understands!

Re: 32

[(Anonymous)]

\;A;/

I know, I know! Like.. finally.. a plot that can keep me up at night! *_*; I can't help but recall those terrifying chase scenes in 7DaS, the exact moment before I drift off to sleep... =.=

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[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

24. OMG YES! AWESOME.

26. niicoly, IS THAT YOU??

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[niicoly.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

:(

[flowerofsin.livejournal.com]

14. But watching someone else in that position is.
16. Um...
35. Well, some have substance, but they are largely made to fulfill a need.
48. That probably won't hold up in court.
55. I wish people would ship what they like and not worry about whether or not it becomes canon. I have a sneaking suspicion that none of the competing parings will be made irrefutable canon.

Too Big 1:

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

Too Big 1:

...

First let me say that I have never thought Shakespeare was the best thing ever. I find his plays, though very good, to be over-played, and I personally think he's held on a pedestal that is far too high. I believe that many of his self-proclaimed "fans" simply like him because they believe it makes them look intelligent.

That said, let me also say that the hatred I have reserved for Mr. Charles Dickens is his alone - and I have never hated another author as much as I despise him. I find him to be exceptionally long-winded; he weaves such an intricate tapestry of adjectives that by the end of the sentence, the reader's forgotten what he's even describing in the first place. In Great Expectations, the man went on for a paragraph as to why his character's name was "Pip" for Christ's sake. I could rant about that for much longer, but I won't.

Long story short, I agree that many Shakespeare fans are pretentious, I must admit that my opinion on Dickens fans differs very little. In all honesty (and I know that as an English major I'll get hung out to dry for this), I find most "classic literature" to be highly overrated. Hawthorne, Shakespeare, Dickens...to be honest literature doesn't start to truly interest me until about the mid-1860s, when Mark Twain came onto the scene and used plain English in his books, rather than the ultra-flowery wordplay that those prior had done.

Regard me as you wish - I know most people look down on me for disliking everyone's ostentatious favourites, but I don't really care. Thank you, and good night.

Re: Too Big 1:

[hlagol]

Word, to this whole awesome reply.

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[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

I've never seen the movie, but...

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[yokokaru-chan.livejournal.com]

Pff I'm sure.

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[(Anonymous)]

46. OMG where did you get that manip? It looks just like one I made for 4chan to piss people off XD

OP of 46

[(Anonymous)]

I got it from 4chan, so you probably made it!

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[(Anonymous)]

Because English-language punctuation is not easy for everyone, especially when you write in multiple languages. I want to improve but people don't help, they just mock.

Re: 49

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

Do you put an author's note at the beginning saying that? If not, you should. Also, style guides are your friend--Google "style guide punctuation" or whatever.

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[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

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