[ SECRET POST #478 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #478 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 330 secrets from Secret Submission Post #069.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

39

[x-drear-x.livejournal.com]

I don't even get how anyone can say he's an asshole. Suzaku deserves more love ;_;

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[speaky-bean.livejournal.com]

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If you don't expect anyone to know who the band is, put their name in the secret. Some people might know the band and listen to them all the time, but not know what the band members look like.

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Ah! This was one of the only fantasy series I ever actually liked! ♥

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[goldenveila.livejournal.com]

21. Hmm. Well, part of me as a naturally thin person wants to defend Keira here. I don't think her size is unhealthy by default, and sometimes it can be very difficult to put on weight with certain metabolisms and such. I know this from experience. However, I really don't think that dress is doing her any favors. It looks like it was made for someone with a much bigger chest, kind of hanging off her, making her look skinnier than she actually is. Gorgeous color and nice fit from the waist down, but the top part... no. :(

34. I read the first two books in this series, a loooong time ago. I remember enjoying the writing style and the author's adaptation of fairy tales very much, but since I was maybe 12 or 13 at the time, I was a bit put off by some of the more graphic scenes. My parents would have flipped if they knew the stuff I was reading in those books, ha. It made me feel guilty so I didn't read them anymore or get the third book. :P Amusing to see them in a secret, as they're pretty obscure. Never heard anyone else talking about them before.

#20

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

Oh how I loved "The Kids in the Hall". I sometimes think that myself. Although, there was this one time where I posted a "mock" letter to the peanut-eater on my downtown bus, and one of my friends thought I had yanked it from one of their skits. I was beaming. But I couldn't tell him that!

[(Anonymous)]

42. Yeah, um... gay porn? Has actual men in it.

Congratulations, not only are you a homophobe, you're a liar. Or at least a moron. Either way, you're disgusting. Shut your filthy fucking mouth and get the fuck off the Internet, you sick, stupid cunt. Better yet, go shoot yourself in the head. The gene pool doesn't need sick fucks like you in it.

[stormithe.livejournal.com]

Look who's talking. OP said he/she didn't like when they were all girly and effeminate and preferred them act like men, not women. Is that so much to ask? And that OP does not like gay porn, do you expect EVERYONE to like gay porn? What if they're not comfortable with it, or they think it's gross. Get over it, not everyone runs around screaming "OH MY GOD I LOVE GAY PEOPLE WHEEE!" because obviously that's not how the world works. And ironic, how you seem to have thought you were going to settle an issue and have like... peace on earth or something with this one comment, filled with more obscene hate-spewing than the secret. Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

43. Yet another reason to hope for canon!Zutara, then :D :D :D

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[venomized.livejournal.com]

Luffy hating never made any sense to me either. Teen wangst can't handle anyone with a backbone, jesus.

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[lil-lost-kitten.livejournal.com]

3. I agree. I did actually keep watching the show (up to ep 165) ... but it never got that good again. So the entirety of my love for Naruto comes about within the first 19 eps.

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[rebelintosanity.livejournal.com]

I would if I wasn't convinced he was gay. Otherwise, like the six fists of Shiva.

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[(Anonymous)]

I agree that he probably is gay, but he definitely wouldn't admit it himself. XD (I definitely don't ship him with like every male character ever... nope, not me. And by every male character I mean mainly Gregory and Miles.) I mean, he did obviously have a heterosexual relationship at some point in his life, but that means nothing.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's madly in love with him and would hit him faster than.... er, I'm out of bad metaphors. I would say "the fist of an angry god", but you already made a fist of a god reference.

[shobogan.livejournal.com]

Shipping secrets in general - why is it so important to you for your ships to be canon? It doesn't make you a better fan. It doesn't mean everyone will suddenly like your pairing. It doesn't give you the right to bash other peoples' preferences.

Just accept your subtext and move on, will you? Slash fans have been doing that for ages.

[radiopowered.livejournal.com]

That... that was beautiful.

;_;

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[radiopowered.livejournal.com]

5. See icon for reaction. I'm afraid you're confusing your own fangirl/fanboy delusions to a word most people cling to frantically and never attain, which is called 'canon'. Zoro/Luffy ARE NOT 'TOGETHER' IN THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE. I'll bring up a past secret that came up talking about how pairing up anyone in the strawhat crew or, for in my opinion, anyone in the One Piece world, is pretty darn ridiculous. It just isn't going to happen. We have fic, we have fanart, we have our own imaginary POV of the situation, but there is no real shipping going on in OP, or with the strawhats. They are a FAMILY. Possibly friend's with benefits.

By the way, I am a fan of Zoro/Sanji, Sanji/Luffy, and Zoro/Luffy. I might be a huge fan of Zoro/Sanji, but I do not believe it outranks Zoro/Luffy, and I don't think Zoro/Luffy outranks Zoro/Sanji just because Zoro was the very first recruit Luffy attained. Each member of the strawhats has an equally strong bond to each of his/her fellow strawhats.

plz to not be bringing up useless pairing wars in my One Piece kthx. ♥

Now I feel sick to my stomach because I probably just argued with a troll. Insert epic Oda BAWWWW-ing here.

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[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

For some reason (and from looking a bit at the fandom, a lot of people seem to agree with me XD) I find it very easy to consider most of the Strawhats friends with benefits, heh.

But really, I ship Luffy/Zoro, and don't want to imagine them with anybody else (unless it's simply a question of adding... *ahem*). But that's, you know, my personal taste, and I happily encourage other people to ship whatever they like (though more Luffy/Zoro shippers would be fun, of course). The more diversity in fandom, the better.

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[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

#42: Naruto fandom - and holy crap do I agree.

#43: Avatar fandom - spdjapwejapejpwdapowiepa WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDDDDD:

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[stormithe.livejournal.com]

42. ILU OP

49. Who are these girls? 0_o

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[capn-mactastic.livejournal.com]

Nah, men without pants are awesome.

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[akai_senshi.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

What's with all the penis-hate?

[akai_senshi.livejournal.com]

3. Aww. *hugs* May I recommend you watch Yu Yu Hakusho? They have a lot of those moments in there.

5. But…One Piece is the gennest gen that ever genned!!!

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26. Interesting…I honestly think that these stem from a fear of lack of control. Fans can’t control real-life gay people like they can slash, but they also fear losing control over rapefic and putting the idea to rape in someone’s head.

37. *applause*

42. I agree with you (somewhat), and I’m gay myself. MOAR MUSCLEY GOODNESS PLZ. DOWN WITH BLUSHING GIRLY TWINKS.

48. Damn.

55. Yeah, Bleach is getting to be like DBZ in that regard.

[shobogan.livejournal.com]

42. Gods forbid men don't conform to your standard of masculinity.

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[singing-sparrow.livejournal.com]

20. Yay KITH! Yeah, I ref their stuff all the time, and nobody gets it. :(
32. Barrowman IS drugs. I would really love to see him someday. Any hope of doing a North American tour?

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[marcman2020.livejournal.com]

2. nothin wrong with that

3. agreed and understanable. Haku and Zabuza's moment was big and no other moment in the series can compare to it

5. well I know Zoro is loyal to Luffy and would die for him, so it's an understandable ship. But I ship Robin with Luffy... am I an idiot? >.>

6. Scary... and I don't know why

16. yeah, never understood much of the humor/jokes with Sam and Max *shrugs*

17. Agreed, what the hell will happen in the future with them? maybe the next few movies will show?

19. Ouch... I feel bad for whoever that's directed to...

22. FURRY!!!!!

24. this makes me think of a Ctrl Alt Del strip (which was the ONLY funny strip I've ever seen from them)

28. wow...

31. Understandable, Snake is too cool... I'm sad to see him go too

36. ...... *mouth drops* Meh, not surprised *shrugs*

37. No idea

42. amen, but do you have to hate gay porn too? I mean, seeing actual dude on dude action is different from reading crappy fanfiction or shitty fan art

43. I understand. there are certain ships I hate, but I can't name or else the fandom will eat my head

54. Heh... reminds me of my mom... don't worry, you're not alone

55. wow... well your opinion

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[(Anonymous)]

I have actually discussed fannish overexcitement with my shrink, and he says it's actually normal and nothing to worry about.

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[eleisons.livejournal.com]

29. ... You're amazing. I feel the exact same way but so introverted about it and you nailed it. Thank you so much. I want you to know that I know how you feel.

[bobalunatic.livejournal.com]

7. ... Jesus... slash...? I should have expected it, but... I'm having a very hard time comprehending... (He looks gorgeous in that picture, though. *_*)

14. Ouch lol.

39. I haven't been caught up on Code Geass lately, but I just wanted to let you know that I laughed at the random. xD

42. OH GOD YES. I'm not sure if I feel as strongly as you do, but it really, really bothers me when male (and sometimes female) characters cry during sex. One, it's going to be OOC 99% of the time, and two, it reminds me of rape. To me, rape = terror/trauma = not fun. It's supposed to be a good thing, right? So why would you start crying like your mother just died?

[deadsies.livejournal.com]

42. In all my slashy OTPs, I will not tolerate crying during sex of any sort! They might be gay/bi whatever BUT THEY'RE STILL MEN.

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[(Anonymous)]

Geez, I wanto be like that to someone I like, person who just laugh off nasty comments, be patient and don't get angry of stupid things. Cuz person who I like, is little like Gokudara

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[(Anonymous)]

i was just going through old secrets because i'm bored and omg! i never thought i would ever see an animal collective secret!

[smilbe.livejournal.com]

39 - Finally someone agrees with me! And I don't keep it a secret at all--I announced it on MSN!