[ SECRET POST #487 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #487 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 223 secrets from Secret Submission Post #070.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

08, 34, 38. Lots of sheep secrets today

20. Trivial secret is trivial. If you really liek mudkips enough to care significantly, than a few people quoting an internet fad at you shouldn't stop you from admitting it. When people say talk about the hearsay regarding your preference towards mudkips, they aren't sarcastically insulting mudkips. They're just being stupid and recycling a stupid line that is only seen as funny because it's been said a million times.

27. I kinda want to see that movie just so that I can feel justified in my indignation every time it comes up. I just can't stand to see The Beatles handled poorly, and everyone who's opinions I've trust has told me it was bad.

30. o_O I can see why this is a secret. TMI.

32. If I heard "DW" out of any sort of context, I'd probably think of Arthur's sister.

38. I can see where you're coming from with the homosexuality stuff, and furry too. I'll even admit that there's no real logical reasoning behind my distaste of consensual incest. BUT as an agnostic, I can't understand how anyone could perceive rape as anything but extremely, reprehensibly amoral. I guess I could even forgive someone for liking dubcon if they could honestly distinguish fiction from reality and understand where people who don't like it are coming from. But I can't help but think very low of you for bringing into question anyone's character based on the fact that they don't like dub- or especially noncon for ANY REASON. Here outside the box rape is still a hideous atrocity.

46. I wish there weren't any shows for the sexual objectification of children of either gender.

52. Ha ha ha, that's a cute secret. I've been known to misread characters names for the duration on books as well. Like I thought that the guy in Jurassic Park was Dennis Nerdy.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

27. Take it from one who prides herself on being a true Beatles fan - the movie's cheesy. None of the remakes do the Beatles justice, but they aren't trying to remake them better. They are fun, though, and the movie's cute. I'd say at the very least, it's worth a watch, but don't watch it thinking it's going to do anywhere near as amazingly as John, Paul, George and Ringo did, 'cause that's just downright impossible, anyway.

-OP

Also, I just thought I had to add: Dennis Nerdy = ftw. That really should have been his name, considering Dennis was played by Wayne Knight in the movie. XD

[kaatsu.livejournal.com]

22: Yeeeahhh, someone I met yesterday IRL pulled the "HET EWWW" card. I'd been assuming that people that did that in fandom were dumb squealy seventeen-year-olds, and hey, I was right!

23: But but but penises are so nice to touch! And blowjobs are just so much fun!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR COCK

60: Adiane was awesome as hell, wtf. Half of Viral's appeal is seeing him get bitchslapped around, and it's even better when it's by a hot gar scorpion lady.

23, 38

[j-a-lie.livejournal.com]

23. Ahahaha...I completely agree.

38. Here we go, bligatory religion secret *facepalm* But seriously, what reasons would you accept, barring 'I had a trauma' etc? People who find them disgusting usually also have religious influences around them and their culture. I honestly can't think of why someone would dislike the things you listed unless they have some sort of religious background, but feel free to enlighten me.

They're fiction anyway, there's no harm in staying inside a certain box.

Oh lots

[kowaiyoukai.livejournal.com]

5 - Reborn sucks so bad. I've never even tried reading the fic.

6- LOL

11 - That is so awesome. ^_^*

18 - Soubi/Ritsuka is one of the hottest pairings ever. Masochism FTW. :P

28 - This irritates me. Dean/Sam is SPN is not about the fact that they're brothers. It's about the fact that they've got one of the most complex, emotionally involved relationships ever. The incest is a side thing, although it should be mentioned, but it's not about that at all. I hate it when people think that's what wincest is all about. :<

34 - EWE: Epilogue What Epilogue. It means the author's ignoring the epilogue for the fic.

36 - Bobby is definitely not as amazing as everyone thinks he is.

38 - I completely agree.

49 - Nope, fanfic makes people better in bed. At least, that's what I've heard when I've discussed it with people. B/c a lot of fanfics that have pron are really out there stuff, and people get crazy with it. *shrugs*

51 - Probably not. You just need someone who agrees with your perceptions of being in a relationship. Get someone in the fandom. :P

57 - Sorry for sucking, but this game looks familiar and I can't place it. What is it?

61 - The best parts of KHII were the Riku/Sora scenes. Agreed. A lot of the Disney stuff was ridiculous and time-wasting. Bah.

66 - Tell me about it. I've got a final 15-20 page paper duh tomorrow at 7 pm, and I've got nothing on it so far. But the wincest and Harry/Draco fics were really good! -_-;;

68 - :D

Re: Oh lots

[(Anonymous)]

61. I like Disney, but I agree that the worlds felt tacked on in KHII. I played the game three times, and I still don't know what the point of even going to the Disney worlds were. In KHI the worlds and story just flowed so much better.

[yentai.livejournal.com]

30. Holy douche-nuts from hell. WTFUZZ?!

[(Anonymous)]

#30: I'm not going to come right out and say that what you're doing is wrong, but I will be implying it.

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[queen-liah.livejournal.com]

oh my god, Calamity Jane secret. You just made my day :D

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[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

11. That's awesome. I'd love to carry mine around, but my purse is already too full and I don't carry anything but my phone in my pockets out of habit. Still, as a SM fan I can't help but grin at that.

30. Um, ew. I love RPing and all, but there are priorities, and bathroom usage is pretty high up there. Ever seen the South Park World of Warcraft episode where Cartman yells for his mom to bring down a toilet pan so he can crap without stopping WoW? Yeah, that's pretty f-in' gross.

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[arcadiaego.livejournal.com]

17: Ack, I kind of feel your pain. She's always dealt very much with trying to find an appropriate way of embracing religion or the lack of it and has always seemed troubled by it. I think she probably still loves those characters fiercely as well, even if she skirts around the idea because it clearly makes her uncomfortable.

I was going to post this anonymously because no one else ever says anything other than 'she's a nutcase' or seems to get bothered by it all, but what the hell.

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[olorwen.livejournal.com]

I would open it with you. Are You Being Served is such a lovely show!

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[siriuslyyellow.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously. *anger*

First off, this is not even really a secret. Have you no friends irl or on lj that you can honestly talk to KH about? :<

Second, I agree that the ending was the best part, and that the Disney plot was way too overdone. I mean, we seriously did not need to re-visit every town, come on, squeenix.

HOWEVER!! KH2 fixed every gaming problem I had with KH1. The gummi ship sequences were better. The fighting was better. EVERY complaint as a gamer that I had, they fixed. (Except for Ariel's world, which sucked balls.)

SO WHY COMPLAIN? It was bangin' awesome. This pisses me off. Seriously, the plot was not bad. I didn't like the repetitiveness, but that's no reason to not like the whole game. Plus, Riku being in your party ROCKED. And akuroku? LOVE!

Go back and play it again. It's a videogame, not a fanfiction. -.-;;

Re: 61

[(Anonymous)]

It's a secret because the internet still basically worships this game. Most of my friends don't want to listen because they're fans or they've never played the games and therefore don't care.

I liked the old battle sytem from I. I did like the gummi improvement, but I thought the battle system stunk.

The plot was terrible. Because there WASN'T a plot. There were POTENTIAL plots, but in the end, I can still barely make heads or tails of what the hell was going on. And Axel/Roxas isn't my cup of tea. Slash in general, really. Riku was good, I guess. But that doesn't outweigh the negatives in my eyes.

I've played it several times, thanks. And because it's a video game means I can't like it and have opinions against it?

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[waltzofthemoon.livejournal.com]

16. I seriously cannot fathom this picture. Moot and Randall at the same table? MY MIND, IT IS BLOWN.

27. IAWTCx100000 When I saw that in theaters the first time it was a serious BAAAW fest. Doesn't help that I'm from Detroit. ;_;

[myazureskye.livejournal.com]

11. I used to have one of those!

27. Me too.

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[johnnypurple.livejournal.com]

16. I think I ship the XKCD guy and the Dinosaur comics guy. Even more so now having seen what they look like in your secret. :D

23. lol ugly peens! There's a reason one euphemism for sex is "rubbing uglies"!

34. "Epilogue, What Epilogue?" http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/ are your friends. http://www.subreality.com/glossary/terms.htm is a glossary of terms used in fanfiction. Everyone starts out as a newbie, but there are places you can ask your newbie questions and get fast answers! If all that fails, try Google (http://www.google.com). :)

51. Why does sex have to be taken seriously? Yes, I'd say do it with someone who respects and cares for you (and you them), but you don't have to take it seriously. It's meant to be fun!

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[xreddestinyx.livejournal.com]

I heard his cover of "This is Halloween" on the radio once, and I really, really dug it. But I didn't know who it was at the time. Then the radio guy said who it was, and I was like "OH MY GOD I JUST LIKED MARILYN MANSON TIME TO BASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL NOW AHHHH!"

I've coninced myself that, since it was written by Danny Elfman, it's really no more humiliating that liking Oingo Boingo. And I listen to them all the time.

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[callmejude.livejournal.com]

His cover of This is Halloween is bleeding awesome.

And Oingo Boingo FTWx905734905370583

[henada.livejournal.com]

#28

HAHA. I WAS AT THAT CONCERT. :DDDD

( And yeah, they're totally fucking. )

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[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

ZOMG KAGUYA HIME PICTURE FTW.

Also that IS a het picture, btw... Akira is female, Yui is male...

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[(Anonymous)]

17. Crazy Rice is crazy.
18. You are out of luck. Soubi only has a thing for a certain 12 year old boy. And no, he's not a damned pedo.
23. I'm going to have to agree to a certain point. Most of the time I think they're ugly and downright funny looking. But I think they look attractive depending on who they are attached too. ~.0
30. This is to all the people who replied to this...STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.

[tosshi.livejournal.com]

17. If I were a fan, it would have been ruined for me back when she threw a hissy fit about fans ruining her work by writing fanfiction. OLD CRAZY PROBLEMS ARE OLD.

54. =/ I know who this is, but even if I didn't, and applying this to anyone who relates: THAT IS SOMETHING HE WOULD SAY.

[tosshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. And Too Big 1? =) I wouldn't make fun of you. Practice makes perfect, so find someone you trust and try to build up your skills. It's never impossible!

[fickletastictot.livejournal.com]

06. O_O Someone direct me to fanfics of this pairing nao because that looks kinda hot.

07. D: I wanna find more of this fandom! I've only watched a little of this show but yeah, I had the exact same reaction to these two. xD

42 & 50. TOTES CLEVERLY-DISGUISED SHIPWAR FODDER..! I suddenly agree with the lesbianism comment in page 1 despite being in one of the ships mentioned. D:

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

23. Oh, whatever, hon. More cock and blowjobs for those of us who love 'em then!


30. If you're for real I'm...impressed? And glad I'll never have to live with you.

[arashi-tenkai.livejournal.com]

15. I was bitching about it because I didn't get a chance to become a millionaire. Yes, the CHANCE.

17. ANNE RICE IS INSANE. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S JUST A PHASE SHE'S GOING THROUGH. *coff* Actually, after Merrick, everything started to suck, IMHO. I still have the books though, from a very generous friend.

22. Ok. Rabid yaoi fangirl. She's the gross one if you ask me. What's so wrong about liking a het pair?! Most of my OTPs are het and I've been gay longer than I was a yaoi/yuri shipper. :/

25. XD; Actually, I think it's cool when characters break the fourth wall and interact with the audience!

31. When you mentioned Azula getting turned on by Mai and Ty Lee... I was thinking the same thing.

36. I agree with you. I've had it with that excuse.

61. Nomura milking the cash cow, yo.

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[akaiouja-fic.livejournal.com]

17. I read this secret and was like wait, did I post a secret with memory lapse, because that's exactly what I would have written. Oh why did you leave us Anne Rice?

27. Most insanely crying time scene ever. I bawled too, and so did the entire rest of the theatre.

35. o_o Whoa. That's really to amazing.

37. I love them. When she fell back into his arms on the stairs after singing sunshine, and Lorne turned around and made that face I almost died. Why doesn't Joss love his fandom?

40. I love him like burning! You're not alone!

49. Some days I wonder the same thing :/

51. Smut fic = ruined for relationships y/y? Not!secret me too...

55. Sounds exactly like my anime club. Except mine is at a local public library, and actually has the 13 year old screaming fanbrats. Eek.

58. I don't know if I've ever really seen gender. I'm sort of a beauty is beauty and not is not kind of person. *shrugs* Don't let gender fool you, it's just another way to segregate people.

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[blackhearts]

My question to you is serious, on the off chance you are not a giant troll.

Are your parents negligent? Because 1) UTIs should not cause you to need a diaper anyway, and 2) a UTI is something to go to the doctor and get medication for, not sit around in front of the computer for days on end with. So if your parents are buying these for you, and not making you go to the doctor, they must either be incredibly medically ignorant, or they do not care what you are doing with your body.

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[poynting-vector.livejournal.com]

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tl;dr but wtf happened to Kallen's tits in that picture? They're sagging backwards!

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Cute habit.

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WOW, FOUND M❤❤T

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M-me too ._.

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I sort of feel like that too. I'm not deeply into a few fandoms, instead, I take a dip into many. Get an account at MAL (myanimelist.net) if you want to find people with similar interests! Here (http://myanimelist.net/profile/paipan)'s mine! /PIMPITYPIMPINGPIMPIMP

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You need a new friend who's graduated from being a fanbrat.

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I've never seen the dub. Is there a clip of his dub voice somewhere?

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Every time a guy, regardless of orientation, joins in a friending meme in a fandom that's full of yaoi fangirls, he gets a TRUCKLOAD of friend requests ("OMG HE MUST BE GAY HAVE MY CUNT AND BABIES!!!"). I hope that's not what happened to you.

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OP is SIZE 16?

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Try the keyword "private".

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YYH secret❤

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I think it's called Digimon or Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Me too. Pico is not for me.

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*hugs* (If you don't mind one.)

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OH SNAP