[ SECRET POST #687 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #687 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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102.
[Life on Mars]


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103.
[Twilight]


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104.
[Bones]


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105. [repeat]


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106. [not fandom]


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[ET]


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[Twilight]


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113.
[Dragonball]


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[Lovers in 1K Apartment]


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[Twilight]


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[Eyeshield 21]


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[Terranigma]


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[train wreck syndrome]


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[Fushigi Yuugi]


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[Pushing Daisies]



Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 19 pages, 459 secrets from Secret Submission Post #099.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[thelymachy.livejournal.com]

131. DUDE. THAT'S MY STORE. I WORK THERE! WTF! I RECOGNIZE THAT PHOTO FROM BREAKING DAWN (AKA THE NIGHT OF EPIC FAIL & GLITTER) <-- author of 131 PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE OMG

[(Anonymous)]

147. Whoa, I'm late to the party tonight, but I bet you got some serious shit for that one. Bad timing for this secret to come out.

And yeah, I really do think a lot more people would like it. Is IS funny, it IS smart, and it IS one of the best shows on tv. If you don't think so, I honestly think you don't get it. Or are just an idiot. You are part of the same collective that got Firefly cancelled.

That said, 160: I hear you. I feel you. I'm so sorry. *hugs*

131, 137

[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

131. Same here. Guess how many copies of Twilight we sold today. :\ Thankfully we're having a hard time getting in the others, but I'm half-tempted to scalp my copies to a desperate customer to make some money.

137. Even though I love Adam Carolla, Norm MacDonald's Death > Adam Carolla's Death.

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

N!F2. I find it gross, too. Especially the smell. When I told some of my friends that, one of them was all, "It smells good! Do you even know what it smells like?" Um, yes, which is how I know it's so gross.

101. I know, right? "I'm not looking forward to starting college next year, because I'll be too old for fandom!" What. I didn't even get into fandom until I was nineteen. I hope I'm still finding things to be fannish about when I'm your age, whatever that is.

[(Anonymous)]

152. *foam, foam, foam* This will be on one of the last pages and no one will ever read it, I'm sure, but nevertheless it has to be said for the sake of my sanity:

OP, vast majority of posters... YOU'RE ALL WRONG

Yes, it is technically ya-oh-ee. But when it is spoken quickly in Japanese it is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT "yowie" there is no "WIE" sound in the Japanese language. You weeaboos know the Japanese word for blue, don't you? "Aoi"? What does that sound like when it's being spoken quickly and not enunciated or sung into "ah-oh-ee"?

AH-OY. THAT IS THE CORRECT DIPHTHONG.

IT IS THE SAME WITH YAH-OY. It is either YAH-OH-EE or YAH-OY none of the rest of you weeaboo faggots have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

((That said, it's been anglicized into "yowie", much like "karee-oh-kee" and that's fine. Just so long as you stop TALKING OUT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE RECTUMS like "yowie" has any bearing whatsoever in Japanese.))

[(Anonymous)]

THANK YOU

152

[(Anonymous)]

Why is everybody so obsessed with this? What difference does it make how people pronounce it? People pronounce "caramel" different ways and I don't go ape on the people that don't say it the way I think is correct.

(This comment goes to the other commenters on this particular secret, not to the maker of the secret itself. Because honestly, it's your opinion and I could care less what you think of people who pronounce it "yow-ee.")

[mlady-rebecca.livejournal.com]

131, 107 - Thank you, both.

107 - Those books are the bane of anyone who likes other vampire books. Never picked up J.R. Ward, but I'm willing to give them a try. I've never touched the "Twilight" books, but the fandom has turned me way off them.

131 - I hate that my favorite book site, GoodReads (http://www.goodreads.com/), has "Twilight" and "Harry Potter" as the permanent most popular, most read, and favorites. I wish I could scrape them off the top of the list to see the real selections, the real books, underneath.

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[black-g.livejournal.com]

Well holy shit, I was THERE at that B&N that night. I remember seeing those two.

And you, my friend, deserve a damn promotion.

Re: 131

[runonmoonlight.livejournal.com]

ooh, explain? I expect to probably want to hit my head against a wall after knowing. But I am curious.

[arwydd.livejournal.com]

113 - Ahahaha

120 - Ohai secret OP who may as well be me! :D I hear ya loud and clear. There's already a popular perception of bi as somehow not being a true sexuality, that we are somehow confused (hypocritical much, yes?). The fandom brats who insist on calling themselves bi over a silly fictional "crush" don't make it any easier.

132 - Geez, what is it today with secrets that I completely identify with?

152

[enjolras.livejournal.com]

152. God, people are seriously upset about this sort of thing? Man. Who the freak CARES.

130

[rockthetardis.livejournal.com]

WTH YST IN F!S!!!!

I love you. And you are right. It's as though the majority of fans never grew away from the Sues they wrote when they were ten. Seriously. Even I moved away from that. srsly.

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[sulwen.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. Johnny wears blood beautifully.

120, 123, 131, 148, 152

[shadowpoet89.livejournal.com]

120. I laugh because you're basically judging other people the way you're bitching about being judged.

123. That's really awesome. :)

131. Omg. How do you do it?

148. xD You know, I honestly never considered those emoticons to be Japanese. Just because you associate them with weeaboos doesn't mean that's who exclusively use them. That's like saying you automatically look down on people who wear the color red because some people you don't like wear it all the time. You kind of baffle me.

152. Yes, because if you don't know the proper pronunciation of a word that's not even in your language that makes you an idiot. Elitist fans never cease to crack my shit up. :)

Re: 120, 123, 131, 148, 152

[wingblossom.livejournal.com]

The OP's secret was silly to begin with, but most of the reactionary responses here are both defensive and self-righteous at best. It's one thing to not know how to pronounce a word, but arrogance over your own lack of knowledge is equally ridiculous.

COMMENTS

[shutenchouten.livejournal.com]

103.- That would kind of rock.

107.-If you're between 18-25, then you will have another member of the fandom. That book sounds awesome just from the title.

119.- Dude, Twilight fans scare the shit out of me. And I've been a part of Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, too many Yaoi series, Final Fantasy.

130.- Ronin Warriors!!! Dude, email me or something, I need more RW fans to talk to.

152.- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. If it is a Japanese word, PRONOUNCE AUTHENTICALLY

Re: 107

[(Anonymous)]

I am 23 so YAY!

They are very awesome books indeed. Adult erotic fiction in the idea of a harlequin romance, but with vampires and fistfights and a really quite excellent plot that follows from book to book. :D

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[sodapopgirl703.livejournal.com]

131. Your ability to hold back is amazing. I'd have been fired very quickly for chastising (and/or punching) every single one of those customers.

[(Anonymous)]

120. Someone I used to know once said to me that he doesn't believe that any girl is bisexual until they have had sex with another girl. Apparently girls are so affectionate that liking someone or finding them hot is not enough evidence of being bi. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking furious that made me. At the time I was dating another girl, although I hadn't actually had sex with them yet.

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[nathan-p.livejournal.com]

Oh thank God I was convinced it was just me.

... no, really.

152

[virescens.livejournal.com]

I just say slash. Because I speak English. :/

THIS

[(Anonymous)]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[forcedrhyme.livejournal.com]

131. I work in a book store, and I feel the same way.

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[bella-reeve.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! OMG BEST IDEA EVER! CAN I GET A COPY FOR ICON REASONS?! God best idea EVER

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[sashimi-salad.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. And share the same fascination with hurting my favourite characters. Sadistic? Maybe. Masochistic, very likely. But there's always some confort after the hurt, and that is what gets me off. Hurt/Comfort... my favourite fandom kink.

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[kyaiah.livejournal.com]

OMG. Me too.
I was sure I was sure I was the only one!
It makes me feel so bad about myself...

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[xreddestinyx.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything too awesome myself, but yeah. ^^ I seem to gravitate towards characters with huge badass scars.

101, 128, 152

[demishock.livejournal.com]

101. I feel the same way.

128. Either that or they've been on Encyclopedia Dramatica and developed trainwreck syndrome.

152. It's pronounced 'yaoi'.

110, 136

[sosaith.livejournal.com]

110. I can't unsee it. I think I ship it now, too. Thanks.
136. Don't feel bad; I recognized three and was able to figure out the other w/o any difficulty eventhough I'm not in most of those fandoms. Just more random trivia that will probably never come up.