[ SECRET POST #5806 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5806 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 29 secrets from Secret Submission Post #831.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/CbF9cJd.png

[(Anonymous)]

Did they tag the latter issue? Because if they did, it's definitely a kink thing. If not, and you can tell sometimes, it's a a bad anatomy thing lol. I've seen a few misplaced entrance mentions in my day. Like...no...no.

Also, lmao. The idea of honey as lube just sounds like an infection waiting to happen (AND NOT A GOOD LUBRICANT AT ALLL. AT ALL!!!)

[(Anonymous)]

LOLOL, honey as lube, lol

[(Anonymous)]

Owwwwww wowowowowoww ow!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhhh yes. Honey as lube and cervix penetration, fandom classics!

[(Anonymous)]

There's so much penetrating the cervix stuff in dude-porn! That's not how a cervix works!

[(Anonymous)]

Forever ago I remember someone writing up a top ten list of worst lube substitute she had read in a fic, with petrol being number 1 - so I'm pretty sure honey would have been a good candidate.

[(Anonymous)]

There was a BNF in one of my old fandoms who was gay and male, and he claimed to have fucked with honey and had a decent time doing it. I have absolutely zero evidence that his claim was true, but whenever people bring up lube as honey I think of him and then I think, you know what, I'll reserve judgement until such time as I've actually tried using honey as an anal lubricant. Definitely not for PIV though, which it sounds like the fic mentioned in the secret was.

The cervical penetration thing could very well be someone oblivious to how anatomy works, but it could also just be a kink. Personally I love cervical penetration as a kink, as long as it's in a context like Xeno or ABO or something, where the anatomy is somewhat different from regular human anatomy. Definitely best to tag it, though.

[(Anonymous)]

not the worst thing I've ever heard of being used as lube, surprisingly

[meadowphoenix]

honestly weird substance as lube and cervix penetration is a fanfic convention at this point, these wouldn't even have fazed me lmao.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I've seen "honey as lube" in a BL manga, but I'm pretty sure they didn't address the clean-up aspect.

[(Anonymous)]

Weird lube doesn't make it an overall bad fanfic. You and your fandom sound like dicks who are dogpiling this author for your own malicious kicks over a non-starter of an issue.

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02. https://i.imgur.com/uHU320p.png

[(Anonymous)]

I hope at least one of them involves him falling into a volcano.

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03. https://i.imgur.com/MCsBA1J.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

He looks good, but as a youth, I thought he was so gorgeous. I was watching his 80s primetime movies in the late 90s/early 2000s when I was a kid. Nowadays, I'm not hot for him like I was then, but he could still chat me up. He has aged like a fine wine. Mmmm.

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04. https://i.imgur.com/ee5pvZz.png

[(Anonymous)]

sucks?

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05. https://i.imgur.com/BIDxMDr.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

It made me mad too!

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06. https://i.imgur.com/RbZ3hnJ.png

[(Anonymous)]

There's somebody out there for everybody*! That's what this secret tells me.

Also, I also question myself re: the people I'm attracted to. It surprises everyone IRL when I find someone conventionally attractive, attractive!

* For everybody who wants somebody or wants to be wanted by somebody

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07. https://i.imgur.com/Yzkwglq.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

fic writers that stick to the same themes are my favorite. Posting by chapters is the best way to get feedback. Not sure about the rl details as people usually don't comment on them. Or is it a thing in young fandoms?

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NS, NF, etc.

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[(Anonymous)]

Nothing of substance to add except I keep on scrolling past and thinking their comments are switched. It's great.

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