[ SECRET POST #2206 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2206 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #315.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related comms/events thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[imbrifer]

[blue_rampion]

[ex_paola492]

[kaitekat]

[othellia]

[meria]

[heartsday]

[ewanfan1]

[honguito_nii]

[fscom]

General comments:

[(Anonymous)]

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

Shit Stream 21! Kinda adult!

[insanenoodlyguy]

STREAM WILL BE SUNDAY. I got things to do saturday and monday's a holiday.

Okay, we can all agree I showed horrible porn last time. Sorry about that. My b. This time, I will show you things so horrible they have the same rating. THIS TIME I'LL DO WORSE ON PURPOSE.

First... not really porn... but the movie it was based of was NC-17. SHOWGIRLS HAS A CAMPY SEQUEL (This knew what it was, but hell, I'ma put it in shit stream anyway)

SHOWGIRLS 2: PENNIES FROM HEAVEN

http://youtu.be/Qcxu4gniMYc

My original idea was a movie that upon review is entirely too good. So we got us a replacement now. It was originally rated NC-17... for the gorreeee

EVIL COPS? NOT ENOUGH. EVIL COPS AND VODOO? NOW YER TALKIN!

MANIAC COP III: BADGE OF SILENCE

And then...

Did you know Sylvester Stallone was in a softcore porn? HE SURE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Legit high profile celebrity in a porn and nobody heard of it IT'S THAT BAD.

The Party at Kitty and Stud's! aka ITALLIAN STAILLON

http://youtu.be/a_SDMyebzpU

After that, any full porns will be fast forward through horrible porn scenes by default, promise.

The Challenge

[insanenoodlyguy]

http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count. Sometimes you need more. Sometimes that means being a friend. Sometimes that means swinging some timber against them.

Oh, it starts nice. Eeyore is going to make you think this is easy. Piglet puts some sauce over the plate but you can adjust.

And then you find Roo. Then physics stops playing nice with you. The dark one who made these woods has empowered those once your friends to break you. But you will not shy away. You aren't really all that smart, you are a bear of very little brain in fact. But hose who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything. You understand. You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

THIS IS NOT THE CRAPPY ENGLISH VERSION WITH IT'S EASY MODE. THIS IS NOT THE INFINITELY EASIER LILO AND STICH VERISON. NO! THIS IS THE MODE FOR YOUNG JAPANESE CHILDREN WARRIORS. MEN WITH FIRE IN THEIR GUT AND WOMEN WITH THUNDER IN THEIR LUNGS.

BEAT THE BOUNCING PAIN.

AND THEN.

CHALLENGE.

GOD.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6

(then post here where you give up. Help in next post!)

driving in a big city for the first time

[nan]

I'm driving my niece to the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta Airport on Saturday. I have never driven there before. I have never even driven in Atlanta (or any other big city) before. It is such a straight (but long) drive from my house that I feel stupid for being so nervous. Someone give me tips/make me feel better. ;3;

Fics that make you cry

[castle_anon]

Sometimes you just need to have a good cry. So what are some fics that send you reaching for the tissues? (If you want to be a doll and help me out, special attention for Castle, Harry Potter, Whedonverse, MCU and The Middle fandoms -- does The Middle even HAVE a fandom?)

[cuteanimalpics]

Hello! This is the last day for voting, as I will no longer be able to be around on Fridays.

I wanted to get this up early, so everyone will see it, however; the actual pics will not be until the comments collapse, I hope this is alright with everyone. :)

The final results will be up tomorrow.

a. Just posted a link to my journals
b. Just had the journals up & open for people to visit when they choose
c. Had a free for all day, where people can post cute pictures they've found, but with me still making an "anchor" post so that people can skip the thread if they so choose
d. The same as above, but with a weekly theme

Ugh

[kaijinscendre]

My sister got married to her deadbeat no job boyfriend that got her pregnant about 6 months ago. :( She didn't tell anyone she was getting married, we just found out on Facebook.

that girl I went out with a couple weeks ago

[dethtoll]

Hasn't responded to my texts. D:

Just got turned down for a job

[iceyred]

Hi FS. I just got turned down for an awesome job that I was very qualified for and would have enjoyed and been good at. I'm not going to pretend that doesn't hurt.

Anybody want to cheer me up?

Re: Just got turned down for a job

[morieris]

That sucks. At least they got back to you so you don't have to keep waiting and delay your search again. I'm sorry though.

I gained fifteen pounds over winter break.

[(Anonymous)]

...But I can't really tell?

I went from 115 lbs to 130 lbs, but I can't tell the difference. IDK. I feel like gaining that much weight quickly is unhealthy, though. Should I try to lose it?

Re: I gained fifteen pounds over winter break.

[(Anonymous)]

Do your clothes still fit? If yes, don't stress over it. Just go back to your regular eating habits. 130 isn't an unhealthy weight, unless you're, like, Hobbit-sized or something.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[(Anonymous)]

One of my friends on my flist is writing alpha/beta/omega Avengers. I thought because my flist is non-Avengers I would be safe but noooooooo! The infection is spreading! D:

Re: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

Kind of depressed and confused

[(Anonymous)]

So, there's this group of friends I've had since I was a teenager. We're all in our mid 20s now and the majority of them are married, most have kids, if they're not married they're at least engaged or in a serious relationship, and the only other single one is so desperate to get married and have kids that it's all she ever talks about. I'm starting to feel seriously alienated here. :( I don't want kids, I'm not sure if I ever want to get married, and right now I'm not even interested in being in a relationship. A few of the girls have still been decent but most of them like to gleefully make "jokes" about how if I don't "find a man soon" I'll end up "pathetic and alone", and then feign concern for my supposed happiness, which they're convinced I can't have without a husband.

I've drifted further and further away from them while they've all just gotten closer to each other bonding over wedding planning and baby showers and how ~Jehaidynne~ and ~MickEnnzyee~ have such adorable dirty diapers. I just...don't even know what to say to any of them anymore. One of them just told us she's pregnant and everyone's making a big fuss over it, and it's all just so...fake. This is the girl who, after complaining to us for several months about the clueless guy who just couldn't take a hint that she wasn't into him, just decided she was tired of being single and married him. She's constantly complaining about him while drooling over her ex on Facebook and telling us all how she's ~sooooo hotttttt~ and all these guys want her and her husband's soooo lucky to have her. And just a couple months ago she was bitching about how much she disliked kids (she works with them) and didn't want any, and now suddenly she's pregnant and it's so wonderful.

Not to mention they're all super conservative and extremely religious and I'm...not. The girl from the previous paragraph's reaction to the Aurora shooting was "I need a gun!" because according to her, everyone would be so much safer if everyone was armed, one of the other girls believes it's her purpose in life to convert everyone she comes in contact with to her particular brand of fundamentalist Christianity, and the majority of them believe being gay is "immoral", Obama is a secret communist Muslim terrorist, and women belong at home taking care of babies and cooking for their husbands. Those things are all pretty much the opposite of what I believe, and sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying to be friends with them.

But then...I don't know. I'm starting to feel like maybe they're right, maybe there is something wrong with me for not wanting the things they have. Whenever I'm around any of them I can't help but feel like a total weirdo and loser and like maybe I'm immature somehow because they're doing "grown up" things like having weddings and babies, and I'm not, and what's maybe weirdest of all is that I don't even WANT those things. I feel like I don't even know anymore what I'm supposed to do.

And when I think of just cutting all ties with all of them, like I've been tempted to do many, many times, I realize I'd have no friends at all. Not that I'm sure they even really count at this point, but still.

Ugh.

Re: Kind of depressed and confused

[(Anonymous)]

IDK, between "friends" who leave you feeling bad about yourself and depressed, and no friends at all--it's pretty much six of one, half a dozen of the other, isn't it? It might be a good time to step back from them for a while and give yourself time to think about what you really want from life, what you enjoy, and what you value, and how to get it.

[(Anonymous)]

The last four days I've eaten less than 1000 calories and I'm about ready to admit that it's not a good thing. Blegh. Need to throw up but there's nothing inside me.

[(Anonymous)]

Never mind, just early-morning nausea. Easily cured by fresh, cold air. (Which means I'm doomed in the summer, especially if it starts hitting the seventies at midnight like last year, but hey.)

For context: I'm a compulsive eater, so I'm trying out this new thing called "only eating when I'm actually hungry". Turns out I'm never hungry. But if I try to find a balance, I'll just end up bingeing again.