[ SECRET POST #2285 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2285 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[NCIS]


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[Kirk Cameron]


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05.
[Lindsay Lohan, Sean Penn, Sean Bean]


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[MCU/Marvel movies - NOT the comics]


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10. [SPOILERS for Spartacus War of the Damned]



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11. [SPOILERS for Dangan Ronpa]



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12. [SPOILERS for The Walking Dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for House MD]



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14. [WARNING for rape]



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15. [WARNING for abuse]

[the beatles]





















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Comments

[fscom]

01. http://anonmgur.com/up/c09307bbda26971f5f5d94eb255b3fb0.png

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever works for you! :Db

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of hear you, OP. I tend to only be able to write my dirtiest/anything goes smut when I'm PMS'ing.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding this.

The rest of the time, I want exactly nothing to do with porn or even shipping really, but when PMSing? BAM! ALL THE FILTHY SMUT.

[deadtree]

...omg, I think I'm the same way and never noticed...

[(Anonymous)]

oh, man, yeah. for me, smut writing is a careful, focus-driven activity, different than other kinds of writing and simultaneously engaging and boring in the special way only writing action scenes are.

only, most action scenes don't have to go on for pages.

--- self published smut authoress, because hey, we all need to pay the bills

[chardmonster]

Hey, I have a serious question: how do you get into this? And how do you make money self-publishing?

[(Anonymous)]

lol self-publishing doesn't make you professional writing. in fact it's the exact opposite :P come back when you write well enough to be actually published

[(Anonymous)]

I've noticed that I can't write porn when I'm horny. Sometimes if I get stuck in the middle of a scene, masturbating will get me over the writer's block.

[(Anonymous)]

I completely understand this, because when I try to write smut when I'm feeling sexy, I invariably turn myself on to the point where I have to stop writing and go get off.

[(Anonymous)]

I can only write porn when I'm seriously horny. Otherwise I end up starring st a blank page and thinking I'm awkward as fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh, that's the only time that really doesn't work for me.

[(Anonymous)]

Interesting.

I can actually write it at any time during my cycle, but I notice when I'm ovulating - or around that time - if I write smut then, the hormones take over and I won't be able to get through a thread with someone without getting off.

And if the other writer is good and I'm really into the thread, we're talking multiples.

[(Anonymous)]

same

does anyone else get unbearably horny around/during their period

i refuse to whack off anywhere near the blood fountain so it really sucks

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. And I find penetrative sex a lot more intense (in a good way) than usual. My body usually cooperates too, no blood fountains here.

[(Anonymous)]

fresh tampons beforehand = no mess. orgasm also helps with the cramps. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, but I use tampons so I can get myself off just fine.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, but like the other anons I use tampons to keep the blood fountain under control while I do my thing. It probably helps that I get most of my jollies from clit action instead of penetration, so the tampon doesn't interfere-- and the orgasms help my cramps go from from "kill me now" to "manageable".

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. It is really annoying. The rest of the time I'll all 'meh' but right around my period I'm horny as fuck.

[segnung]

I can never seem to write when I'm menstruating, because I then want to put sex scenes into everything.

[(Anonymous)]

ahhh, women! and their hormone-cycle dependant sex-drive

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, the only time I have any interest in writing or reading smut is during my period, usually by a day or so I just stop writing whatever piece I was working on. Hence the piles of half-written smut and kink fic on my harddrive. For me it's just because that's the only time I actually feel interested in sexual things.

[(Anonymous)]

I get writing smut during your period, though I don't have that restriction. But why does your period make you feel totally unsexy? Have you discovered tampons? I never felt like that again once I gave up pads.

[wauwy]

Fap the cramps and shame away, OP!

[(Anonymous)]

That's funny, when I'm on my period I get horny and read smut fic.

Sorry, TMI TMI.