[ SECRET POST #2288 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2288 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #327.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/v1HVZTF.png

[(Anonymous)]

This is pretty good stuff. Excellent secret-making, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I just realized "prostitute" is misspelled in this secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like she's just trying to shock you, maybe get you to be disgusted by her? I've seen this before, where people aren't used to the acceptance and keep throwing out crazier stories to try and test that acceptance.

Maybe just tell her you've read some crazy stuff and you doubt anything she does will shock?

[(Anonymous)]

It's easier to believe that prostitutes are liars than that men are completely and utterly twisted.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care what someone does for a living but that is oversharing, right there. DNW.

[visp]

Heh, well next time she tells you a "shocking" story, why don't you go "Oh, that's just like this story I just read" and show her the links? It should be fun.

[greenvelvetcake]

Yes, but the key difference between the two is that one is real and the other is, well, fiction.

[eaten_by_bears]

Haha, well. I guess that's what she gets for trying to Blow Your Mind OMG.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it weird that I find this secret kind of cute?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah I'm the same. I sometimes forget, and have to catch myself in front of people who aren't internet savvy.

I told that story about the Brony marrying twilight sparkle and sending an angry letter to a fanartist to my boyfriend. He reminded me that most people would be more shocked by the whole, explicit sexual pictures of cartoon ponies part. I was like "... oh right." Glad I didn't try to tell it to someone else first.

[(Anonymous)]

I remember my boyfriend used to be so embarrassed about asking for kinky play. It was always:


BF: So, May, there's this thing...
ME: Yes?
BF: ...well, it's sort of like...um... and maybe, if you'd... um? Perhaps?
ME: Mm-hmm.
BF: Ok, so there's this thing where you... [blah blah]... and maybe, you'd be, um, willing to try it? Um, maybe?
ME: Oh, you mean [insert kink here]? Yeah, sure, no prob.
BF: *gapes*



Yeah, fandom has ruined me. There's very little I haven't heard of, and even fewer I'd be unwilling to try at least once. *Shrugs*

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, I've read about some pretty crazy stuff in fiction. But it always kinda blows my mind when I meet people who've acted some of that shit out IRL.

[unicornherds]

I don't know, I've read a lot in fic but I'd still be pretty shocked by anyone who actually experienced it.

I mean, I read a lot of fic about supernatural people or abilities but I'd still damn well be shocked if I met a shapeshifter or whatever.

[la_petite_singe]

HA, appropriate pic. That's happened to me as well. It's kinda useful, but hard to explain to sane people who aren't in fandom.

[honestys_easy]

I'd read that J2 AU fic.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol that's hilarious and awesome.

Fanfiction was my sex ed. I've been reading smutfic since I could tell the internet I was of age, and it's pretty much desensitized me to a loooot of stuff. I just wish there were more threesomes and more than that in fic. Damn it, sex does not have to be between just two people.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow you are so cool. Maybe one day someone will approach you to make a movie about you reading kinky fanfiction and it will be 3 hours of how cool and unaffected you are by your roomate's real life stories. Then kids will watch it and will spend the rest of their lives trying to be as cool as you. But they never will because you are and always will be the coolest in the world.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure I've read fic like this involving J2. Well, maybe not the not being phased because of fanfic. There was definite Jared the prostitute roommate, though. Also, BDSM and sounding. Perhaps you have this to look forward to as well, OP.

[kluify]

People reacted really weirdly and defensively to this secret. Why would her roommate obviously be lying? We don't know anything about her, where she lives or the type of place she works at, so I don't know why anyone would automatically assume she is lying about the as yet not even specified kinky stuff she does at her job. Like, what.

Anyway, in response to OP directly, when people try to shock me I usually just respond calmly with something relevant. Like, you might be like 'sounds likes your client is really into [insert kink here]' or, 'do you get a lot of clients who are into _______? Why do you think that's so?' (But then again I would also find it fascinating to have a peek into the world of a sex worker and would let her talk to me for ages if she wanted to unload. I love talking to people are about their jobs, especially if they're out of the norm)

[(Anonymous)]

Wow OP, your secret got some really weird reactions out of people.

But haha about your situation, that's kinda funny? Maybe you could take a turn at shocking her and you two can make a game out of it :P

[(Anonymous)]

Where is prostitution legal? Amsterdam?

[(Anonymous)]

How are you reacting to it? Are you annoyed, or is it entertaining? Depending on circumstances I know I could have a reaction anywhere on the scale between the two if someone was trying to shock me with weird sex stuff.

[skeletal_history]

Ignoring secret....sweet Jesus, that is one beautiful man.

lol

[(Anonymous)]

Story of my life bro.