[ SECRET POST #2433 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2433 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/fXfekPP.jpg?1

[feotakahari]

Grey-A discovery story time go!

I was a teenager, but I already had an account on the AVEN forums. One day, I had a female friend over at my house. She started complaining that she hadn't had sex in months, and she wished she could find someone, anyone to have sex with. She's always been a little oblivious--she didn't even notice how red my face got. (On the other hand, my mother was also in the room, and she put two and two together pretty easily.)

[(Anonymous)]

What does Grey-A mean?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand. Did you realize you wanted to have sex with her or were you embarrassed by the sex talk?

[logicbutton]

She was complaining about her sex life in front of your mother? Awkwaaaard.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't give in to temptation! There are millions of more interesting things you could be doing instead of naked huffing and puffing and exchanging gross body fluids. And think of all the diseases and pregnancy that can happen as a result of sex D: Also, being in love makes people stupid, it's a fact, just look at all the people who do insane stuff in fits of jealousy. You don't want to become like one of those sex-crazed people who think with their genitals! Your attraction to this character is just a passing aberration, do not dwell on it, better yet, take a cool shower every time you feel that your mind starts to stray in the wrong direction. I hope you will manage to avoid getting dragged into the sordid world of sex. Good luck!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, if someone's sexual that's just as fine as being asexual. It's a whole heck of more important for someone to explore their sexuality than hold on to label that may or may not apply to them anymore.

[(Anonymous)]

Either you're trolling, or not being in love didn't prevent you from being stupid enough to write this comment. I'm gonna guess both.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, good one

[(Anonymous)]

...lol sorry you can't get anyone, bro

[(Anonymous)]

dude, we're sorry your mom had to take you to prom. we're ALL sorry. but you need to let that shit go, brah. high school was a loooooooooong time ago.

[(Anonymous)]

I predict this thread will quickly devolve into a 300-comment wankfest with assholes who think asexuality doesn't exist on one side and special snowflake tumblr demisexuals on the other side. Pointless name-calling and generalizations for all, rationality for none. Then things will get out of hand and case will have to freeze the thread.

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

[(Anonymous)]

ahahaha I just started playing the game she appears in (I think this is the second one? I also never played the first one so no spoilers please) and I'm not surprised people have fantasies about her using her whip on them :p
I mostly enjoy trying to prove how full of bullshit she is but that's another story

[(Anonymous)]

It's the second one.

IMO Franziska makes more sense as a character if you've played the first one and seen her dad but maybe that's just me

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Franziska von Karma or Mei Karuma from the videogame series "Ace Attorney". She is a woman with pale skin, short medium-length blue hair and wearing an old fashioned long-sleeved white shirt, with puffy shoulders, wide wrists, a wide circular neck and a bow on the front, with a triangular blue stone on the middle and blue square stones as cuffs on the wrists. She is also wearing a dark gray or black vest with yellow trims and diamond-shaped blue stones as buttons. She also has blue earrings sort of like rectangular teardrops. She is wielding an orange whip and looking stern.]

Not secret: I'm nearly thirty years old and have always believed myself to be asexual. Even before I discovered the world "asexual" I still knew that I had no interest in having sex and had never experienced sexual attraction to anyone. ...And then I discovered this character.

Secret: I would let her do *anything* to me. (Especially if it involved her whip.) WELL FUCK! I'm so confused! I feel like a teenager all over again!

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, sexuality is fluid. I think it helps to think of it as a level, one the kind with the liquid and the bubble. You're in the middle, but all manner of different stuff can be applied to either end, tipping you one way or the other. Of course, if the analogy were to truly work, the level would have to have more than two arms, but, eh.

Anyway, try not to get too stressed about it. Sometimes you're one thing, sometimes you're another, sometimes you're both, sometimes you're neither, and the amounts of time spent at those intervals, if you even hit all or any of them, are different for each person.

[(Anonymous)]

How the flippity fuck could anyone feel sexual attraction towards a cartoon?

[clodia_risa]

You clearly haven't seen Franziska von Karma work a whip. :)

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh it's like super easy. See, you see a really sexy cartoon character and your insides get all fluttery and you think I would really like it if they touched my genitals" and you're done!

[vethica]

Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.

[(Anonymous)]

Is there room in that boat for two?

[logicbutton]

Anon, hey. Hey anon. Let's be pals.

[logicbutton]

Also I'm kinda disappointed, if not surprised, that this thread is already so full of asexual wank and so lacking in discussion about how great and awesome and terrific Franziska is. P.S.: Franziska is the best.

[clodia_risa]

She is the best! It feels like cheating to comment on this, because we've only had this conversation a million and one times. Maybe literally. But maybe we should count the ways that Franziska is the best!

1. She doesn't take crap from nobody.
2. She's ambitious!
3. She has a good heart!
4. She tells Phoenix Wright what-for!
5. She made me get over my profound disappointment that Edgeworth wasn't in the second game!

Handing it off!

[clodia_risa]

Not asexual, but I'm pretty sure you don't have to redefine yourself just because you found one person who hits that button. All the sympathies for identity crisis, nonetheless! Also, you have excellent taste, sir and/or madame.