[ SECRET POST #291 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #291 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Posting for Shahni due to lack of computer and early due to class.

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 105 secrets from Secret Submission Post #042.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] repeat.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, October 24th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: # 7, 12.

[melting.livejournal.com]

faggot

[negakat.livejournal.com]

10. are you me? That's the exact same reason I bought it
12. Lawl wank
27. It's always a nice feeling when people come to you asking questions about canon.

[(Anonymous)]

33. GTFO OF MY FANDOM. HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE THE HOLY P/E IN ALL ITS SHINING GLORY.

Really, okay. This has been driving me crazy. Look. No one in the PW fandom cares if you like het, yaoi, yuri, or Gumshoe/Missle. (Well, maybe that last one.) All these passive-agressive secrets from my favorite fandom are driving me bananas. Just be respectful of other pairings and no one cares. I promise you won't get lynched out of the LJ comms if you post a Phoenix/Mia fic. I swear on the SHINING GLORY of P/E that if you have a Phoenix/Maya banner in your sig at CR, people won't treat you like you have a mental disease. And, I'd stake my life that it is indeed possible to post a yuri fic on fanfiction.net that isn't Franziska/Adrian without getting charred to a crisp by flames.

No, there are pairings that aren't as popular as P/E. Those that ship P/E aren't sniggering behind their computer screens as they post yet more fanart and fics to the comms and fic archives. They aren't thinking "Take THAT unpopular pairings! Ooo, burn!" They're just expressing their love for a couple. So, please, enough of these "fandom haaaates me because I hate P/E or love P/E" secrets. Fandom doesn't give a rat's ass either way.

[cftf.livejournal.com]

^

This.

[lluvia]

22. I would so yiff that.

23. Yes, absolutely. :(

29. Wahh... that's so sweet. GOOD LUCK, ANYWAY. ;;


also yaaay CLAMP secrets ♥

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[ascenseur.livejournal.com]

I...don't know what to say. I don't think there are words AVAILABLE for the massive amounts of love and adoration I am feeling right now?

Whoever you are, you have just made my life. Forever. Someone actually agreeing with me that they are PERFECT for each other!!! I don't even know what to do! D:

History is the best fandom ever, period. ♥

[atoli.livejournal.com]

26.) Urgh, that's the thing that bothers me about the way people RP her... They only make her into the Wishmaker everyone turns to. There's a lot more to Yuuko than that 9__9

35.) He creeped me out a lot when I was little, too ):

[wazira-sharira.livejournal.com]

7. In before wank.

14. Don't worry, it's not just you. I seem to be fangirling a lot of old characters lately...

[dropsofgleam.livejournal.com]

7) So I'm pretentious now? Whatever, bitch. :P

14) ... Different strokes for different folks, huh. ^^

28) ... Moron. That's all I'll say.

33) Liking het in *any* fandom isn't necessarily a crime, huh. As long as you don't ship het because yaoi is "ew" and/or push it down the throats of anyone, it should be fine. *uses het Tenipuri icon for the LUL>*

[(Anonymous)]

33. I don't ship anything, but I prefer het because I find gay sex uninteresting and a little bit icky to look at/read about. I'm not homophobic, I just don't find dicks in arses particularly attractive. I don't see how there's anything wrong with that.

[(Anonymous)]

7 - Failing to see the faggot-weeaboo connection, but fuck you anyway. :D

12 - Bully for you.

19 - ......OMG. ♥

21 - Agreed.

28 - Well you're just a bitch aren't you?

31 - Never understood the hype, myself.

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

7. iawtc =\ I may have caused massive "faggot" wank many moons back but even I don't see the Japanophile link here. Also, what a fuckbag.

[athenaltena.livejournal.com]

3. Go Iroh!

14. I always joke that if I was straight I'd do George Clooney. And I don't mean young George Clooney. Older men are just sexy like that. ;)

22. Renamon made a whole generation of kids question their sexuality. ♥

25. Here here. Needed to be said.

29. Aww... I feel for you.

2, 6, 22, 33

[mirwolf.livejournal.com]

Do what you like and like what you do is a good creed to go by in fandom, shippings especially ^^;

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[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, it's always the art that brings you in and usually keeps you coming back. HARADA JUST HAS THAT KIND OF MIND CONTROL I mean |D

B-But really, don't feel shallow, the designs are so effin' cute, and sexy too.

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[charmwitch.livejournal.com]

YES, ESPECIALLY WITH CHARACTERS SUCH AS THOSE IN OUR FABULOUS ICONS.

[frostious.livejournal.com]

I think my mother would faint if she knew my biggest crushes were on Orochimaru and Kakuzu... >>;')

Ditto on the Kakuzu part. :x OR if she found out just how much I'm crushing on him. Eek.

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[mirwolf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and Iroh is some kind of cartoon Messiah I'm sure. :D

[(Anonymous)]

1. (OP!) OMG, OUTSIDE THE CUT! *SWOON*

9. ♥ That's really sweet! I'm happy for you, secret-poster-stranger-person!

19. History lesson of the day! :D That all really is oddly touching.

25. I really like Fai/Chii, and have no issue with Kurogane/Fai. Whatever happened to the good ol' love triangle? They do exist outside of harem anime, dear CLAMP fandom.

35. If you dodged him long enough, there was a second one. :o No joke. I was always scared when the second one appeared. ^^;

RE 25

[athenaltena.livejournal.com]

CLAMP seems hard-pressed against harems, but that's a good point. Maybe it's because they put so much stress on the "one true person" thing that people find it hard to ship threesomes. I think that's sad (my OT3 is Syaoran/Sakura/Tomoyo)

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[sammywhatammy]

29. Awwwww, that's so sweet and sad D:

32. sjhglkdfhgjkdfjkg ASTERIX. Holyfuckingbejeebus I've been a fan of that since I was THREE but I'm American and no one EVER knows what the fuck I'm talking about!! I want to go to Parc Asterix so baaaaad T_T

34. Is...is this for me? XD;;; IS THAT YOU, SAPPY PERV?!

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[saya-aensland.livejournal.com]

Move to Europe. Everyone's an Asterix fan here! =3 Well, in Scandinavia, anyway.

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[(Anonymous)]

I like to go around areas where there is a large population of black people and use the word nigger to see which pretentious darkies will get their panties in a twist. Those are the self-righteous porch-monkies I then know to avoid.

I bet a couple of them will pop up their pompous heads in the comments, even.

So I am feeling you there. Will you be my friend?

Re: 7.

[(Anonymous)]

Beat me to it, dammit.

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[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Asterix/Obelix makes me wonder about the mechanics of any sexual encounter between them. Besides, Obelix is so much like a huge kid that it'd be creepy to write him in any sort of romantic relationship. But maybe that's just me.

Spirou/Fantasio could work.

Re: 32

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Obelix is so much like a huge kid that it'd be creepy to write him in any sort of romantic relationship

Same here. I can't think of Obelix as an adult.

[saave.livejournal.com]

28. Talk about a little obsessed.
35. OH MY GOD ME TOO. I WOULD GET ALL UPSET EVERY TIME.

[ensuing.livejournal.com]

18. HOLY HELLS I LOVE THAT SHOW AND NO ONE EVER KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I FANGIRLED. I watched it the first time the showed it (when they showed what, HALF, then stopped? Sad times.), but then I was in college when they showed the entire thing and I missed most of it. T^T Does anyone know where I could find episodes? I really want to watch it again now.

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[velshtein]

MEEEE TOO!

Re: 35

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

IIIIICOOOOOOOOON <3 <3 <3

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[velshtein]

Oh and if I were you, I'd be completely giddy over all the freaking out this is going to cause. XD

[pyrasaur.livejournal.com]

33) Phoenix/Mia needs more love! For such a charming, uncracky pairing, it's awfully rare and I've only ever seen positive "OMG there needs to be more of this" response. (This fandom's unusually sane and awesome anyway. Y'know, for fandom.) You're totally Not Guilty!

[sopoliini.livejournal.com]

32. WAAAH Asterix, Obelix, Robbedoes and whatsisname. I always forget his name. You don't happen to read Guust Flater also right? *best fucking thing ever*



Also CLAMP shit needs to stop clogging up the intratubes.

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[(Anonymous)]

*gets dropkicked by Dutch terminology, which she is not familiar with*

*googles* Kwabbernoot was the other one.

I have read Gaston Lagaffe, although I don't like that quite as hardcore as Spirou and Fantasio.

[colortheory.livejournal.com]

23. MOLLY HAS TWO DADDIES. ♥