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Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

haha, every single one of them

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Destiel. I just can't see Dean as anything but straight in the first place, and Cas I can't imagine having any human sexuality at all.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Kirk/Spock
Xena/Gabrielle
Zutara and Kataang
Any from Harry Potter

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[kaijinscendre]

Sam/Dean. Kirk/Spock.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

95% of them....

Sterek (barf)
Chuck/Blair (quadruple barf)
Eren/Levi (barf)
Miyuki/Sawamura (it's alright, i see the appeal but don't ship it)
Kageyama/Hinata (alright. no hate yo but i just see them as friends/rivals)
Kagami/Kuroko
Yuuri/Wolfram
Ohno/Nino
Jin/Kame
Larry Stylinson

I think the only juggernauts I like total over many years are Destiel (if it counts), Merthur, Harry/Draco (fic reasons mostly) and Shizuo/Izaya (although not how it's written most of the time.)

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[nanslice]

I used to love Sterek but then I met the fandom. Ha.
ZUTARA
Harry/Hermione
Seifer/Squall

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[dahli]

Sam/Dean
Merlin/Arthur (Arthur was such an ass)
Harry/Hermiony

Eren/Levi is the only one I can think of, but just because I have no idea where it came from, or why the hell it's so popular.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Klaine and Brittana. Ugh.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Katara/Aang
Gimli/Legolas
Fingon/Maedhros
Turin/Beleg
Ryan/Esposito
Harry/Draco
Aubrey/Maturin
Horatio/Speed or Speed/Eric
Spock/Kirk

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Bagginshield. Durincest.

I especially hate that both of these sneak into the backgrounds of fics that have nothing to do with them.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Kirk/Spock

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Most of them, really. At least in ensemble shows. It's different when the show/film/book has two leads total and shipping them is just logical, I'm usually fairly onboard with those ones. But the megaships from big ensemble fandoms usually end up grating on me.

Specific megaships that I don't ship:
Star Trek's Kirk/Spock (except as OT3 with McCoy),
SGA's McShep (or any Sheppard pairing, really, I mostly didn't give a shit about him),
MCU's Steve/Tony (though I think it's been eclipsed already?),
RotG's Jack/Pitch and Jack/Bunny (I just love Sandy),
Blake's 7's Avon/Blake (though I'll read it because it got a lot of good fic),
The Hobbit's Bilbo/Thorin and Kili/Fili (I don't really care about the royal Durins too much),
Babylon 5's John/Delenn (loved them individually, just didn't care about the romance),
Any incest megaship ever, but that's not really to do with the size of the ship.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Heero/Duo
Hiei/Kurama
Hakkai/Gojyo
Shizuo/Izaya
Eren/Levi
Kakashi/Iruka
Yuuri/Wolfram

There's probably more, but that's all I can think of atm.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Thranduil/Kili and Fili/Kili -- Kili does absolutely nothing for me and I cannot see Thranduil with him at all. Also, all the prompts/stories with them are so samey and OCC.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

I usually have my slash goggles firmly on, but I just don't see Sterek at all, because they hardly interact and when they do, there doesn't seem to be any special bond or chemistry. It's a bit awkward when my friend complains about how the writers are 'ignoring sterek' but imho there's nothing to ignore..?

LOST juggernaut ships are(/were?) the worst. 90% of the slash is Sawyer/Jack which maybe made some sense on s1 or so, but after that almost all their conflicts and interactions had to do with Kate and their love for her. Sure it wasn't a very slashy show to begin with, but there were some much more charged and interesting dynamics to explore imho! I feel like the entire basis for this ship was 'the two most conventionally attractive guys banter a bit -> instant otp'.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[nightscale]

Kirk/Spock.
Holmes/Watson.
Zuko/Katara.
Arthur/Eames.
Sam/Dean.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Steve/Tony
Eren/Levi
Sirius/Remus
Maybe others?

I'm pretty open to pairings in general, so the only ones I don't ship have some sort of major squick for me.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Ten/Rose
Mulder/Scully
Dean/Cas
Sterek, but people assume that means I ship Stiles/Scott which I don't
Swan Queen
Thorin/Bilbo
Aragorn/Legolas
Princess Bubblegum/Marceline
Draco/Hermione
Garrus/Shepard as perceived by the fandom (I love it in-game, but holy fuck I hate the fandom)
Chell/Wheatley

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[herpymcderp]

Uh... most of them, unfortunately. For my last three fandoms (in as much as they were fandoms at all) it was MW2 Ghost/Soap, MW3 Yuri/Makarov, and COD: Ghosts Hesh/Logan.

The last one is ESPECIALLY no because oh my god they're brothers who ACTUALLY ACT LIKE I DO WITH MY OWN BROTHER stop it you sickos.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[feotakahari]

Spike/Rarity. Also, damn near every incest ship.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

John/Sherlock from Sherlock. I ship Holmes/Watson in every other adaptation (hell, even the one where they were mice) but I fucking hate Johnlock and the majority of its fans. Mystrade is pretty annoying too tbh

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[queerwolf]

Usually I never do. Only exceptions have been Sterek and Logan/Veronica.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[doilycoffin]

Gambit/Wolverine. I guess it isn't really as much of a juggernaut pairing compared to some of the others mentioned, but it definitely used to take up a huge percentage of the slash fic in the early X-men fandom (I'm talking over a decade before Charles/Erik fic really took off). I just...didn't really get it. And most of the fic was so, so bad. Gambit was always this gigantic woobie who had usually been horrifically abused and Rogue was often vilified beyond belief because I guess Gambit and Wolverine couldn't bang otherwise or something. Even Scott/Wolverine, which became the next most popular slash pairing after the first movies started coming out unless there's another a pairing that I'm forgetting, was better.

Re: Juggernaut pairings you don't ship?

[(Anonymous)]

Joker/Batman has always had its shippers, but there was a huge boost after TDK film came out. Fuck no. Worst ship ever. Some of the fanart is good for a laugh though.