[ SECRET POST #3157 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 018 secrets from Secret Submission Post #451.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Post the most obnoxious you've encountered! I'll start in the comments.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Proving that one doesn't have to be an SJW to be an annoyingly pretentious special snowlake:


"Dear People,

My name is [redacted], I am an Architecture undergraduate at the University of [redacted].

I am an Anglican, an Aesthete, a Conservative, a supporter of Fox Hunting and a Monarchist. I love England (where I have lived most of my life), its architecture, its landscape, its music, its literature, its art and its tradition.

I am in love with the past, and am extremely nostalgic and am apt to retort when people complain about things that aren’t going well, ‘Well in Medieval times people didn’t have … and they got along all right.’

I dislike central heating, games consoles and double glazing and most things that are a product of the last 50 years (apart from Tumblr).

My favourite book is ‘Brideshead Revisited’ however my favourite author is Ronald Firbank and especially his ‘Concerning the Eccentricities of Cardinal Pirelli’. My favourite film is ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ and my favourite piece of music at the moment is any one of Sandy Wilson’s Musicals

As stuffy and as bigoted this description may make me sound, I’m really not that bad.

Please talk to me and ask questions if you wish."

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

No double glazing? Okay that's just plain fucking wrong.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. That is one exceptionally special snowflake.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

‘Well in Medieval times people didn’t have … and they got along all right.’

Please tell me this is a joke, that real live people don't actually think like this.

*crickets*

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

What a shit.

Unfortunately, I've known more than one person who thought along the same lines.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[ibbity]

For someone so British, he doesn't seem aware of the Oxford Comma

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[raspberryrain]

Double glazing‽‽‽

Is this a parody?

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Looks like we've found Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith's tumblr!

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

My favourite film is ‘Lawrence of Arabia’

:(

I haz the sads.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Not going to go back and find it, but I came across someone who claimed to be otherkin of (among other things) a website, a beehive, and a dwarf planet. Apparently they hate Pluto because it gets so much more attention than they do.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, google didn't turn anything up for me.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

I absolutely believe that not getting enough attention is something that upsets that person.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just generally annoyed by the trend of putting your preferred pronouns in your bio.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

why?

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

what's wrong with that? pretty basic. unless you're annoyed that it's not obvious on tumblr what someone's gender and preferred gender pronouns are. nothing wrong with old fashioned assumptions about he and she amirite?

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's fine if you're transgender, or any variation of androgynous or genderqueer, or something like that.

It does seem pretentious and unnecessary when it's, well, unnecessary. Say a cis guy, who looks like a guy, dresses like a guy, and still has "he/his" in his bio... then you're just trying to hard to fit in with the SJWs.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of see where you're coming from? Like, then there's this expectation to some people on tumblr, that, before you interact with ANYBODY even in the most casual of ways, you'll check their profile and memorize it, which, with friends shouldn't be a problem, but like, I'm not going to go through a comment chain to check everyone's profile when "they" can be used as a singular neutral pronoun.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

This sort of stuff is annoying, though:

"hello there im tomi and welcome to my blog
please use they/them or ze/zir pronouns when referring to me!
read my about page before following"

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[diet_poison]

...why? I wish everyone would do that. It would be easier.

I don't like being misgendered, and it happens a lot, and I'm not even trans, and I imagine it's even more annoying for trans people...why not just put it out there? Or put "female" "male" "agender" whatever.

I mean I get it if it's like deerself pronouns of whatever, those are stupid, but saying "she/her pronouns please" isn't obnoxious; I think it's actually helpful.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

I find it weird that they don't just put woman/man or W/M or whatever else, if they use he/him or she/her binary pronouns. I'm trans and I put 'man' in my profile cause that's what I am, and obviously men get he/him pronouns. Why should I have to spell that out?

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[caerbannog]

Vegan pet owner proud about all their dogs being vegan but blogs about her confusion on why they're rapidly losing weight and lethargic and even links back to their vegan store which makes it incredibly easy to call the RSPCA to do a welfare check on them.

(Sorry guys I don't know the follow up on this)

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

About as tumblr as it gets:

"I’m Suzanna/Zan and I’m a quaint English genderfluid demigirl. Most of the time I’m femmegender.

My pronouns are any of she/her/herself, he/him/himself, they/them/themself, or it/it’s/itself, but I really prefer the later so please refer to me with it pronouns if possible!

It’s really hard for me to tell my sexual and romantic attractions because of brain reasons but I’m probably affectusexual, often (but not always) asexual and slightly touch-repulsed during my depressive episodes and hyper-sexual and pansexual during my manic episodes, I also relate to all the terms here to some extent (http://steampunk-medusa.tumblr.com/post/121508520577/penicillium-pusher-neurodiversity-is-the)

Illnesses/Brainweird stuff

I have a fuckton of issues, including:

Histrionic Personality Disorder (so please remember these guidelines when interacting with me!)
I get Dissociation and I’m pretty sure I suffer from PTSD and/or C-PTSD.
To a lesser extent I also suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder so please check out these guidelines for dealing with me when it flares up again.
Half-hearted eating disorder recovery going on, kinda aspects of most eating disorders tbh
Anxiety disorders, not sure exactly which ones (probably plural)
Half diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder (diagnosed by my counsellor but she hasn’t got the qualifications to diagnose me properly)
Insomnia (comes and goes in cycles)
I am Psychotic and get delusions and occasionally hallucinations! If you use that word as a slur around me, I will get very pissed with you!

Stuff I tag for my illnesses can be found here.

My C-PTSD stuff is related to childhood #abuse and #CSA stuff so be careful, I blog about it regularly because it has had a huge impact on my life

Blacklist

Please please PLEASE tag these things, if I see them even briefly I dissociate for days!

#gorillaz

[#suzanna don’t look] OR [#suzanna dont look] for that one post where the little girl is symbolised as a teddy bear and it talks about her being raped and forced into giving birth

#csa tw (but only really if you wont tag that post ^ for me)

#forced pregnancy tw

#tokophobia tw (pregnancy horror stories, birthing horror stories, gifs of organs being pushed out the way by a growing embryo etc)

General Stuff

I like silk and satin and pretty girls and boys with cheekbones and shadowy eyes and people who are living proof that there’s a damn good reason the gender binary doesn’t exist.

I am white and I try not to fuck up but if I do then I am truly sorry! Never feel bad about calling me out, I always want to learn and I don’t want to offend people so please feel free to message me if I mess up! However, I know it’s not your job to teach me so if you want to just unfollow then no hard feelings :)

I am in a relationship and occasionally I talk about it!! The tag for it is Alex so feel free to blacklist it if you so wish. I also tag everything to do with it as ‘romo tw’ just in case!

I’m a raging feminist, obviously, and pro choice, sex-worker supporting and sex neutral (in that I think that I don’t believe that sex is an inherently good or bad thing and I don’t like ‘sex positive’ or ‘sex negative’ as a term because they make it sound like if you don’t feel either positively or negatively about sex, you are ‘wrong’.)

However, if you’re a man with a nasty ass rape fantasy or something PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG

According to this test I am a child of Hades though I think being a badass child of Aphrodite seems more like me

My current url is based off this post and I plan on riding the apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster vibe straight to hell.

Privileges

I am privileged in these areas (I may update if I remember more of my privileges)

I’m thin/curvy and conventionally attractive
I’m ablebodied (as far as my mental health allows me to be)
I’m white
I live in the country I was born in (I don’t get abused about immigration and language barriers)
I’m dfab (I don’t experience transmisogyny)
I’m not intersex
I’m highly functioning in my illnesses and can live around them as much as possible
I’m in a nuclear family
I’m middle class and don’t struggle for money
I’m not a sex worker

The Spoon Meter

The spoon meter is a simple way for me to express my energy levels and ability to do things thanks to my illnesses, without having to outwardly state it, with no spoons meaning I have no energy/motivation to do anything and five spoons meaning I can take on the day and have the most energy.

If two and a half spoons or fewer are showing, I may not reply to asks/messages. Please be gentle, I will reply to you as soon as I feel up to it. Feel free to message me if you feel that I may have forgotten or lost one of your asks, but if you’re rude then will not react kindly. I will try to reply to important questions as soon as possible, however!

Thank you to @slightly-oblivvyous and @lizzledpink for making it so easy to put a meter on your blog! I’m truly hopeless with coding but it’s explained so clearly even I could do it!

You can find out more about the spoons, including how to put them on your blog, here, here, and here.

Please don’t use the Spoon Meter on your blog if you’re healthy or suffering from non-chronic illness such as the flu! Look at the third link for more information on why that would be completely inappropriate."

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[philstar22]

Still going with the person that thinks they are Melkor and gets annoyed in their bio that people think they RP. I don't think anything is going to top that person for me.

Re: Most annoying tumblr bios

[(Anonymous)]

All the people who don't realize that making your tumblr look like a MySpace page complete with shitty music is not really a good thing.