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⌈ Secret Post #3378 ⌋

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Advice Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Because I need advice.

Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm going to a bachelorette party next week. And we're supposed to bring sexy gifts. I don't want to bring lingerie both because probably most other people will bring that and because I kind of feel like that is more of a gift for him and I'd rather get something for both of them.

But I'm related to the bride, so I don't want to get say a vibrator or something like that.

Is there something else that I could get that isn't underwear and isn't a sex toy?

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[vethica]

Vagina-shaped lollipops or something? Everyone likes lollipops.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

A gift certificate to a sex-toy store; this way you don't need to make assumptions (or even have knowledge!) of what they would like.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Handcuffs?

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Musky, rich candles. A package of nice silky ribbons (not to be used for full tying, mostly as decoration and teasing). A really quality massage oil.

And a box of macaroni shaped like dongs.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

One of those dice sets that have a body part on one and an action (kiss, lick etc.) On the other? Can be used for sexy times, can also have hilarious results, is sex related but not overtly "lewd" like a vibrator, and it's something for both of them.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

a cook book with supposed aphoradisiacs as ingredients. "Intercourses" Terrace Publishing by Martha Hopkins and Randall Lockridge

of all the things given to my sister at her "sexy" bridal shower... that's the one thing I wanted. I don't know if my sister ever even USED it.

*mutters*

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Pop-up kama sutra?

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[sachiko_san]

Penis gummies. Or a penis cake pan. Something that you can find at Spencer's (if you have one) that has a penis on it basically.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe go classy and interpret "sexy" as "romantic" with a nice bottle of wine/champagne and two glasses?

Or go gag gift with a copy of 50 Shades of Gray, a paddle and a box of tampons?

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

I got my friend a fancy bottle of perfume for her bachelorette party (the old fashioned bottle with atomizer) and it was a big hit!

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Sheets of egyptian cotton

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[diet_poison]

Why is lingerie a gift for him and not both of them?? (though you are probably right that other people will get it)

ETA: now that I think about it - how well do you know the other guests? if you know them fairly well, you can ask them what they're getting and either ask for ideas from them (like things they passed over) or coordinate something with someone, and at the least make sure you don't get something redundant.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Note to self: never have bachelorette party.

(Not that I object to parties or sexy toys, but the idea of people I have non-sexy relationships with giving me sexy gifts as a joke seems very not-fun to me. If I get married, I guarantee I will have had sex with the guy before there was even the possibility of an engagement, so sex would seem like a weird thing to focus on right before the wedding.)

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[caerbannog]

I hired a stripper...

Inappropriate party games? Pin the dick on the man etc. it doesn't have to be stuff that will be used in the future. One time things like lollipops. If they like cooking - dick shaped cake tin. It will be used once then hidden away. Adult board games... Just go in an adult store and grab something shallow and silly.

Re: Bachalorette Party gift?

[(Anonymous)]

Some nice scented massage oils. Classy, yet can lead to sexy times.

A Question For The Men of F!S

[(Anonymous)]

This is a very important question.

If you do jumping jacks while nude, does it make your dick hurt? Would it be different if you were erect?

As someone with large breasts, doing jumping jacks without a sports bra makes me feel like they are about to rip off my body.

Re: A Question For The Men of F!S

[(Anonymous)]

This feels like it needs a gif.

Re: A Question For The Men of F!S

[(Anonymous)]

Only if you are nekkid. Male underwear is essentially a selection of dick-bras to comfort, support, and occasionally restrain. HTH

Re: A Question For The Men of F!S

[(Anonymous)]

Not really. Unless fsr you're going at super ridic speeds to purposely try and cause testicular whiplash.

Keep in mind large breasts weigh far more than dicks.

New Question

[(Anonymous)]

Is fandom and canon pretty interchangeable these days? I've noticed that a lot of people use fandom when they mean canon. (i.e. What scene in your fandom is your favorite?) But there also seem to be contexts where you mean fandom as a separate entity. When people say, "What's your favorite fandom?" do you think they mean, "What's your favorite canon?" or "What fandom experience is the best?"

Neighbor dog

[(Anonymous)]

Neighbor has a pit bull chained in backyard. It got tangled on a stump. Scary neighbours are not home and animal control is off duty. Should I risk trying to untangle it? I know even normally friendly dogs can become aggressive when chained up and confronted by a stranger. The dog is barking a lot but it isn't super hot out.

Marvel Movies

[(Anonymous)]

Why does Marvel release their movies in stages (with the US usually getting it weeks after every other country)?

Friend cancelled her wedding

[(Anonymous)]

She told me over email (we live in very different countries, and neither of us can afford to phone often), and I've drafted half a dozen response, but they all are like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that!" over and over. I'm still gonna go out on my flight in a few weeks, but now it's just gonna be a consoling thing.

I could hardly come up with something that last ime this happened IRL. What would you say over email?