[ SECRET POST #505 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #505 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Icon due to capslock_khr.

Secrets Left to Post: 20 pages, 487 secrets from Secret Submission Post #073.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 - template ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

01, 70

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

01) Mythologyyyyy~ :D It is my favorite.

70) Of all the things, you pick her religion? She could garrote someone with those earrings and blind people with her bracelets. (I have no idea who she is.)

Re: 01, 70

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

She's the woman who plays Martha on Doctor Who and Torchwood. She's actually pretty awesome.

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[pantime.livejournal.com]

LMFAO
I wouldn't have found this secret as hilarious if it were at least in the middle somewhere, but what a punch in the face for being the last secret in the post, oh man that was amusing A+

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[(Anonymous)]

I love how defensive Avatar fans are. OMG AVATAR IS AS GOD, DON'T INSULT.

I'm not even that into anime and still get pissed that it's an "honorary anime". It's just animu bullshit with stock characters (yes, all the characters are damn cliche), stilted dialogue and a weeaboo-serving fictional world.

though I don't agree with your whole, "YOU GOTTA BE 14 TO WATCH THIS" thing because I watch things that are made for a younger audience. I just don't think anyone should watch it, 14 or 20 or not, cause it's stupid as hell.

CUE THE WANK.

Re: 43

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

0/10

[(Anonymous)]

20. I never found Zim 'hot' until I saw some pictures of him getting man-handled by Sizz-lor and he was crying all shota-like.

70. YOU'RE SO HIP AND EDGY

20 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I think Zim is hot even just in the show. Xenophilia what?

14, 15, 18, 19, 28, 29, 30, 32, 41

[postal152.livejournal.com]

14. Haha, nice picture on this secret. So telling.

15. Careful there, OP. Sounds a little bit like you're trying to be condescending. :O I wouldn't try to make you feel bad for not being changed by fandom, but I think perhaps your attitude about others' open-mindedness might be why you're getting backlash. I could be wrong, though. I don't know you - just going by what you've written. :]

18. I saw this on tinypic. That makes me happy. Um... about the actual secret, I detested House/Cam as well. It's not that I didn't like Cameron, I just didn't think the two went together at all. I find myself liking Thirteen better, too. Still wouldn't put her with House, but it would be more tolerable. :) I think she's less whiny and self-righteous than Cam was. And I say that with all the love in the world.

19. Aww. I highly doubt it. When something's important to you, I think it's natural to be on-edge about it. But I don't think something like that would cause a family feud - your family probably loves you a lot more than you realize, and something like that isn't going to drive you apart. :)

28. This secret makes a whole lot of... sense. I had to read it twice though, lol. xP

29. RepreSENT. xD

30. Of course you're not crazy! Barrowman himself mentioned in an interview that people are always saying he looks like Tom Cruise.

32. Yep.

41. PETER! I miss him, dammit. I usually get *annoyed* with hero-characters, but for some reason I love Petie to death. :D

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[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

Out of all my hero-characters that I love, Peter is one of my favorites. I'm glad there's another fan out there :D

-OP

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[infringe.livejournal.com]

... Are you a Tsuna rper?

'cause a lot of the people who told me that they can't understand 8059 were Tsuna rpers so far.

IDK LOL.

12 OP

[(Anonymous)]

No. I'm just a humble lurker.

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

15. You're not alone.

17. ♥ I wish I wasn't so behind in the manga, I MUST READ THOSE CHAPTERS

28. Oh dear.

35. ♥!!

43. Good. Why would anyone want respect from an elitist like you anyway?

68. Cry moar.

[ex-impishly.livejournal.com]

27+43. ANYONE WHO LIKES SOMETHING I DON'T IS STUPID AND HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!!

IT'S NOT DISAGREEING - IT'S JUST THAT MY OPINIONS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT AND THEIRS ARE NOT BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ME.

[ex-impishly.livejournal.com]

Here's a KH icon, too.

btw you two should make out.

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

14. Do you mean that as in "I have seen every theme everyone has ever spun a secret out of and thus I can already predict the secrets being written", or do you mean that you have literally read ALL the fandom secrets ever posted? Because if it's the latter, that's kind of sad in the timewasting way.

17. I agree. Unfortunately, not in the nice and philosophical and meaningful "They must find their own strength and learn to rely on each other instead of just stereotypically leaning on the main hero for strength".

Yeah okay maybe I do mean that a little. But mostly I just mean that in the slashersense. Man they are hot together. And Nel can teach Ichigo how to not be afraid of boobies, so it aaaall works out. Please don't hate me because I'm shallow and kinda pervy.

27. While I don't share your hate because I'm not the hating kind, I couldn't agree more that KH2 was a step backwards designwise. KH1 had just the right amount of depth with those special techniques to still be interesting while being a baby's first action-rpg, and KH2 just threw out all balance and heaped on the glitter. Goodness, how dull pressing Triangle became after a while. That game could have been, no, SHOULD have been so much more considering how long it was developed, but it wasn't. One of my first and biggest gaming disappointments. Not one of the worst I've played, but most certainly one of the biggest disappointments. Never the less, I hold out hope for the sequels. The ball is not yet dropped I say, and since I'm one of the few who seem to have LIKED Chain of Memories, I'll probably be fine with a little bit of experimental controller schemes.

37. Name of the movie anyone? Looks familiar, yet I cannot place it.

46. Oh man oh man. I agree, I do not want to see people rag on Chrona because of Medusas manipulations and call Chrona weak and stupid and pointless because dammitall, the most adorable little genderambiguous thing ever needs love and hugs and tons of affection, not hate. I'm hoping Maka will have a Big Damn Hero moment and burst into some chamber and save Chrona in the nick of time, but knowing Medusa she's probably got some plan to screw everyone over. GD you Medusa.

51. The flashbacks made me go from indifference to adoring Byakuya. Stiff big bro wasn't always such a stick in the mud, and that just makes him sadder in my eyes.

61. Franken Fran. Never before has something so grotesque been so adorable.

n!s 1. Well... it is Shinji. Dude's kinda freaky no matter how you slice it, no?
n!s 2. And now I know! Thank you for pointing that out!
n!f2. Straight for the Ishidatype? You poor, poor thing. Spare yourself the heartache, that's all I'm saying.

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[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

I believe that's Santa Clause 2.

#70

[kerina.livejournal.com]

I just lost a bit of respect for you, Anon ♥

[purple-kama.livejournal.com]

35. AzuDai is not all done-to-death GIFs and 4Chan spamming, folks.
It gave me fun and peace of mind like few other series did. Incidentally (?), one of those is Yotsubato!.

44. RuroKen was inspirational to me in many occasions of my "second childhood", and is also one of the fictional stories that made me cry the most ever. Kenshin showed me you can learn something valuable even at 28 years of age, and his whole path of personal insight and atonement was something I'll always remember.

61: Franken Fran secret? Nice!
I might have only read two chapters, but it was definitely intriguing. And to think full-out gore usually squicks me.

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[(Anonymous)]

First of all; wow, Freema looks so different in that picture. I'll admit I didn't recognize her until I saw it in the comments.

Assuming this isn't just intentional wank fodder; OP is a douche. There is having beliefs, and then there is looking down on people for not sharing them.

It goes both ways. :|

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[norrowa.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm glad I wasn't the only Doctor Who/Martha fan who didn't recognize Freema in that pic XD

[goldeyedkitsune.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THE GAMMANAIKA, IT WILL HAUNT ME IN MY SLEEP. FUCK.

God, most of today's secrets are kind of fail. :/

[(Anonymous)]

#34. Not to bash your love for slash but did you have to post up two of my heroes as a pairing? ;___; It kinda ruined my daydreams about them...with me *blushes*

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[vongroovy.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD IT'S NOT JUST ME.

I had never thought of it before, but just a couple nights ago my mother was watching some older show where they were interviewing Tom Cruise, and I glanced at it for a moment and asked, "What are you watching that has John Barrowman on?" And then I looked again and realized who it actually was and was kind of disturbed. More disturbed that I'd never noticed it before than disturbed about the resemblance.

Re: 30 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Let us be relieved together! :-D

[interstellar.livejournal.com]

Man. According to this post, so many people have lost all respect for me. D: I think the only box I didn't tick was Catholic.

40. You're not alone.

63. But you missed the chance for the most hilarious thing ever, a Eurovision party! D:

40. OP

[(Anonymous)]

That's so good to know. :) Thank you.

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[singealiene.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just don't know what I missed; I never got into it until about... October. But it seemed still worthwhile at that point to me because everyone had kind of calmed down. The movie community seems to be more active than the G1 and Animated communities combined.

[unleashedfreak.livejournal.com]

1. Wow. I'm a mythology geek as well, and I enjoy the naming thing.
It amuses me to recognize the names. What you're really saying is you're a pretentious mythology geek. Gotcha

30. Heh. I can kinda see it, now that you point it out

38. Aww. I liked Vaan, for all his twinky dorkiness. Though I still
love Fran, Basch, and Balthier best

56. Is it Jak-related? Everytime I see those ears, I think 'Jak and Daxter!'

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[nashidesei.livejournal.com]

Not the secret-poster, but yeah, it is! The guy there is my girlfriend's--luna_kitsu_blu's--original character.

...It's kinda weird to see him here. o_O Not the first time, but usually we can guess who it is, and this time neither of us have a clue.

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[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

40. I literally just got back from Iron Man like five minutes ago, and HOLY COW did it deliver. It made my geek heart so happy.

49. John Constantine FTW

Re: 40 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Hurrah geek hearts! :)

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[kirarakim.livejournal.com]

43) And I lose respect for people who think being "adult" means you can no longer enjoy things aimed at children. There are no age limits on a good story and Avatar is something that appeals to people of all ages. Not to mention its better written than most of the so called "adult programming".

Analysis of #70

[insanezero.livejournal.com]

Prove: My opinions are right and yours is wrong.

Theorem: I am right since everybody else is wrong.

Proof of Theorem: It is given that there is only one of me.
Assuming that everybody else is wrong:

Case 1: I am wrong - this implies that I am everybody else, which contradicts the given fact. Thus, I cannot be wrong.

Case 2: I am neither right or wrong - this implies that nobody is right. However, given that there always exist those who claim that they are nobody amongst everybody else, this implies that there exists an arbitrary number of other people who are right, which means that everybody else is not necessarily wrong. A contradiction.

Therefore, since the other two possibilities cannot exist, I can only be right since everybody else is wrong.

Proof: Given that you are not me, this must mean you must be part of everybody else. Then by the above theorem, since everybody else is wrong, you must also be wrong. Since opinions are part of one's self, your opinions must also be wrong. Furthermore, by the same theorem, I must be right, so my opinions are right. QED

By the above proof, anybody who tries to disprove my proof must be wrong.

Re: Analysis of #70

[thano.livejournal.com]

A+. Give me your address so I may stalk you creepily send you cookies. =D

[schizo-niko.livejournal.com]

9. You're talking about a different Tamaki, right? Geez. 'Ruining things for her' is so pants-on-head ridiculous that I'm just going to go over here and giggle for a bit.

43. Well, Colonel Douchebag, I must say that you have opened my eyes, and I shall never enjoy Avatar again. Thank goodness! Now I'm free to listen to NPR and play Sudoku.

...I just turned eighteen, but that doesn't change the fact that I think Avatar is interesting and humourous to watch. Why don't you log off your computer and go hit children in the park or something instead? You're wasting your time hating on people here.

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[nangijala.livejournal.com]

Eurovision >>>>>>>>> everything

Congrats Russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thano.livejournal.com]

01. Hmm... what are your thoughts on Golden Sun?
10. Why so serious shy?
43. 18. D= I'm going to cut myself now. LOL.
70. I'm delusional! I go around speaking to Mad Hatters and March Hares, I've licked white stones that actually are stone crabs in disguise, I've seen visions that put cactus juice to shame. Hahaha. =3

Re: 01

[yui-hime.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT, DAMMIT. But you're totally right that they lampoon everything under the sun in Golden Sun's naming scheme. XD

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[luisa-f.livejournal.com]

08. Are people still going on about Sheppard's hair? Of all the things that fail on a t.v show as full of fail as that shit SGA is, people pick Shep's hair?

24. Slightly unrelated but, Susan, :( sometimes I forget why I hate Narnia so much and then I think about her and I remember.

Re: 08, 24

[graziaplena.livejournal.com]

08. Yay, someone else who thinks SGA is nowhere near as fanfuckingtastic as its fandom thinks it is!