[ SECRET POST #528 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #528 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

A little early because I'm really tired...

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 266 secrets from Secret Submission Post #076.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 - template ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 - empty comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

113, 137

[dark_fishie]

113 - OMG! I haven't read the books since FOREVER!
...
Make that at least seven years >: D
Now if Diane Duane can finish and publish The Big Meow and The Door Into Starlight, I'll be a happy camper :D

137 - I find Roy/Hawkeye and Ed/Winry more established and supported with canon material than Roy/Winry, so I wince at Roy/Winry. Sorry! Maybe you can write your own?

101

[asmaria.livejournal.com]

What?? Are you SERIOUS!?

Now, mind you, I apologize for this immensely, because I feel your pain at a series ending.

But it's about damn time.

Still, I'm sorry :( Cause if you like it and want more, then that sucks.

117, 129, 165

[lordstarfish.livejournal.com]

117. OH THE LOL It's actually kinda cute! .//.
129. I dunno about 'wife'ing, but completely concur on the second point.
165. INORITE?? Their sexy sexy sex scene made me kinda embarrassed... After a million sex scenes & however much porn I've seen - it looked really personal & DAMN HOT...

158

[shun-mcdaddy.livejournal.com]

I know that this secret is wanky and all...
but that 'tidal wave of furious fat girls' comment made me laugh like an ass.

Re: 158

[(Anonymous)]

Because it happened? XD Because booooooy, did it. *looks through comments*

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[asmaria.livejournal.com]

SIGNED.

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[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

102) Okay, seriously, there are people here who ship the most random crap things imaginable: Characters who never meet in canon, characters who are ridiculously underage, characters who don't even have gender, and you are having a hard time with characters who spend huge amounts of time together and bicker like a happily married couple? It's perfectly okay to love them to death as friends, but it really takes no imagination at all to see why people actually ship them.

104) Whatever helps you to do the right thing is A-okay in my book.

111) Yeah. Lame.

123) Enjoy the rush, girl. Enjoy your boyfriend. Fandom will still be here when honeymoon excitement is over, and the long, comfortable, pleasant but somewhat boring period of mature love sets in. Don't waste it.

169) Stick to fics rated PG-13! Problem solved. Seriously, though, everyone faces this problem: There just aren't enough fics that suit our specific tastes. Doesn't matter if your tastes are for lovey dovey fics, or hard core kink, or plotty adventures, or canon couples. There's just not enough good fics period.

Re: 169

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

Ditto. In fact, I can find a decent PG-13 fics far easier than a NC-17 one. But I'm not surprised the ratio of good stuff to the so-so to shit stuff is tiny to large. This reflect literature as a whole.

[(Anonymous)]

I never comment on FS, but... OMG KEITH AND SAM. I LOVE THEM. ♥♥

[(Anonymous)]

Oops. That's 107, btw. Someone got a little too excited. XD;

[frakalakalaka.livejournal.com]

101. HAHAHAHAHA THANK GOD. Seriously. I was about to stab her >:( When your goal is 500 chapters regardless of quality (she admitted that she was making crap up week by week) you need to start dwelling on the saying "quality over quantity.

120. Holy crap that book was so RAW. I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who was touched by it :)

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[haro.livejournal.com]

101- Not denying that it's been mostly crap the past year or two but her goal wasn't really to end at five hundred chapters. She never implied that. She just said (at chapter 400) "onward to chapter 500" or something, as it would be the next landmark.

And her making crap up week by week is something she's always done for all of her series. She said that in like... 1997. I do think that's what hurt her on IY though. She could make things up at the last minute for all of her other series (and it worked fine for IY earlier on as well), but once it got to the point where she needed to plan everything out for the finale ('cuz there's no way she could play that by ear), she struggled to do so and stalled for a long time by giving us random dumb stuff.

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[gabriela-gosden.livejournal.com]

130 HAHAHAHA xDDD

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[(Anonymous)]

Damn! Well I guess my girlfriend is going to have to stop eating my pussy and start eating more cake. I'm already bisexual, though, so I'll just keep on craving cock and hating the misogynistic, privileged, fuckfaces attached to the cocks.

Re: 158

[curryblond.livejournal.com]

Ignore my keywords, you just won a fucking Internet for best response. Go you!

[highmagemaxwell.livejournal.com]

174) ILY <3 Mikami doesn't get enough love in the fandom

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[granny-apple.livejournal.com]

I know nobody's reading at this point, but Rose has shown her tendency to be an unfeeling bitch from day 1, what with the running off with a "fuck you, you're useless" to Mickey. Why should more evidence of that change anyone's opinion of her? (Not a Rose fan or basher, since I'm not even in the fandom, but seriously. Nothing new here, move along.)

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[(Anonymous)]

talesofdressing?! orly?

BUT BUT BUT NIGGER IS JUST A WORD I LIKE TO USE IN MY ROLEPLAY COMMUNITY WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL REALLY FUCKING WHITE ANYWAY. (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1150551.html)

Re: 162

[(Anonymous)]

So, you like bookmarking OLD wank? :| Get a hobby... and maybe a girlfriend.

You fail.

OP 152

[(Anonymous)]

HA! Thanks for matching up the Secret #152/Target152, technophile! :D

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[abiding.livejournal.com]

119. LOL it happened to me at times, too.

158. I am not the biggest fan of yaoi, but that picture is one of my favorites. Seriously.

168. Mmmmm Snake. ♥

[otoselkie.livejournal.com]

158. I initially went "Ah well, it's an opinion," but the tone of all the anonymous replies to negative or so-so reactions (which I assume are probably the OP) make me think "troll."

...Making this comment is going to be like stepping in dog mess, isn't it.

[(Anonymous)]

The dog mess is already here. XD

[salem-saori.livejournal.com]

158. WORD MCWORDY. Oh my God. I agree so much.

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

And that's sad....

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[stopcounting.livejournal.com]

That is the best "I ship it like _______" I have ever seen on this community.

[malkuths.livejournal.com]

I like talesofdressing. And look, I'm not being anon about it :3 ♥

too lazy to log out, tl;dr, etc~

[curryblond.livejournal.com]

101. ... holy fuck there's an end to it?

102. Other people aren't you and like things you don't like. Sometimes it doesn't even have to make sense. Just roll with it~

104. People worry too much about their motives. If you're doing good things, trying to be a good person, does it matter why you're trying to be a good person? Is someone doing it because they want to make other people happy, because that makes them happy, being selfish? Don't worry too much about it. You're a good person, no matter what makes you that way. ♥

There are worse role models.

109. No no, I think you're just mistaking your personal preference as a good qualifier for overall ability. I doubt that the millions of other people in the universe would "all suck" at those roles, just because they don't happen to be those two guys.

110. This secret makes me uncomfortable, in a sort of, why-are-you-so-uncomfortable-with-being-a-lesbian, only I'm pretty sure I don't want the answer to that. ): Still, good for you- I'm glad you can feel comfortable with yourself, no matter the reason. Plus, that ship = win.

113. OH FUCK YES THE THIRD ONE'S COMING OUT ♥ I'mma have to get the second one and reread now!

118. That boy is adorable and I want to take him out for ice cream floats and gossip. And I'm not even into the girl-talk-gossip scene. ♥ Have to say no sex though, boyparts don't do it for me. STILL.

122. ... if your boyfriend thinks you're a lesbian, despite being interested in him and therefore AT MOST being bisexual, because you like series that talk about lesbians then your boyfriend is being kinda retarded, hon. I... seriously have no words. :|

123. Uh. You could... try the fanfiction that isn't porn? I- I mean wtf do you think all fanfiction is a replacement for a sex life?

124. Because good people in real life can't be petty? You forget they ended up bonding by the midway point. :/ She was being unreasonable, true, but people... do that, and she got past it.

129. "I would wife the shit out of her" is the BEST. PHRASE. EVER XDDDD

135. Oh god same. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SMILE, MAN, THAT SMIIIILE DX

145. Oh, wow! You don't like something that's popular! How groundbreaking! You'd better mock it!

I think roleplay is a good use of imagination, storytelling, and just a great way to have fun with friends. So I'll be in my roleplaying corner, and you can be in your... wherever you are corner, IDK what you're interested in, and why don't we both just move on with our lives, shall we?

148. ... D'awwww, now I kinda want to get back into that series and ship them too. :>

152. Do it! Everyone loves good fic, and you know you'll get an audience. (:

157. Oh wooooow nice crack pairing. *v* YES.

158. Riiiiight. Sounds like butthurt OP is butthurt about something. Answering personally because of your rather personal statement right at the end, but as for myself, honey, I know I don't ever want sex with a guy, ever, and the IRL male form does zero at all for me. Zip. Zilch. Nada. 99% of everything I write centers around the male characters, most of my pairings I dabble in are gay, I do love icons with girls in them but mostly use ones with guys, etc and so forth.

Also, you're an automatic retard for assuming just because someone is into yaoi, they're a "fat fangirl who can't get a boyfriend." I have had both a girlfriend, and boyfriends before I figured out guys do nothing for me, and am... probably unhealthily underweight which I'm not proud of. And one of my best friends EVER is overweight, one of the sweetest people you'd ever meet, and fucking ENGAGED. And also? A slash fan, very into guys in all her fandoms, and bisexual.

So shut the fuck up and remove your stick, retard. (Oh, no, it's part of a "furious tidal wave of fat girls and long ranting diatrabes! Because of course you're not bitchy and full of yourself, you're just right.)

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[noni-moon.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I KNOW! he's like "=D I trampled all over your pretty little heart" in that shot DX

continuation after the furious tidal wave dealie-o

[curryblond.livejournal.com]

159. Novel idea here: why don't you hate the fans/fandom/stupid people, and not the movie? Pretty sure it's not the movie's fault if people are annoying you.

163. ... Uh, so do I? I'm not seeing why this is a bad thing, exactly?

164. I have no clue what the heck this series is even about. Did you actually get a season and a half into Higurashi and want it to be a cute, sweet, and wholesome series? Why did you WATCH it? o_O

169. Then ignore the porn and look at the stories that... don't have porn? I know some people go overboard, but sheesh. I think porn is awesome from time to time, and especially can be epic when worked into a larger story- after all, two people that love each other will be cuddly and emotional and go to great lengths, but at some point, they may have sex, and it may make sense, and it may be important.

Short form, here, let other people do what they enjoy. Just because you don't enjoy it as much doesn't mean they should stop. Just look for the things you like, and enjoy those.

171. ............ oh my god that is the ugliest superman i have ever seen

what

174. I. ... I could completely, utterly, hardcore ship them because of your last point alone, man. THANKS. ._.

not!secret #2: Because somehow, someone making a request that could easily be filled in a unique way by anyone who knows both of those series well enough... makes everyone stop filling requests and requesting? Maybe it's the other people on the kink meme that fail, then, if they can't get past a single visible comment and move on to the next thing.

too!big #2: I don't really ship them, though I A+ the pairing. XD IF THAT MAKES SENSE? I ship like... everyone so I don't mind them at all, but I don't actively ship them, there we go. And I love Shamal/Gokumommy, so... father, not!father, or epic perverted uncle are all fine with me 8D ♥

too!big #3: It's weird, but with a few exceptions, no matter WHAT the fandom is or how much it would make sense, OT3's are almost impossible to find anything for. Even if a ton of people shipped it, it would still be hard. I think the two exceptions I can think of are Sora/Kairi/Riku and Kyouya/Tamaki/Haruhi. Even in the Reborn fandom, despite everyone shipping Gokudera/Tsuna, Gokudera/Yamamoto, and some shipping Yamamoto/Tsuna, and a lot of people actually liking the threesome, there's precious little for it. Sadness. >:

template: ... l-lol what this is amazing. XDDDDD SPARKLES AND INTERNETS FOR YOU, ODD SIR-MADAME.

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[versa6032.livejournal.com]

125. I love when people post Monkee secrets. =D
174. I now ship it.

[(Anonymous)]

112. aww, Guy.
174. point no.3 alone had me understood. this secret makes so much sense. XD

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[(Anonymous)]

TBH, Rose, Sarah Jane and the Doctor were being arseholes to each other.

The Doctor: For not saying a word to Rose about Sarah Jane or any of the other companions he had, for not telling Sarah Jane fully about why he had to leave her (without breaking the fourth wall and blabbing that he can only hold down a companion for a year or so before they get fed up with him).

Sarah Jane: For being so full of herself that he wouldn't *move on* after her, mutual catty behavior with Rose.

Rose: For thinking that she was the Doctor's only companion EVAR, mutual catty behavior with Sarah Jane.

And yet I still love that episode.

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[ritalion.livejournal.com]

As much as I love the dressing room, because it is a load of fun, it's...kind of a black hole of OOC. there's a lot of fun stuff going on, but not a whole lot of IC, and the mod is...not going to be wanky, but i'm going to have disagree about the awesome part.

and was i the only person annoyed by coffee!lloyd? i thought that was the stupidest shit ever.

Re: 162

[solerika]

Coffee!Lloyd was stupid, but that just made it amusing to piss him off. <<;