[ SECRET POST #3958 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3958 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
(Black Clover)


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03.
[The Magnificent Seven (2016)]


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04.
[Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]


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05.
[Jim Morrison]


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06.
("The Monster" --Eminem, feat. Rihanna)


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07.
[Great British Bake Off, Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding]


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08.
(Supergirl)


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09.
[Hemlock Grove - Peter/Miranda/Roman]








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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 42 secrets from Secret Submission Post #567.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

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General comments:

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Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Do you ever find yourself missing those old dialup modem noises?

Re: Beep boop!

[morieris]

Yes....slightly unrelated, but now I want to make my text received message the AOL "You've got mail!" tone.

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Hell no! My ears hurt just thinking of them.

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I make the noises myself.

Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep! Mnn-RRNG Mnn-RRNG *static noise*

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Well... "miss" is too strong a word. I love my high speed internet. :) But on the occasions I hear the old dial up modem noise, I still have this instinctive "HELL YES I'M ONLINE" reaction to it that's kind of funny.

Re: Beep boop!

[bur]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1UY7eDRXrs

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Hell no. It was always such a pain in the ass trying to cover up the noise when I would use the computer at night. I enjoy playing the sound for my young nieces and nephews though. It blows their mind that we had to deal with that noise every time we wanted to connect to the internet.

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

No, it was very very annoying.

Re: Beep boop!

[hamimi_fk]

NO x.x

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck no.

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

I guess I’m fifty fifty on this one.
On one hand, yes, it does make me feel nostalgic.
On the other, I’m not missing the glacially slow connection speed and constant redialing involved whenever someone needed to use the damn phone line for anything other than going online.

Re: Beep boop!

[syncing_feeling]

Oh my god, I just Youtubed it because I was sure it couldn't sound as bad as I remembered it. What a hellish collection of sounds.

Re: Beep boop!

[dahli]

They bring me nostalgia but I don't miss the slow internet connection.

Re: Beep boop!

[(Anonymous)]

You can always find a fax machine to hang out with if you really miss the sound.

Does anyone need a car

[(Anonymous)]

I present to you the greatest car commercial ever made!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlNeiY4Rf4

...For a used 1996 Honda Accord.

Re: Does anyone need a car

[(Anonymous)]

Quite nice. My favourite is still going to be the dancing Citroën C4, though.

Best Of All Time

[(Anonymous)]

change the title to talk about the best all-time things in various categories

What fanfic do you read over and over?

[(Anonymous)]

^^^^^^^^^^^

What fanfics do you love but can only bear to read once?

[(Anonymous)]

Could be because of subject matter or length.

What book did you read...

[(Anonymous)]

that made you want read every other book that author has written?

How is your Saturday going?

[(Anonymous)]

I tried making roasted potatoes and they did not turn out as good as I wanted.

What do you want done with your body when you die?

[(Anonymous)]

Or what do you want to happen at your funeral?

I need pairing recs!!

[(Anonymous)]

Looking for m/m ships with dom/sub themes/undertones, but no ultra-woobification of bottom or villainization of top.

Anyone here halfway decent at writing resumes and can answer one question?

[kaijinscendre]

I need help before I punch my computer.

I have no idea what to put under Qualifications Summary vs Job Summary responsibilities vs Skills. I am trying to use a combination resume. https://resumegenius.com/resume-formats/combination-resume-samples

For instance, I wrote this list I was going to put under my Qualifications Summary.

-Designed training plan to teach new employees on use for specialized machinery and company regulations
-Directed employees in order to achieve production goals while maintaining product quality
-Utilized software to create marketing material for distribution to customers and website displays
-Collaborate with other departments to assist them in meeting company deadlines

But those are all things I did in my most recent job. So...should they go under my job responsibilities? In that case, what should I put under qualifications summary and skills?

Is my Qualifications Summary like an opening paragraph for a paper? So each bullet point is a generalized thing I am good at which is then backed up in my job responsibility 'paragraphs'?