[ SECRET POST #535 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #535 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 257 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - response ], [ 1 2 - why me ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[lizzie-2113.livejournal.com]

112. I don't want to meet them because I'm scared they'll be pathetic basement dwellers. I mean, I love my internet buddies, I just know they're definitely not my scene IRL.
because I actually have a RL.
116. ...Well, are you reading the manga? if you are then how far through?
I don't know how you can't see it, even if you don't like the pairing.
118. Or just an excuse for suprise buttsex? don't be wishing dicks where they ain't already unless you're serious, boy. (I say this in jest, because I hate trying to be converted as well)
139. I set songs from animes as my ring tone. also i had yellow ribbons in my hair like Haruhi Suzumiya for about six months, no one noticed :<
141. Thats the reason I'm terrified of joining any new fandoms, depressing really.
why me. welcome to e-fame. At least they only stalk your Lj and not, y'know, your house.

RESPONSES 1 & 2

[(Anonymous)]

(1) Welcome to the internets.
(2) You lose at life. Please shoot yourself in the vagina immediately.

That is all.

[victor-victim.livejournal.com]

101 - Awww, that's such a good idea! :) Now I don't feel guilty for wishing the police would concentrate their tiem on other crimes!

117 - He IS very attractive <3

125 - Yeah, she kinda reminded me of Franny... but... I don't like either of the characters, so it's okay 8D; Sorry.

131 - I ship it, even though I haven't played the game :( I went to Wikipedia to read the spoilers as soon as it came out and I was VERY HAPPY at the ending. DON'T BE ASHAMED ♥

116.

[frakalakalaka.livejournal.com]

120.

[sevetenks.livejournal.com]

0/10 and facepalm.jpg sum up my reaction pretty well.

142

[spiderhood.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's one awesome fanart! Source, please? Please?!

[cleartempest.livejournal.com]

145 OMG, A WOLF'S RAIN SECRET. <3

124

[(Anonymous)]

124: Oh no, don't do that. Then you will scare the fck out of him and he'll stop being a nice actor to his fans for fear they will be creepy like you. Remember the woman that bit him? Jeez, that damn near turned him off to the whole lot of us. Just admire him from afar like the rest of society and live with it.

107, 150

[bre-the-writer.livejournal.com]

107. I really, really hope I don't know you.

150. I do believe that was rather the point of the song, especially tied in with "Hello Little Girl". I feel bad for you, though.

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

111. I think she'd be way hotter if she'd learn that GIRLS, EYELINER MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK SMALLER

146. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS JAMES FENIMORE "IT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC FOR A WHOLE TRIBE OF INDIANS TO HIDE IN A SAPLING" COOPER BETTER THAN ANYTHING FANDOM CHURNS OUT

#111

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

yes yes THIS.

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[museseeker.livejournal.com]

Is that picture from Rundetårn?

102, 104, 116, 120, 130

[kindergraph.livejournal.com]

102. omg yes ;_;

104. troll troll is troll.

116. HOW COULD YOU NOT? i don't have a problem with people that say they don't ship it, but you can't honestly say that clamp isn't SHOVING THE GAY DOWN OUR THROATS

120. yes, it became GLARINGLY obvious halfway through your secret that you HAVEN'T seen more than one episode. i'll admit that comparing kamina to jesus is...weird, and it's okay if you don't like gurren lagann, but don't denounce the fans as idiots if you haven't even seen most of the series.

130. OMG 30 ROCK SECRET. i don't actively ship it but i too am convinced that they are secretly hitting on each other.

Re: 102, 104, 116, 120, 130

[(Anonymous)]

not!secret op but

104 - how is this a troll? because I can assure you there are fans that have totally prevented me from watching a show and have ensured that I will never watch it because of the idiocy of the fans.

[faythalie.livejournal.com]

101: This secret is certainly the cutest, most awesome and incredibly right one ever! I love you OP!!!
122: THANKS!!!
138: The secret world of Alex Mack secret FTW!
I LOVED this show XD (the secret makes me want to rewatch it) !

[(Anonymous)]

141. If you fuck up, just keep your head down. Fly under the radar and it will blow over in no time. This is a concept that habitual wankers can never understand.

Shut up. Just stop wanking for a while, stop trying to defend yourself or your friends and it will blow over. I realize that two weeks seems like an eternity in online but in real life, it's nothing.

145. your otp was destroyed by someone else's otp. the world will end, now. brace yourself. *rolls eyes*

147. I would think that makes you even more creative.

153. ew.

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[xbriyeon.livejournal.com]

o_o dude, why do you hate Arrested Development?

[shun-mcdaddy.livejournal.com]

110. Agreed! I think I may know of what fandom you are talking about... or maybe not.

120. Fandom sure is full of entitlement-complexed 5 year olds. And no, I don't watch GL, but with quotes like, "...lose faith in my entire generation" and "The world needs to grow the fuck up" over a bunch of fans clammering about something you don't like, since in your mind they should cater to your needs and politics, makes me think that you need to grow up.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

101: That's so incredibly sweet. I hope you're right, anon. (Never wanted to grow up either...)

107: Completely understood. People never seem to get that fanfic is really, really different that published fic, or even would-be-published fic.

Congrats on the ghey thing though. XD

108: Badfic is great fantasy fodder. XD I'd say write it out anyways, if only for the practice. :D It need never be shown to anyone. (Has a few like that.) and even badfic written AS badfic has a high amusement factor.

109: LOL

110: It's not limited to Japanese. *sigh* I think it's just that English-language artists are more likely to find it through the grapevine. Gods, this is going to make me sound old, but the Japanese-origin fandoms are becoming more and more "American" as the older people become occupied with adult things (jobs, relationships, bills, etc) and leaving it to kids with no idea of the years of fandom tradition and respect that they're supposed to be inheriting. This is part of what sucks about an instant-gratification medium like the internet. New people to a subculture like fandom come and go so fast that they don't have time to learn the unwritten rules by exposure and brow-beating. At the same time, they're frequently too immature to think about learning them before they break them. *SIGH* GODS, I feel old now.

111: That is a beautiful woman. Anyone who thinks she's ugly may be in need of assistance.

112: I worry about that too. :(

114: Aw. I do too, though I only dare write 30s-40s for fear of the "ew, OLD" reaction. I think it's the validation of the "happily ever after". It's so easy to see everything as perfect and fluffy when you're 20 and the sex is still hot, but love after 60 years when both of them need help from the other? And the sex mat still be hot, but infrequent and rife with complications? That's real love, baby.

122: Because most of fandom who are girls? Not trying to bash or anything, but romance is the feminine porn, and in most cultures women are raised with a pre-made plan of "grow up, fall in love, get married, have babies". (shrug) It makes sense that we project the first three (and frequently the fourth) onto our fantasies via fandom.

139: Sing it aloud, BB. ♥ They notice it more. I do that all the time. Also, my ringtone is from Kingdom Hearts. :D

141: Not really, though it fades. The internet is a giant archive of past wank. Nothing ever goes away.

152: Aw. (hugs)

[(Anonymous)]

107. *hugs*
110. I agree with you. But some people are foolish enough to think Japanese=canon. WTF.
116. Your perspective. Nothing doing.
141. As do I. But for repeat offenders…
147. That’s actually a pretty good idea.

[allodole.livejournal.com]

120. Uhh.
143. I've watched it for a second and the only thing it has made me do is to yawn.

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[soledad-moon.livejournal.com]

There are better ships out there, anyway. :)

[jblankbluth.livejournal.com]

149. Crow is where it's at, bitches.
150. ...there's nothing appropriate that i can say in response.

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[yourlivewire.livejournal.com]

i don't get it either. i love dean/cassie, route 666 is one of my favorite episodes.

even if she was only in one episode, she's a far better character than bela ever was.

[courtney-mudie7.livejournal.com]

130- your not alone! we def need Jenna/Kennith fic.. it would be <3!

147- That rocks. very original idea.

[deandratb.livejournal.com]

134. My husband and I saw it, cuz, well, Angelina. It was so dull I'm surprised we survived. We spent most of the movie agreeing about how dull it was, and being glad we'd never have to see it again.

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[nathan-p.livejournal.com]

I've been looking for a copy of that book for ages, let alone the movie. It's awesome to know someone else out there likes it.