[ SECRET POST #4077 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4077 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Travelers]


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03.
[Joel Kinnaman in Altered Carbon]


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04.
(Black Mirror/IT Crowd)


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05.
[Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir]


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06.
[Little House on the Prairie]


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07.
[Guardians of the Galaxy 2]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 44 secrets from Secret Submission Post #584.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Review/Analysis of Enterprise's "Cold Storage 12"

[(Anonymous)]

The genetically engineered humans stage a heist to rescue their "siblings" from a medical station that's also full of infectious diseases. I continue to wonder why anybody thought this was a good idea (the station, not the episode).

https://tv-366.blogspot.com/2018/03/day-349-enterprise-cold-station-12.html

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4077

[(Anonymous)]

Oh shoot i totally forgot to make M*A*S*H secrets and ask for them to be posted today. Stupid me!

Re: 4077

[tabaqui]

AW!! I love M*A*S*H! That would have been awesome!

Re: 4077

[greghousesgf]

David Ogden Stiers died. :(

Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

gooooo

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I want a SO only for the secondary income.

NSFW

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a bisexual woman who likes the look of fake breasts. Well, decently done fake breasts. I think it is probably related to the early porn I found when I didn't have access to much. But still. It makes me feel uncomfortable and a little un-femenist. But damn it, I like big breasts (not giant, but definitely between a C and a DD I'm the most attracted) that are also perky. Real ones like that are good too.

Also, I like porn with tit fucking. The combination of things I find really attractive: dicks, breasts, come, come shots.

I try to be careful about the porn I watch to make sure that I research the women involved so I'm sure they actually want to be there. But I still feel guilty.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I have opinions on the relative attractiveness of US presidential assassins. Ranked in order from most to least attractive:

1) Leon Czolgosz
2) John Wilkes Booth
3) Charles Guiteau (I'm not into his beard, but it looks like he had really amazing eyes)
4) Lee Harvey Oswald

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[morieris]

I took a job at Starbucks instead of in my field (IT)

And I'm like......you know what? Cool. It shouldn't be so hard to break into an industry where the base level is sitting at a desk and helping people, even just help desk. And I don't even like all the sitting!

I still think I'll fall into IT, but I just wanted to be in it for not too long, until I had enough money to A) move from my shithole town and B) live comfortably and make myself a real film critic.

I've always wanted to learn about coffee.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[philstar22]

I love heels. I can't wear them. Every time I try I regret it because of the combination of foot/back problems and being overweight. Even chunky heels and wedges hurt. Actually, most shoes that aren't my sneakers end up hurting even when I put orthotics in them. And yet, when I'm feeling particularly down about myself and want to feel pretty, my go to is heels (well, heels and corsets).

Heeled boots in particular are the best, though horribly uncomfortable to me. They just make me feel like I'd fit in with my fandoms, and also sexy and tall and powerful. My goal is to someday own a pair of knee high boots that actually fit (super wide calves).

It always makes me sad when I see shoes I like that I can never wear. I want to wear heels. I'm working on losing the weight, but the foot/back issues aren't going to just go away.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[philstar22]

TBH, I'm not sure I want a relationship, and I really don't think I want marriage. Friends with benefits sounds like the best arrangement to me. I want the sex, but otherwise I want a friend. I hate sharing a bed or even a room with someone else. I can spend days by myself, and when I come home from a long day I really just want to be alone. Give me someone I can talk to about things and who I can have sex with, but who goes to their own home (or room) after.

But I don't even really know how to make friends. So I don't know that I'm ever going to even have that.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I love my friends but I can only meet them in a neutral outside place. I don't feel comfortable going to their place and I certainly don't want them at mine.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I have such a hard time dealing with my sister. She's a better person than our parents, and politically we agree on just about everything whereas our parents are super conservative. And yet I can deal with them most of the time, but it is always so awkward, uncomfortable, or tense with her.

But there was a time when we were kids where she was abusive because of an illness she had. She doesn't remember it, but I do. And she's overpowering and always feels the need to be competitive about everything and boss everyone around.

We were getting along better for a few years. But then she got married, and her husband was diagnosed with some mental health issues. And I have similar issues, though not the same. And while I get that it is hard for her, and that she kind of has to parent him, she's really hard on him and doesn't seem to understand or want to understand what he's going through. Which has lowered my opinion of her a lot. So things are back to being awkward between us.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I’m asexual, but I don’t think it’s an intrinsic thing for me. If all my experiences of other people being/faking being attracted to me, or propositioning me, hadn’t become either an occasion for mockery or threatening violence/not consensual, or both, I think I’d be bisexual.

But now, 30 years after a seven year old friend explained about masturbation and then made me demonstrate (I was four) when I think “that person’s cute,” my brain cuts in with all the ways it could go wrong and burns the attraction to ash in a millisecond. Also I’m sullen and fat, so I’d have to change my diet and exercise as well as spend years in therapy to change, and I’m too lazy to bother. Sigh.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I'd be a lot better off (financially and emotionally) if I had some of the mental and emotional health issues I see people vent about on social media. "I base my entire self worth on how hard I work/my grades" for instance.

Fandom-Tangental Politics

[(Anonymous)]

enjoying the delicious schadenfreude that trump took the first opportunity to scapegoat gamers for school shootings, throwing gamergate under the bus for nra votes.

[(Anonymous)]

Guy commits suicide outside the White House.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/breaking-news-white-house-north-lawn-reports-shots-fired-today-03-03-2018-live-updates/

Question

[thewakokid]

How to train your dragon porn: Why does Astrid get such a consistently rough ride? Like, I like it violent and dark, don't get me wrong, but I saw some shit today that made me have to track down my puppy to cuddle. Dark shit, and it was ALL dark shit. Like I've not seen a character so consistently fucked over in porn since... Well, I was gonna say Sakura, but no even she got some occasional soft / gentle and loving sex.

[thewakokid]

I'm really hungry, but my girlfriend wont go and make me food. So I'm forced to ask: What is the point of women?

How is your day going?

[(Anonymous)]

\o/

Embarrassing mispronunciations

[syncing_feeling]

I was on holiday for the week and thought I'd treat myself to a bottle of port. I went right up to the counter and loudly asked for "a bottle of COCKBURN'S, please!" in front of a queue of people.

Apparently I managed to completely miss the fact that the "CK" is silent, and there was even a whole ad campaign based around it ('Pronounce Responsibly'). The guy at the counter was in stitches. I asked my dad why he never corrected me before when I got home, and he said he thought it was too hilarious to stop. Tell me your embarrassing mispronunciations/grammar faux pas, please, FS.

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