[ SECRET POST #584 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #584 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Layout entries'll be posted later tonight!

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 371 secrets from Secret Submission Post #084.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - empty comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[redrevelry.livejournal.com]

108. Your sexual orientation doesn't have anything to do with what you ship. Also, I'm pretty sure that most MGS fans (including the guys) acknowledge that Snake and Otacon are gay for each other.

150. Are you talking about the hairstyles? There are a few good ones, but most of them are... ehhh.

N!S2: I love this. So, we can all break any laws we want because, hey, they're just words (on paper)! Who cares about words! It's not like wars have started and ended because of words! IT'S NOT LIKE THE INTERNET IS FULL OF WORDS. STFU and GTFO.

[omorka.livejournal.com]

"My god . . . it's full of words!"

Actually, now I'm thinking it would have been cooler if 2001 had ended like that . . .

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[merchendiver.livejournal.com]

They were so in love!

#178. (I couldn't resist).

[(Anonymous)]

Do I really look like a man with a plan, Light? I don't have a plan. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am, Light? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Yotsuba Group has plans. L has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'm telling the truth.
[hands Light a notebook]
It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few pages handed to some morons. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old Idol Singer will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Light? It's fair.

Re: #178. (I couldn't resist).

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. xD

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[blueutopiah.livejournal.com]

And I just found out today that Nadal will most likely take the #1 spot from Federer this week. It's like the old Sampras/Agassi rivalry, but with so much more sexy intensity. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only tennis fan on LJ, thank you for posting this.

Re: 142

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Not the OP, but you might want to check out fedal_slash. There are lots of us!

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[rainbow-cnxn.livejournal.com]

157) Adama/Roslin is one of the best things left about BSG. Actually, most things about Roslin are awesome.

170) I see an ass with a gun. Am I supposed to see something else in that?

172) Tell that to /a/.

Re: 170

[sdissynthium.livejournal.com]

It's Assy McGee.

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[xbenji65.livejournal.com]

I hate the joining of names. It's stupid.

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

112. LOVE THAT MOVIE. >3
154. Ahh, yeah... I'm pretty much the same. =/ I was never really a big fan and now I wanna read the graphic novel. But I feel for the real fans--I never did what the fangirls did to Batman and Heath's Joker, and I won't do it to Watchmen. Too much respect from me, n00bs.
158. *tilts head* Huh. >_O
162. Ahaha, that's happened to me so many times. xD
167. Ugh, yes. ><

Forgot...

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

141. I actually enjoyed this movie, to my surprise. I never read the reviews though... now I'm glad. >.>
180. I think this secret just made me realize I have a Nazi fetish.
Or it could've been Swing Kids. >3

[mechanicaljewel.livejournal.com]

116. Dammit! Stop making me ship it! (That picture is adorable).

121. It's ok, I took up karate because of the Matrix. I made it to brown belt before I ran out of steam.

141. Speed Racer got waaaay more bad ink than it deserved. The critics loathed it. I can understand not liking it to some extent (though I absolutely loved it), but the vitriol they flung at it, you'd think Emile Hirsch had raped all of their mothers.

149. LOL overanalysing your kinks. It's sex. Whatever turns you on turns you on, just roll with it. Meanwhile, to deal with fandom, start some discussion on good het or yuri pairings. Offer a het/yuri fanfic challenge. You'd be surprised, and you just might help some other people expand their tastes.

153. If only I could be as optimistic as you.

154. Awww, that's sweet of you. Sounds like it happened to one of your fandoms?

158. A Dorian Gray secret? :D! I really can't see him as Dorian either :/ and did you see that they cast Colin Firth as Lord Henry? I mean, wut? Colin Firth would be the perfect Basil, yes, but the flamboyant amoral dandy that is Lord Henry? I don't think so.

180. Oh God do I know where that's coming from. I don't have a Nazi kink per se, but because of that movie, to me there's not a single story that can't be improved by the introduction of Nazis. (Uncle Max hooked up with Rolf for protection, btw)

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

to me there's not a single story that can't be improved by the introduction of Nazis.

This sounds like it should be some kind of game.

The Nazi of the Opera
Wuthering Nazis
Charlie and the Chocolate Nazi
Nazis of the Caribbean

Hmmmmm.

[homestar.livejournal.com]

146. I LOVE YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

156. I had the same problem with Avatar. Apparently, after a fandom ends, I move on to Batman cartoons. Go figure!

[antiva.livejournal.com]

120. Is that the piano player from Yume Nikki? :OOOO

[(Anonymous)]

(120 OP.) Yes. Yes it is. :3

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[captainsarah.livejournal.com]

109. Don't care about the secret. CALVIN AND HOBBES IS EPIC. :D
121. I think that's cool. Mulan was one of my favorites growing up.
148. WIN.
172. Digimon was one of my first fandoms, too. I thought it was only natural for pairings to have names like that. :O

[noni-moon.livejournal.com]

108. AWESOME SECRET IS AWESOME! 8D

149. honey, there is absolutely zero problem with you. you're just not interested in Yaoi, as simple as that. I adore slash ( though I don't like Yaoi that much ), but I totally get why it's NOT for everyone.

you don't have to justify to yourself or to anyone why it doesn't appeal to you. because, at the end of the day, it's just a personal preference.

it's mostly ( for me atleast, I cannot by any means attempt to speak for the entire Yaoi fandom in its myriad variations ) has nothing to do with to do with being insecure with your sexuality.

tl;dr : not getting Yaoi IS OKAY. your not less of a woman for disliking it, just as much I'm not more of a woman for liking it :)

[amethyst-wolf.livejournal.com]

108: It's not too bad on the dark side, here. I think I've been shipping them since MGS1, to be honest. The way they play off each other and their chemistry- honestly, I could go on forever, but it's my favorite pairing to rule them all. It's really not so bad. ;3

110: Okay.

122: Good for you! That's some scary shit there, and I can't say I don't emphasize.

145: OH SHIT TENCHI MUYO SECRET! 8D
Ryoko is fucking awesome, hands down, and I honestly can't blame you, there. I don't think it's pathetic.

149: You're really not any less of a woman, and there's nothing wrong with you in the slightest. Preferences are preferences, and you can't think less of yourself because you're going against the grain, here. Don't worry about what other women do.

170: OH GOD YES. I thought that RIDICULOUSLY DEEP VOICE reminded me of something. You're the best, anon. ♥

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[(Anonymous)]

I love you right now. I don't know why, but as a Spaniard, this secret has made me feel proud :)

Also, HOT.

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[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

113.) Indeed. Near is that much of a voyeur awesome.

125.) Oh god I lol'd.

138.) I won't argue with this because you have a point. I am, after all, fucking crazy.

153-154.) I lol'd by the sheer coincidence alone. Sob.

163.) Your father must be really cool.

170.) I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOU.

173.) So beautiful.

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[infinite-beauty.livejournal.com]

Bart! D:
I hope they bring him back as the awesome Bart he used to be, and not the weird serious one he was when he died.

[starringbuttons.livejournal.com]

148. I was the exact same way. Whose Line was my secret fandom for a year or so because all my friends thought RPS was gross and creepy....And until that pairing, I did, too. But come on! They have serious chemistry!

[(Anonymous)]

They totally do! Part of it is them being absolute best friends but part of it might be something there....

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[jading.livejournal.com]

Good for you! :) It's been about 5 years, and I haven't yet killed Ganon(dorf). I think the main reason is because I don't want it to end. When my dad finished the game, I bawled at the ending ):

[torayakari.livejournal.com]

125. Micheael Jackson conspiracy?
... Hell, I believe it. D:

145. FUCK YEAH RYOKO.
;~; She was my hero as a kid.

146. ... Goddammit, cannot unsee.

163. I want to meet this father of yours now.

179. You would LOVE my friend Kat. Captain Falcon is her game!dad too. :3

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

163. He is pretty awesome, but I think it's just the goatee. My dad had one for several years.

-OP

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[libumkeiki.livejournal.com]

how about him now?

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[mechanicaljewel.livejournal.com]

OMG. Is that a real set pic?

...I'll be in my bunk.

[killcity.livejournal.com]

121. I started martial arts because of Jackie-Chan. I would never think differently of someone who had someone else as an inspiration.

OP of 121

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

<3

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[donoka.livejournal.com]

132. The fact she she used the word "hawt" in the acknowledgments made me cringe.

167. Amen. I'm also sick of people saying they "relate to the joker" SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

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[expertease.livejournal.com]

113. i feel you. >:
160. DUDE. ken tops malik?!? ffffffffffff that sounds like something impossible to me. XD
168. ECKHART. (the second one.) HOT DAMN.
178. ...oh great, now i see it too. D: although i have to admit this secret hasn't ruined anything. XD

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

111. Running for one's life from pepperpots of doom is as valid a reason as any other, really! PLus being able to smugly look at the bodies of the fallen nerds who DIDN'T exercise and go 'I told you so'!~

116. What IS that ship? Is that Rorscach?

121. Dudette I started martial arts because of Street Fighter. I don't know, but I think most others don't really have THAT big and high and mighty reasons for training Martial Arts that would allow them to look down on you for that reason.

122. I blame you not, that temple was scary. Even if the boss is pretty damn goofy compared to the shambling long-necked zombie blob thing.

128. That... was ever even in question? I've been down with that line of thought since day one.

130. Yeah I think I agree and will WTF about this until someone tells me just who 'Colbie' is and why anyone would link her with Snake.

152. I admit: I would play it both for gameplay AND educational purposes. I want to know at least 75 % of what they're talking about in that comic. And how to use to mindcrush my enemies.

169. I have no idea who that is, but gosh darn me if I don't agree with you.

170. I need to know who that ass with rifle is, and I need to know it now.

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[archerstar.livejournal.com]

I think it's Nite Owl/Rorschach. That's what it looks like to me, at least.

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[zidane.livejournal.com]

122. I still maintain that Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask are the scariest goddamn games ever :|

128. I've been saying this for YEARS. Heck, wasn't there that one serial where Joker got a fuckton of power from Myzplwhateverkeyboardsmash? Yeah. Yeah.

Also, PAGE 5

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[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

OH yes - and Majora's Mask may be the darkest, as well! What the hell, ten-year-old boy fails to save the world in three days so EVERYONE DIES? Pressure, much? o.O

(Why am I talking like Yoda?)