[ SECRET POST #592 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #592 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 322 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 - insanely tl;dr personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

#130

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

I know nobody is going to read this far, but you know.
When I saw TDK, there'd already been secrets like this one going up for a couple of weeks on F!S. And for a lot of the movie, all I could think about was all the kids posting secrets here, going 'I want the Joker. I am so ashamed' or 'I want the Joker. God, I am so weird' or 'I want the Joker. I can't admit it to anyone' and I ended up crying, because I cannot understand how everyone can think they're alone in this. Of course they're not. Nobody is ever alone in what or who they want, and there is nothing shameful about a character with a boatload of charisma having the effect that charisma usually has on people. For those who've made secrets going 'y'all are disgusting', well, that's the thing about charisma - it's not universal. Not everyone is drawn to the same things. But you're never alone, and it's never something to be ashamed of, to want or think about something or someone. What you do about it might be a different matter, but I wish people weren't so messed up by realising they think the Joker is fascinating. He's meant to be. He is. :/

Re: #130

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

IAWTC.

I didn't even like TDK, and these idiots whining on about how Joker fangirls need help are annoying me simply because they're so fricking ignorant.

Agreeing all the more with the secret about this from yesterday or the day before. Learn some human psychology, people.

[penumbra.livejournal.com]

What's with the FFVII sweep today?

123: People like Genesis? Really?

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I kind of hate them a little bit on principle.

[iamthemurderer.livejournal.com]

105. This will always be one of my favorite pairings too.

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[xbenji65.livejournal.com]

Mag Launcher uses a megaphone

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

102. Pretend you're writing h/c, but forget to write the comfort part. That'll learn 'em.

103. lol wut

114. It could've been worse. Your roommate could've asked you to read... *gulp* Twilight. *IMMEDIATE BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH OF DOOM*

125. I just think of Kate Bush.

127. No one expects giggling at cardinals, either.

130. "Am I alone?"

Yes, completely. All those other secrets professing desires so similar to yours? LIIIIIIIIES.

139. AS IT SHOULD BE.

154. AYYYYYYYYYYY.

164. Ouch to a major extent.

169. I love their expressions.

170. I HAVE BEEN CHAAAAAAAAAANGED FOR GOOD

182. Could be just me, but "mate with" is a funny way to say "screw the living hell out of" outside of fandoms that wouldn't normally use such vernacular (a few anime fandoms, furry fandoms, etc.).

188. OH GOD I HOPE THAT SONG IS "IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND" COVERED BY STARS ON 54

NO

DAMMIT

NOT INTERESTED

Re: 125

[(Anonymous)]

YOU KNOW IT'S MEE-EEEEEEEEEE

CATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[saave.livejournal.com]

126. I look forward to seeing it hafgf just because I KNOW it will fail.
141. ... I love how it says "Wang."
154. Ahaha I love this secret.

[freakyfanboy.livejournal.com]

101. Oh God, he'd be the worst president ever. I'd rather vote for Nader.

103. Oh gosh. XD

104. Oh, we know. I once heard Hugh Grant try to do an American accent. Didn't work.

112. Same here, actually.

127. LOOOOL XDDDD

139. My brother's inner monologue is narrarated by Peter Lord. YOu're not alone.

149. I'd rather have more people in less-common fandoms...but I'm biased.

182. Delusional.

[serika-san.livejournal.com]

Chrono Crusade secret...

Having to do with angst...

And you didn't reply.

IS IT YOURS, HALEY? D:

#142, 159, 162, 172

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

142. Is that Mark Hamill? He's not dead. D:

159. That picture of her in the wig isn't from the show, it's from an event where many of the actors arrived in costume (and she wore an ugly ass wig instead of getting her hair done). In many episodes, she did actually have her hair short and bright blonde. If you look at those sets of pictures (in the wig) and compare it to her hair in the show, you can tell. :(

162. Agreed. I could tell that relationship was horrible when I was 14. Some people are just too caught up on obsessing over yaoi pairings.

172. What f!s are you seriously looking at? Lately there has been nothing BUT TDK secrets. I want to see your bizarro world f!s where there are no TDK secrets. LINK NAO!

Re: #142, 159, 162, 172

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

172 is a repeat from a while back. So...*lifts hands* We can assume the week they made it, there weren't a lot of TDK secrets.

[mireia-antonina.livejournal.com]

139. :/ I'm jealous.

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[teenelizabeth.livejournal.com]

Uh...Mark Hamill isn't dead, dear. =P

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[greeneyedlady.livejournal.com]

128. I am sure there will be people who reject the idea, but I feel quite certain that if Momo were a wide-eyed naive boy there would be a lot less hate for him. There would also be a lot more Aizen/Hinamori fans. It makes me a tiny bit sad.

146. While I agree that some of Jim's pranks are a bit too mean-spirited, most of them are directed at Dwight, who more often than not deserves them. Still, I think there are a lot of moments that show that Jim really is a nice guy. The episode where Michael crashes his barbecue but Jim welcomes him and even joins him in a duet of "Islands on the Stream" (when nobody else would) was one of the sweetest moments on the show. Or when he had a heart-to-heart with Dwight because he knew the guy was miserable since Angela dumped him. And when all of Dwight's complaints about him were read out loud he did feel bad about it. "These actually don't sound funny when you read them all out together."

Re: 128, 146

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

128. Total confirm right there and that's basically my OTP in another fandom XD.

Now I want to write that, because I heart genderswap. What would we call him? My boy!Rukia is "Rukihiko".

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[(Anonymous)]

Right now, generations of American kiddies are being subjected to horrible manglings of American accents by actors from Australia and New Zealand on Power Rangers. BTW, best American accent ont he show since they stopped casting Americans as rangers? The guy who played the black ranger on Operation Overdrive. He's from London.

Well, the red ranger from that wasn't too bad either, and the yellow ranger from Mystic Force had this sort of "I'm an American trying to sound vaguely British because I've been watching too much Doctor Who and Monty Python, but coming off as more fake New Zealand because most of the cheap sci-fi I watch is filmed there" thing going on. Actor from New Zealand. Only time I've ever seen a non-American actor actually work better as an American character because his accent didn't fit, acctually.

Also, have you seen Doctor Who lately? Those American accents are terrible. Daleks in Manhattan made me want to choke a bitch.

Re: 104

[(Anonymous)]

Well I guess the moral of the story is: Nothing works. Ever.



And as for Doctor Who, I try to stay away from murdered classics. D: [No offence if you like it XD]

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[(Anonymous)]

Um, you may not want to use your personal photobucket account, lolitachan,

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[(Anonymous)]

Man, he is so hideous. I'm sorry, I just can't get over it.

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[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

103.) Next time I watch this movie, I will now forever think of this comic. Boners.

119.) Whatever 'verse, if it's written well, it's delicious.

139.) They must sound incredibly awesome.

142.) Mark Hamill. I see what you did there.

162.) God I hate that pairing.

171.) But... it's not. Alas. Joker's just being the typical "get under your skin" in that. But Frank Miller has Joker gay for Bats. UNREQUITED BUT STILL.

182.) I lol'd at choice of words.

[glitterfairy25.livejournal.com]

110. I really dislike the way there's a fandom for this...

127. When you write your memoirs, please, please call it "giggling at portraits of cardinals". Please?

139. XKCD SECRET! AWESOME!

178. I don't know why she was so brilliant, but she was. Companion for s5. Y/Y.

181. I know what you mean. Slash is hot, but sometimes there are better things what am I saying? :P

[(Anonymous)]

Better things than slash? What madness is this? ;)

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[(Anonymous)]

101. Fr srs? Go to hell.

136. I'm totally with you.

150. HOMG, I'm so glad I'm not alone in this. They are so freakin' adorable together.

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[briteskies.livejournal.com]

118 - You would like Meeeeeee! Sylar FTW! xD

139 - That is just... awesome. Seriously. I wish my inner voice was Morgan Freeman!

[llivla.livejournal.com]

101 As in…vote no? I mean, I don't care for the man, but he has said a few things in the past I agreed with in terms of art, religion and all that. The current candidates for presidency this year aren't that great, though, either. Not horrible; Obama and McCain struck me profoundly as people who really do want to take on the massive burden of a country like the US in a really fsked up time; they just want to go about it differently. I could never do it; so if ol' Manson wanted to give it a whirl in four years and got people interested, and voting and voter intelligence is...special... in our country, who the hell am I to judge?

I guess that's where you lose favor with me then, that you are only interested in voting under certain conditions. I find that very sad.

105 What I got out of shipping Vegeta/Bulma was mutual respect, but that doesn’t mean they don’t fight over EVERYTHING. Because it's "Vegeta’s an ass, and PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS and Bulma doesn’t give a shit, it’s still his turn to do dishes" love. When it first became canon I was like BZUH? CAR CRASH CAR CRASH... and then I couldn't look away, and it didn't make sense at all, but then I got into it.

123 I LOVE REEVE. He was the only reason I kept torturing myself to finish Dirge of Ceberus. In OG I wanted know more about his character; like with Yuffie stealing all my materia when I first found out about Cait Sith I was like ALKSJD I KILL YOU GTFO, but then like with all the FFVII characters I grew to love him, but he holds a special place.

124 I wanted it so badly too, but there was never any time until he died for her. :(

145 …Oh my God you’re a flipping genius.

148 I love Nanaki and Cait Sith too! D: But then if I could have, I would have had Barret, Aerith, Yuffie, Vincent, Cait Sith, Tifa, and Nanaki ALL AT THE SAME TIME. (lol masochistic much?)

161 Enjoy the free entertainment or sit down and shut the fuck up.
I feel bad for one of my writing friends; in reviews and comments they want the story to go a different way, and it’s like ;paksjdf what do you do? D:

171 what

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm only interested in voting under the condition of there being someone to vote for who isn't just another mouthpiece for a whole system that I find insulting, oppressive, corrupt to the gills, and thoroughly worthless. I'm sorry you find that sad.

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[aditou.livejournal.com]

That face will haunt my dreams, oh god.

Re: 1

[llivla.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought when the page opened up. It was like one of those prank pop up links your "friends" send you with a horrific picture. :(

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[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

101. You should care enough to vote, period. There's just no excuse for this.

104. Aw. Well, some people are just idiots. Maybe try to get your friends into a British fandom? Then they'd have reason to learn more just so they could follow along.

109. Totally gorgeous. Love her eyes, hair, smile, everything.

131. Whatever gets you through. And I'm sorry you went through that. That's one of my worst nightmares.

140. Well, except for Carlisle (in love with Carlisle - why can't the books be about HIM, dammit? think the books would suck less that way?), Edward IS the best character in the books to me.

His, "I LOVE THE GIRL BUT I WANT TO EAT HER. WOE." angst is incredibly lulzy and entertaining. It trumps Bella's angst the way my cats play with flies.

Can't say I want to be Bella. Might sort of want to be Edward if I got MIND-READING POWARS, but the bloodlust might be a pain. No, mainly, I'd like to be Carlisle. Because I want to be a doctor too, and his point about his increased sense of smell being diagnostically helpful especially snagged my attention.

154. This is pretty awesome.

161. TRUFAX. Although I have to wonder what fandom you're in that the whining is enough to push you out.

165. I know this can hardly be a comfort, but it was just a dream, yeah? Just try your best to forget it entirely.

182. I seriously doubt that. Especially if you're female. If he's straight, why doesn't he ever have chemistry with women? Not trying to be cruel, but yeah, find something else to believe.

Re: 101

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Maybe they care too much to vote.

[yukitheawesome.livejournal.com]

112. No one's keeping track. And he was adorable in Newsies. ^^ ♥

127. LMAO YES.

136. Christian Bale has already said that he will protest and tie himself to things if they try to write Robin into the next Nolanverse Batman. I think they want to keep him badly enough that they would listen to him. Sorry. >_>

138. It's kind of the same thing with me. Batman was never really cool or interesting to me until Nolan took him in. Don't worry, you're not alone.

139. Whose isn't? :O

140. IAWTC.

148. I love Yuffie! D:

170. I see what you mean. I may not think the same, but I do understand. Also, POINTS FOR MENTIONING SQUEAKY. She fascinates me.

170 OP

[misfitloser2112.livejournal.com]

OP of 170.

I'm glad you got the Squeaky reference. I know not many will.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

118: What? Isaac who painted it? Peter who's missing from it? Or Sylar who's the shadowy guy? WAY TO BE VAGUE, POSTER.

130: Are you alone? Have you even been paying attention to fandom secrets lately? Because it seems obvious to me that there're a gazillion people out there like you. Say hello to 170!

136: ...Batman/Robin is one of the oldest pairings out there. What is it with people thinking others are going to look at them funny for shipping something that has been shipped probably ever since Robin was introduced to the comics?

144: Yeah, I don't think so, and I'm not even in the fandom.

169: Giles' expression is perfect. PERFECT.

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[mahkia.livejournal.com]

I assumed they meant Sylar, but I could be wrong. It is rather vague, sadly.

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[(Anonymous)]

The ancient Greeks also believed that women's sexual appetites were voracious and uncontrollable and needed to be sated by older, experienced men. That's why 12 and 13 year-old girls were married off to 40 year-old men. Some, like Plato, also believed that men could never find true happiness with women because they were inferior beings, and that the bond between men was the only way to experience love, sexual or not. And it was only socially acceptable to be the "top"; if you were the submissive partner, you really didn't get any respect, and there was no social acceptance of a feminine man or any man who slept with one.

All due respect to the anicient Greeks, but they didn't always have the right idea.

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[ghn-hitokiri.livejournal.com]

123 - I know how you mean, in a way. I'm not a huge Reeve fan (though he is damn cool) but I'd totally bang Cid before any of those hot 'bishies'. Cid's just so much more attractive to me.

140 - Edward kind of annoys me. I don't get why he's appealing at all to people, and he as a character irks me. I hate Bella with a passion; mostly because (as far as I've read) we can read her thoughts and that just makes me hate her all the more; she's such a condescending holier-than-thou little bitch! I suppose if I read Edward's thoughts I'd hate him just as passionately, but I only have room in my heart to hate one character from that series as much as I hate Bella, so the loathsomeness award's gotta go to her.

I've only read the first half of the first book, though, so I suppose I'm not one to talk. At this point, Eddie's an annoyance and Bella is someone I wouldn't have a problem killing off.



Also, FUCKING HELL STOP POSTING JOKER SEKRITS PPL IT'S GETTING OLD.

Re: 123, 140

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Heh. On SMeyer's site, you can read the first chapter of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Supposedly she's writing the whole book from his side as well.