[ SECRET POST #592 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #592 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 322 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 - insanely tl;dr personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

104 111 121 152 154 174 180 185

[jlh.livejournal.com]

104 Oh, we see them—mostly in British TV shows, where they have Canadians doing "American" accents, which the Brits apparently can't tell apart. Also when people do seriously lousy Southern accents. The Aussies are MUCH better at American accents than the Brits.

111 I agree that she's way too good for Ron. I'm H/hr, but I totally support these other ships! There is some Hermione/Cedric around, I'm sure.

121 Mine too. Is that Shatner in the background there?

152 OMG, that was the slashiest thing at the entire Olympic games. Slashier than swimming, totally.

154 hahahah, AWESOME.

174 In my experience, unfortunately, anime spends less time on relationships like that than the manga, actually.

180 It's better than falling for the character that the fandom is indifferent to, at least. I love minor characters and no one even talks about them. It's like, oh yeah, forgot about them.

185 Me too. And I'm tired of the idea that yeah, "only those silly ladies" like guys that aren't totally hard bodied. whatever, hello bears.

121

[(Anonymous)]

It sure as Shat is!

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[crazycorgilady.livejournal.com]

139

I don't think this was linked, but I apologize if it was:

http://xkcd.com/462/

Re: 139

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Hearing everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman doesn't sound like a disorder.

Hearing everything as if read out by Christopher Walken, now, that would be a disorder.

[manicprophet.livejournal.com]

142. You're going to kill Mark Hamill, aren't you? And I think I see a pope in there.

171. I direct you to this picture (http://i36.tinypic.com/2s6lvgm.jpg).

[misfitloser2112.livejournal.com]

You're going to kill Mark Hamill, aren't you?

Marry me.

Seriously, that made me snort outloud.

<3

127, 139, 154, 168, 178, 186

[velvetalchemist.livejournal.com]

127: Yeah, I'd be giggling too. And bursting into rooms and shouting all the lines. Forget kicked out, I'd be arrested.

139: AWESOME.

154: I had the same thing going on with the register printers at work. They'd act up and I'd apply some percussive maintenence with my fist, they'd resume printing, and I'd lean back with a fonz-worthy "eeehhy." (how do you spell a sound???)

168: HAWT.

178: That'd have been worth seeing. :)

186: Holy crap, are you me? Srsly. Former BFF introduced me to this show just 'cuz his character is a Buckeye. Now I barely talk to her, but I tune in just 'cuz I heart this show so hard. I remind people of Abby ALOT.

every TDK secret.

[judo-creature.livejournal.com]

If I see another fucking Joker secret I'm going to shoot something. He's not that hot. I know you like to imagine you'd be all hot for him, but even though you would like to think you're that disturbing, you aren't.

People fancy him because a fictional character who lives only to create chaos is appealing. Someone that bad is somehow sexy because he can blow up a hospital and kill hundreds without getting a lick of guilt or shame. Yeah, Heath Ledger is amazing: But do you freaks really think that if you met someone that twisted in real life you'd ~*truly fall for them homg.*~

No, no I don't quite think you would. Honestly, fuck how ~*hilarious*~ he is. If I had a gun and the Joker in the same room, I don't care how many times he makes a pencil fucking disappear, I know exactly what I'd do. And if I had a condom and the Joker in the same room, I'd figure out a way to strangle him with it. >:|

... Somehow.

Get over it. It's a movie. A good movie, but I like to think of it like Twilight, or mayhaps even Death Note: Sure, it's good for a few shits and giggles, but overall? It's just not fucking worth the hype. [/end rant] Fandom is not srs bzns, kthnx. Life. Obtain one. --Judo

Re: every TDK secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone said they think they'd go for a guy like that IRL?

I didn't think so.

Cry moar.

[brekfastmachine.livejournal.com]

154) HOLY SHIT
I CAN'T UNSEE IT
AND THE WORST PART: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO
♥ xbagillions

172) Hope you're happy. Some of them even say the same thing over and over. Whoopee?

182) I'd tap Wilson into the next century.

145 158 161 180

[tunasaladsonnet.livejournal.com]

145: You should write it, if you want! :D :D

158: I haven't watched the Storm Hawks much, but now whenever I watch it, I'll squee. I SHIP BROMANCES ALL THE TIME, BY THE WAY. ♥

161: *standing ovation*

180: This happens to me. All the time. There is nothing wrong with you and you're not alone. ♥

180 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Awesome.

[himhilien.livejournal.com]

101. Wow.

103. BONERS! AHAHAHAHA!

112. I still haven't seen this movie. I am a terrible Christian fan.

118. Boo hoo.

119. I literally laughed out loud when I read the part in Long Halloween where the Joker asked Batman if he'd kiss him at the stroke of midnight on New Year's. Thank you Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale! <3

127. LOLTASTIC!

138. There are elitists out there but if you're not batshit and actually do your research, I think most of them will be open.

142. I guess it was a different Mark Hamill who voiced the Joker for the animated series and movies. He was in a car accident back in the 70s.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

142. I guess it was a different Mark Hamill who voiced the Joker for the animated series and movies.

Not to mention Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender, which is ever more recent...

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

Ah, I daily dose of Batman/TDK secrets....

103. I LOLed when I realized it wasn't shooped.

104. In a country when many accents, I have enough bad Brooklyn accents from other American actors to last a lifetime.

105. You know I love this couple, but I always, always felt bad for Yamcha never ending up with Bulma...

107. Fuck that, from the rescue to the end of that arc still breaks my heart. The first time I BAWWWed a whole evening over it.

111. That's mean sprited. I think Ron as a good as fit for Hermione. However, I admit when I was in the fandom years ago, I shipped her with Snape. LOL, oh wow.

117. I wonder what a mole would sing about...

127. No one suspect the Spanish Inquistion! I need to watch this again, it's been YEARS.

139. Then your life is the motherfucking coolest thing ever. Only thing that can top that is having the soundtrack of Law and Order on top of that.

142. ? Mark Hamill isn't dead....

145. Now I can't unsee Axel being a male version of Meg.

148. While Red was good. Cait Sith made me want to slam it and his moogle to the wall. Besides, they weren't great fighters for me. But Yuffie is LOEV for me. I still love the girl.

154. D: That is awesome. I wish I can feel cool like that too. I admit I tried it with a soda machine back in high school and knew how to get two cans on the price of one. But it doesn't happen all the time.

161. IAWTS so, so much. I hate when fans act like other fans must do this and this more, disregard if those fans even like it. I understand if you want to ask for it and you should, but you don't demand for it and people must do as you say.

162. I like that relationship because it was emotionally abusive. Hell, I call this secrets "What Not To Do in A Relationship 101". While I think they're in love with each, but gawd, they're completely wrong for each other and the other characters point it out constantly too. But I grimace when fans ignore that Shuuichi is extremely needy and constantly needs confirmation from Yuki and Yuki is the one of the biggest assholes to exist in manga/anime and has way too many issues to be in a relationship. I think they prolly view it as Shuuichi as the savior to Yuki or something. Crap, I think that's why I like Ryouki/Hatsumi in Hot Gimmick...

And in b4, "You support abusive relationships!" or something silly like that.

174. What as shipping-wise? I think they're following the manga closely so far. I like Chikage and Tachibana as friends who can depend on each other despite being master and servant.

176. Yes, he is~! Yes, he is~♥!

181. Because slashing always destory brotherly love and male friendships, amirite? Seriously, people, just stop it already. I haven't seen watched this show (WW 1+2 stuff never been my kinda thing, but if it was set in the Civil War, I prolly would watched it). But that complaint annoys me quite frankly.

181 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Misses the point =/= destroys. My point is that they already have a deep, connecting love that doesn't need the hawt mansechs to make it more meaningful/better/whatever.

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[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

188. Wow. I stopped watching HMD after Season Two. Watching that video makes me really regret that...

[(Anonymous)]

What episode did she ~*~rape~*~ the table in? x0

[(Anonymous)]

^ response to 179 btw

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[bad-luck-bird.livejournal.com]

I concur. I have a few friends who really love the series... but their relationship bothered me a whole lot to where I just had to stop watching/reading.

[(Anonymous)]

110. I don't get your panic? I think that movie is a minor classic as well but so long as it's Jack Black/Mike White/Richard Linklater back together again I don't see any reason to predict doom. It's not like it's being rushed out 15 months after the original and I like the idea of exploring American pop music beyond classic rock.

135. OH LINDSAY AND DANIEL ♥

136. If they ever put Robin in the Nolanverse I really hope they do Ellen Page as Carrie Kelley or something just to see the perfect storm of internalized misogyny/I-consume-media-exclusively-in-pursuit-of-buttsex moron fangirl outrage

146. Haha, I agree! They really needed to make him more of a loser, like Tim from the UK series...Jim is too goodlooking and successful in life for pranking Dwight and making faces at the camera to be really palatable.

170. You are not as crazy as the Joker but you are as fucking gay as a dumptruck full of comic book convention Joker cosplayers, good lord.

[solid-marmot.livejournal.com]

103. *PISSING SELF LAUGHING*

130. Nahhhhh. You're not alone, and I ain't seeing the problem here. Life is too short--like what you like and forget about everyone else. *SPARKLING THUMBS UP*

139. ME TOO.

145. .... WHOA. I TOTALLY SEE IT. AND I LIKE IT. WAT.

179. WHAT. DUDE. ME TOO! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE NOT ALONE ;__;

179 OP

[(Anonymous)]

AWESOME SAUCE

[sbsneech.livejournal.com]

Dear author or 183: I am fascinated by your ideas and would like to see more of this. :)

123, 129

[nightfire013.livejournal.com]

123. REEEVEEE!!! ♥! He has grown to be one of my favorite FFVII characters^^

129. Dr. Strangelove=awesome! I had to write a term paper on that movie- it was the best assignment I did all semester.

101, 103, 111

[winged-panda.livejournal.com]

101. I actually agree with you. I never vote, but this might make me.
103. Someone showed that to me! It was bloody hilarious. <3
111. I personally like them together, but I can see your point. I can't stand Harry/Ginny, on the other hand, it makes my skin crawl it's that bad. Yay for Cedric!

125

[(Anonymous)]

If I see another fucking Heathcliff secret I'm going to shoot something. He's not that hot. I know you like to imagine you'd be all hot for him, but even though you would like to think you're that disturbing, you aren't.

People fancy him because a fictional character who lives only to brood and fuck people's lives up is appealing. Someone that bad is somehow sexy because he can blow up a hospital and kill hundreds without getting a lick of guilt or shame. Yeah, Heathcliff is amazing: But do you freaks really think that if you met someone that twisted in real life you'd ~*truly fall for them homg.*~

No, no I don't quite think you would.

Re: 125

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[(Anonymous)]

104. If 'Obvious OP is so, so obvious' then why, exactly, is this a secret at all?

114. what I find sad is that people won't allow their friends to have their own likes and dislikes that might even disagree with them, without being judged on it. THAT'S truly sad these folks are stuck with vapid, vain, egotistical hypocrites who say they are their friends but judgement harshly behind their backs.

Lose, like a losing thing.

118. It's not only irrational and immature, it's made of much lose. See 114.

126. Word on that!

130. Hmmmm and wasn't it just yesterday that people were all up in arms that the secret makers who LOVE THE JOKER were just expressing their FANTASY of being dominated by this guy and how those of us who boggled at this irrationality were taking things too literally? that OMG people don't REALLY want to be dominated by him?

And now lookie here, we have someone who doesn't appear to be living in this fantasy world but actually honestly wishing it to be true.

OK Then!

159. Is that a facelift scar?

162. How could anyone NOT SEE how abusive it was?

170. See above 114 and 118. *rolls eyes*

171. I am curious where their OMG TRUE LOVE was realized. When did they have sex?

172. Talk about your bad timing. All this week there's been one right after another. *rolls eyes* some secret makers are too fucking retarded to remember there is a lag time between submitting a secret and it getting posted.

181. so? no one cares what you think. we are still gonna write slash. we don't care if it 'misses the point'.

181, not the OP

[(Anonymous)]

And thus, you prove his point entirely.

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[demishock.livejournal.com]

126. I'd go watch that in a heartbeat. Jackman = yay! Everyone else I knew was ga-ga for Trunks, but Vegeta was always my favorite.

145. Never would've come up with that on my own, but I like it. I'd read that if someone wrote it well.

154. Aaaaaay... Man, I miss Happy Days. That was a nice show. :) And your trick with the ice machine is pretty friggin' cool, no pun intended. I wonder if someone will catch the reference someday...

170. (and all the other YAY TDK!Joker secrets, really) I think it's possible to agree with some of his philosophy without agreeing with his methods. For example, when he was talking about how if he threatened to kill nobodies or criminals, people'd be more passive, but threaten someone in the public eye and everyone goes nuts - it rings true. Doesn't mean it's a good idea to actually do it, but the accuracy of it is worth noting. I wouldn't follow him if, for whatever ridiculous reason, he was recruiting. I'd run the fuck away. Love the character. Think he makes some good points. Would NOT want to bump into him IRL.

184. Hey! It's Outlaw Star! I don't ship that, but I do really friggin' miss that show...

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[revolve.livejournal.com]

#114- A girl I know said I should read that. Then again, she was the one who recommended Twilight to me... DD:

#174- What series is that?

#185- The Full Monty secret ftw.

Re: 114, 174, 185.

[(Anonymous)]

174 is Antique Bakery. I would highly reccomend it, if an anon's opinion means anything. :D

[raven-scarlett.livejournal.com]

110. Holy shit I am all over this secret (minus the RPS, though). Seriously, OP, I love you for making this secret TT_TT. I love SoR hardcore. Also, WHAT? I don't want a sequel.

171. O.O Good God, I love that comic.

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

165. Sorry, but I LOL'D

MMM CAN WE GET ANYMORE TDK SECRETS

[fenm.livejournal.com]

We could have a day of nothing but TDK, "OMG, Joker!" secrets...

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[likeatruck.livejournal.com]

105 - ;__;
107 - Agreed, and that panel is really nicely coloured.

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[fenm.livejournal.com]

Yeah... very nice!

[lovegonnadrown.livejournal.com]

116. ... D':

145. I think I read a fic like that somewhere.

158. Unrelated to the secret, but Storm Hawks yay. <3